₦airaland Forum

Chaiiii....how do you want these nairaland online miscreants to feel? that infact Asiwaju recognize Renomore than them? Anyway this na old pishure sha..after Gej lost elections or during when Reno use Leah Sharibu cash ordeal take cash out!

Your tears, sorry, suffering ...oyibo wetin I dey spoke sef....your Bulablu is my delight... Enjoy your shege with full chest bruhnnn. Nothing do you!

JAMO84:
Since you have admitted that neither you, nor your Agulu Pandora thief is feeding us, I am satisfied. Goodbye.

This is not a country of Bulablu..neither is it a democracy of grabbing and running away with ballot box. Foolish olm that is supposed to be at the home for the elderly with drug past or present!

Torries conceded defeat with 24 hours until general elections polls open ~ In other words, the elections has not started, and they conceded defeat.....unlike what you get in Nigeria, where a deranged, old man with drug past would rather scheme, steal and kill just to answer president!

In an astonishing admission by work and pensions secretary Mel Stride on the eve of polling day, he said Sir Keir Starmer is likely to win more seats than Tony Blair in 1997.

Rishi Sunak makes last-ditch plea to stop 'unchecked' Labour winning election.

I would like to be emailed about offers, events and updates from The Independent. Read our privacy policy
A cabinet minister has said Labour is heading for the biggest general election landslide in history, effectively throwing in the towel before polls have even opened.

In an extraordinary admission on the eve of polling day, work and pensions secretary Mel Stride said Sir Keir Starmer is on course to win a Commons majority with more seats than Sir Tony Blair in 1997.

That would leave the Tories with a handful of MPs and facing the danger of extinction. He alluded to the 1931 election in which Labour leader Ramsey Macdonald led the National Government to victory with a record 492 majority.

Mr Stride also said the opinion polls suggested Labour would win by a bigger margin than Sir Tony’s 178-seat majority, which saw Labour secure 418 seats..

Far from pitching the Conservatives as a party that can win, he said people should back the Tories as an opposition force “so we can hold this government to account going forward”.

Multiple polls suggest Labour Party is set for a historic victory on Thursday, with election experts at Survation suggesting there was a 99 per cent chance the party will take more than 418 seats, the number it achieved 27 years ago.

Work and Pensions Secretary Mel Stride has effectively conceded defeat in Thursday’s general election
Work and Pensions Secretary Mel Stride has effectively conceded defeat in Thursday’s general election (PA Wire)
Speaking to Times Radio, Mr Stride, who has been one of Rishi Sunak’s most loyal lieutenants during the election campaign, said: “Unless it's an extraordinary upset, which is highly unlikely, you're going to get a Labour government, you're going to get the change.”

He added: “We're not only going to get a Labour government, we're going to get a kind of supermajority, which is going to be this country with effectively a government that is not being held to account because the opposition is too small, too marginalised, too weak.

“And what we have to have is some balance within our parliament. And I think that is genuinely what is in play now.”

Referring to the 1931 election won by the National Government, he said it was vital to have enough Tory MPs left to challenge Labour.

Mr Stride said: ”I totally accept that where the polls are at the moment means that tomorrow is likely to see the largest Labour landslide majority this country has ever seen - much bigger than 1997, bigger even than the National Government of 1931.

“What therefore matters now is what kind of opposition we have and what ability to scrutinise government is there within parliament.”

In1931, Mr Macdonald led a coalition of Conservatives and Liberals, winning 554 of 615 Commons seats. In 1997, Tony Blair won with a 179 Commons majority, with the Conservatives reduced to 165 seats.

Mr Stride’s comments are the latest and most gloomy in a series of warnings by Conservative leaders who have given up on winning and are now focussed on avoiding a total wipe out - or Labour “super majority”.

Sir Keir said the warnings from top Tories including Mr Stride amount to “voter suppression”. The Labour leader said: “I think the Tories have run a very negative campaign and they’re failing to answer the question of what positive change they bring for the country.”

Pressed further, Sir Keir said: “It’s more of the same, it’s really voter suppression, it’s trying to get people to stay at home rather than to go out and vote.

“I say if you want change, you have to vote for it. I want people to be part of the change.”

It came as Suella Braverman urged the Conservative Party to “read the writing on the wall” and “prepare for the reality and frustration of opposition”. The party had to rediscover its “soul” and reconnect with the right to win votes, she warned.

Within hours, senior Tories hit back at her intervention. One former cabinet minister told The Independent: “I don’t know what she is thinking”. Another accused her of trying to burnish her diminishing credentials, which are thought to have diminished in recent weeks, suggesting it was the “last throw of the dice”.

A day before the general election, the former home secretary declared “it’s over” for the Tories and urged the party to conduct “a searingly honest post-match analysis” after its widely expected defeat.

A minister rejected the suggestion that the election is “over” for the Conservatives.

Andrew Griffith echoed Mr Stride’s warning that if the polls are correct, Labour will win a majority “unprecedented in modern history”.

But asked whether he agreed with Suella Braverman that it was over for the Tories, the science minister told BBC Radio 4’s World at One: “No, not at all.”

He added: “Nobody should be taking the British people for granted.

“I think what Mel was talking about was the very real jeopardy of a Labour government.”

The two senior Tories admitting defeat came just hours after Mr Sunak and Boris Johnson appeared alongside each other at a rally for the Conservative faithful. Mr Sunak hailed the “united Conservative Party” and insisted that the election result was “not a foregone conclusion”.

Meanwhile Mr Johnson railed against Sir Keir’s Labour Party, warning it would “use a sledgehammer majority to destroy so much of what we have achieved”.

But, writing in The Telegraph, Ms Braverman said victory should no longer be the goal for the Tories.

“Thursday’s vote is now all about forming a strong enough opposition,” she wrote. “One needs to read the writing on the wall: it’s over, and we need to prepare for the reality and frustration of opposition.”

Ms Braverman blamed the situation on a fracture within the Conservative Party resulting from a rise in Nigel Farage’s Reform UK.

She said: “It is notable that Labour’s vote share has not markedly increased in recent weeks, but our vote is evaporating from both Left and Right.

“The critics will cite Boris (Johnson), Liz (Truss), Rwanda, and, I can immodestly predict, even me as all being fatal to our ‘centrist’ vote.

“The reality is rather different: we are haemorrhaging votes largely to Reform. Why? Because we failed to cut immigration or tax or deal with the net zero and woke policies we have presided over for 14 years.

“We may lose hundreds of excellent MPs because of our abject inability to have foreseen this inevitability months ago: that our failure to unite the Right would destroy us.”

Ms Braverman said the Tories need “a searingly honest post-match analysis”, “because the fight for the soul of the Conservative Party will determine whether we allow Starmer a clear run at destroying our country for good or having a chance to redeem it in due course.

“Indeed, it will decide whether our party continues to exist at all.”

Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch warned against letting Nigel Farage into the Conservative Party (Lucy North/PA)
Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch warned against letting Nigel Farage into the Conservative Party (Lucy North/PA) (PA Wire)
The article will be seen as a premature pitch for the Tory leadership by Ms Braverman, positioning herself to be the champion of the party’s right wing after the election. She is likely to come up against business secretary Kemi Badenoch, among others, depending on which Tory big beasts manage to keep their seats on Thursday night.

Meanwhile Ms Badenoch’s camp has been hit by fears that delays sending out postal votes in her constituency could delay any potential bid for the Tory leadership.

Councils across the country are scrambling to ensure postal votes are delivered and returned on time amid concerns that some people could be left disenfranchised at the general election.

In Ms Badenoch’s North West Essex constituency, more than 2,600 postal ballots were not sent in time, leading to fears Labour could be entitled to challenge the result if she wins by a small margin.

That would force an immediate by-election, during which time Ms Badenoch would be ineligible to stand for the Tory leadership, The Times reported.

In her Telegraph article, Ms Braverman also lashed out at the Conservative Party for being willing to “fill our coffers” with money from Frank Hester after the Tory donor apologised for saying Diane Abbott “makes you want to hate all Black women” and “should be shot”.

She said Mr Sunak was right to call out racism exposed by Reform candidates, but “cries of hurt and anger look less powerful when the Conservative Party was perfectly happy to take the money from Frank Hester”.

She added: “Remarks about hating black women were glossed over in the name of filling our party coffers. I don’t follow the logic. Nor do the voters. Whatever ‘the smartest men in the room’ might privately think, the public are not in fact mugs.”


Asiwaju get ready to concede defeat in 2027....presidency is not a birth right.Once you are rejected, leave! Otherwise wait for Oduduwa republic where you can use amala or stomach infrastructure politics to remain! Tankio!!!

Sounds education na really Oluwole? Take out 10% from all the regions and add it to SE and tell me what you have?

yoruboid:
As expected Lagos and the SW takes the lead

The top ten states remain

- Lagos
- Ogun
- Kano
- Oyo
- FCT

https://nigerianstat.gov.ng/download/1241528

Omoooo the usual mumu Ronus go clap for the werey...donations from Ronus-UK-branch go follow! Omoooo Reno na man you be! At all at all na Wich!

See this ohhh....going to Igbos to beg food? You want make dem pour them hot water? na person say make them allow Asiwaju enter? Abi you no see how Igbos say make PO or AA enter...that is if PO dey too Igbo, make AA run am, but una prefer an old werey...

Make una keep una begging for paliatives to una region biko. No able bodied igbo man go go stand for queue dey chop koboko just because of 1kg of rice or garri with one loaf of bread!

We learn our lessons during biafran war!

JAMO84:
How many people in Ekiti Oyo Osun Ondo are going to your family house to beg for food?

You Igbos claim to be billionaires, but nobody talk about hunger more than Igbos

When DSS pick you up now to show them the terrorist....hope you ready My dear brother you self moe to the cries of fellow Ronus who can no longer cope with the economy especially those in Ondo, Oyo, Ekit, Osun....

Nothing gives me joy like the mandate thief is living p to fill and square expectations....We tell una for Buhari time, una no lisyte..but this time na hunger go reset una coconut head!

JAMO84:
Shouting mandate thief like a broken record, when they asked you to present the real result in Court, you went deaf and dumb. How many votes did your Agulu fraudster got in the election that made him the winner?

You are asking a democratically elected President to leave, who do you want to replace him with? You want one of your Ipob terrorists protectors to be president, so we can join you to sit at home. God forbid bad thing.

I talksay na ilea ow go pain them pass!!!!

Omooo...no rice for you. Na Ankara una go collect and wail for the remaining two plus years!

Ankara for SW Ronus, Rice garnished with orishirishi for Rivers Ronus!

helinues:
Toh

They have absolutely no idea how their actions drives up prices in the market with low supply chain!

LaIabobo:
Someone needs to advise this clueless government that they are driving up prices of items with this bulk purchases.

They keep mopping up commodities from the market in the name of non-existent palliatives.

This is what they actually plan...making beggars and dependents of private social welfare...

E no go better for those wey rig Asiwaju in

Hahahahahaha...how many people recognize Nigeria now?

In SW, since the days of Obatala, for the first time, there are no eggs in Ondo states because al;l the chicken farmers have shut down.

North.
Hunger is now making people loot cattle & goats on transit

Mecca.
For the first time since Allah spoke to Muhammad, Nigerian pilgrims were starving in the holy city of Mecca.

SS..
Those niggas are holding up like their SE neighbours.

SE.
Ndi Odogwu...they have simply stopped investing locally. preferring instead to wait and watch as Int'l investors leave too!

Morbeta11:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/07/02/nobody-will-recognise-nigeria-when-tinubu-completes-remaining-seven-years-senate

Please don't mistake me for your family member......Hahahaha...just like Asiwaju is currently running mad, unlike Asiwaju, I am a fine gentleman of int'l repute...an epitome of humility and competence.....

Difrent:
When you labour in vain, it's understandable if you eventually run mad

Sycophant of the highest order..Go invite Akpabio, Ekpeazu, Kwakwaso, El Rufai, Ganduje......etc if them born you well...even the White lion, fear no let you go him village go catch...

Keep your failure to your self.....If Asiwaju is hindering you from catching his allies, why not resign and leave......abi Akpabio no get Efcc wahala, that you used as example in your senate screening and he sternly warned you not to mentioned his name as example?

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/07/02/i-wonder-how-nigeria-survives-olukoyede-laments-over-huge-stolen-money/

Ohhh boy!!!!! These people get mid ohhh. They promptly shared the body parts for further IGR generation?

Many people you think are normal are just demons wearing human skin

[quote author=adamusuleiman1 post=130769746][/quote]

Now let me educate you small, and maybe patch patch go learn too...

1. You don't use Efcc to pressure your partners in the financial markets...Abokis are CBN partners in the FX markets. You create a unique Identifiewr for all of them, even in their preferred languages. These are stuffs my boys play with.
2. you segment the F partners into Low, Medium & High Risk partners, corresponding to the level of remittance they can.
3. You start again, one of the Policy Initiated by Gov Emefiele, whence you receive NGN5 for each dollar received abroad, and pay for it with the tax collected from Stamp duties. That way, at every year end, the surplus can be appropriate to other needs,but specifically to encourage more UD remittance from abroad....

Using Efcc actually spooked the market. Unstable policies creates uncertainties. And no clear acceptance responsibility makes the situation more daunting....

Apparently, Asiwaju scooping up the available USD to pay for his highway of fraud, compounds the Naira woes!

I no be Economist but when you serve or work with renown Economists and policy makers, its easy to get sense!

I know the corruption is an impediment to true reforms, and that is why we say the mandate thief and his gangs of wereys should leave!

JAMO84:
We're you in comma when CBN banned the use of dollar for local transaction and clamped down on illegal money changers?

Those wey do soapy dey get eye problem, well wetin I sabi sef! BATs are known to be blind Soapy no good for you...ooohhh top it

Difrent:
I also know your type, na joy soap you dey use

As long as you know I got 30k
I also know you use joy soap for your masturbation on anything Tinubu

You can't claim to know and still doubt other peoples claims , if you know about others , other people know about you too ...... Simple

Omooo...where all those online miscreants dey?? Tufiakwaaaa. They go avoid this thread like Asiwaju spittle...

Deltafirstson:
Five policemen lost their lives in an encounter with bandits in Jibia LGA, Katsina State after falling into an ambush.

The incident occurred last Sunday while the officers were returning from their duty post in Zandam village to Jibia council headquarters.

According to reports, four of the officers were killed at the scene of the attack. The fifth officer died while receiving treatment at the Federal Teaching Hospital, Katsina.

It was further revealed that
following the attack, the hoodlums confiscated five AK-47 rifles belonging to the slain officers

Meanwhile, efforts to have the Katsina Police Command respond to the attack are still awaited as of the time of filing this report.

However, reports have it that the incident was confirmed in a security report, labelling the attack scene as a high-risk area, and warning against using the highway.

Lately, bandits have intensified their attacks on the community in Katsina despite the government’s effort to tame them.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/07/terrorists-ambush-police-officers-kill-five-in-katsina/

See your life? you are more concerned about insult to vseless gov officials than Ronus wailing or starving? Anyway, let me show you what I consider an insult......

DeLaRue:
The use of dollars in routine transactions is still rare in Nigeria. So, it is not as big a problem as it is in Zambia.

It happens mostly in property transactions involving Nigerians based abroad, which is understandable in some ways.

Besides, the CBN banned the practice a few months ago and the ban was well publicised, even here on Nairaland.

So abusing the Cbn Governor and the government for not banning it is a reflection of the wanton rudeness that typifies how many of you engage with other people.

Bruhnnnn... no be every one dey do soapy like you! Enjoy your soapy in peace. I know your type. Once they fit collect 30k stipends, every other Ronu can go to hell. Enjoy this pishure of a former Ronu wailing that there is no eggs in Ondo because of the vseless policies of siwaju & patch patch CBN gov...

Since the days of Obatala..this is the first time there are no eggs in Ondo state because all the Chicken farms have closed because of incompetent clowns ruling yall.

Anyway, we advise him and his gang of Ronus to lay eggs and sell...after all una dey sell human skulls

Difrent:
Allow the guy masturbate on the name small now, that's what gives them joy

I wouldn't want anyone charging you to court for obstructing his joyful moments

Like Biden, like Asiwaju!!!!! E go do them fiaaaa for eyes!

As common eggs don be Lamborghini Aventador, those de-ronucized corn 🌽 mucher go give am back to Asiwaju wotowoto!

As long as they remember the owambe they can no longer do....

Hellinus wake, smell the coffee. Asiwaju is done & dusted!

The only hurdle PO is facing now is the dilemma of a VP from the options he's given and the possibility of doing just one term since Asiwaju stole the other term....

My dear online miscreant, you see this kind honest earnings, he sweet Wella. Me & you do deal? Naaaa.....I look like a jobless miscreant for your eyes? Homeless? What they go through? Lol....even in NYC, which I have had the previledge of visiting, has homeless.....in NYC many people go through a lot too.....well, do I expect someone whoo HAS never seen the inside of a plane to know how these?

That $200 is just from one recurring gig... there are like 8 of them of different pay,.....it can take of one online miscreant on 30k stipend like you for 6 months and spare innocent people the suffer head job defending Asiwaju up & down even though your mate dey protest for Yale palliatives and getting shot in Ibadan....

Ok....goodbye. Enjoy your life with the miserable 30k stipends. If light and data dey, you for don reply since....

JagabanB:
Two kinds of people are difficult to deaI with, the ones who taste small success they never imagined that will ever taste in their lives, I just remembered I asked you some months ago about ur business that u were trying to set up, u have seen $200 now and the next thing is to post receipts?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From ur rants, u haven't been to Kenya, I'm 100% sure u have never crossed border, using PayPal is not a new innovation just that it's new for u because I don't see why someone will be ranting about PayPal from comment to comment, seems u just hit the jackpot.
If u have ever been to Kenya, u won't be typing the sh*t u are typing.
Since u go to Kenya very often, let's make a deal, do a random street in Nairobi about homeless people on the streets and what they go through.
Ignorance is bliss for so many of u.
Don't let $200 make u feel like u have made it in life.
Ahhhhhh!!!

Is it not from a country where people pay money to go stone statn abi na sheytan.....in Mecca? Too many wereys this country sha. So pasta no like a tip to heaven lined with gold?

He went to protest non release of palliatives provided by a private business, and got shot....
If only he channelled such energy into making sure the mandate thief never stole Nigeria's mandate, he'd alive today!

if only he was protesting against the real cause of his problem I do have managed to say RIP>>>>>

Una go understand the meaning of Bulblu...when time comes. The spread effects never start ohhh

The Tories are going! The next Labor Govt will tear the nonsense agreement as Europe Top Human Rights courts kicked Against it. As I write, many detailed Rwandan Removal immigrants has been released and currently sueing 10 Downing Street for illegal detention...

Omo my own na the religious ones who did see Saudi Arabia or Iran to go seek asylum and practice sharia to the fullest....well, I don't fully live in Rwanda so... nothing to worry about!

In all, Rwanda still won, because the over £350 million GBP won't be refunded.....you wan Play with these guys?

Tonididdyx:
Kigali is beautiful
I once used rwandair to Dubai and for the first time I had a peep of the country.
It was a sight to behold from the skies ( I mean nature wise). This particular Rwanda airport we landed in was on a mountain top ( that’s my best description) as you could look down the windows and have a 360 view of the entire Rwanda below!
Till date it’s my top transit experience.

But…. Charlie the Rwanda/UK deportees deal… I hope it doesn’t come back to damper the Rwanda dream. As deportees are angry species lol, if the spill into the city. Omo…. Won’t be funny to contain. It be like prisoners escape

Are you looking for answer that's imagination? I just told you the real Deal.

helinues:
I was expecting a straight answer

Haha 🤣🤣🤣 my dear, sourcing for funds require two things: Integrity and wisdom!

Integrity, the Funder must believe in your integrity and that you will use it for it's intended purpose.

Wisdom, you must have the wisdom to design a Value preposition to who ever you intend to source funds from. See how they got almost £400 million GBP from UK doing absolutely nothing!

Na wisdom and integrity be the key to sustainable wealth creation!

helinues:
Simple question, where is Rwanda getting money from to develop their country even with little natural resources?

I dey suspect.... hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 where that old cargo...oya forward match here!

Zombieoppressor:
Thieves came to my farm to steal my few chickens for egg.

It's so unfortunate. People steal from farms now and no cctv to catch any thief.

My Igbo brothers should just change their money into USD and wait..... Don't import, don't try to do anything until the werey goes out!

Don't even protest! Behave like PDP and Wike, allow the werey to destroy himself!

I told a group of people I spoke to sometimes, that inflation is good for people who has cash in hard exchangeable currency! This is it!

Stick your house with food, remove money for rents, put just few goods in store and change your money to USD and wait. The good's in your store increase the prices to match current realities....

IMF and other Bretton Woods Institutions are afraid of the Kenyans. A report I read, part of an Advisory to the Kenya Govt by official of IMF puts the Kenyans as insanely restive and sure to revote if Ruto goes ahead. That's why the Werey stopped the law!

hotwax:
This man has destroyed the country.

Atoko wa bale je.

I don’t blame him, I blame the ajito obas defending him.

This is the worst president in the history of this world. So buhari can be better than someone.

Only CIA and IMF are happy with him. They are singing his praise as they are cashing out in Nigeria. They helped him cover his scandals in the USA, Nigerians are the one paying the price.

Kayode Farinto is an Obidient IPOb biafrud... says a stinky ritualistic sewer rat from his I pass my neighbor charged chinko phone!

While they sort themselves out through Bulablunomics, let's not forget over 100 egg farmers are out of business in Ondo State and there is no eggs in Akure! And Oluwaseun is worried because like Hallinus, they both can't do without eggs. Will he resort to egg banditry? No one knows!