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Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 comrades..it's too early for vawulence!!!! Allow the miscreants some slack, so he can absorb the Shege well!

Make he contact Hallinus naa..the old nigga dey run egg things, I heard!

bookson:
It's still a baby step of pain... Don't worry, the baba step of pain is on the way so until then, no comment

So you sit in your shack at ogbomosho and talk about a place you have never been to? Do you have shame at all? Na PayPal and the team I manage dey make me frequent Kenya. Don't talk from position of ignorance....

Una go just load data come open waaa like pregnant fish dey talk nonsense! If una leaders try wetin them dey give una for NIGERIA in Kenya, they will burn even Aso Rock. Go and watch YouTube what they did to their Parliament. You think say na every Africa people be mumu like una Asiwaju supporters?

The biggest problem is having miscreants who understands nothing!

If you want some gigs, I can connect you so you don't have to depend on a miserable 30k lifeline defending idiots ruining lives and businesses!

Enjoy the pishures....we no dey depend on politicians, we dey run personal business as well as international gigs!

Go and get a job. Politics no be job!

JagabanB:
LOL.
If you have been to Kenya, u won't be typing the sh*t u have been typing, u typed from a place of ignorance so what I'm telling comes as a shock to u because you haven't travelled, try and travel.

Tora Kagame Paul, Umuturage Ku Isonga!

Yesterday, now or later, the story of Rwanda will never be completed without PK. Beside the clear fact that he's been here since 1994 as the defacto leader, you simply can not take away his ability to manage a poor country. Rwanda is a poor country with no large deposit of minerals like you get in DRC, NIGERIA or South Africa....but you simply have to give it to him that the megre resources assigned to projects are not carted away by govt officials. A poor country with proud, nice (not kind), law abiding citizens! Why nice but not kind? That would be for another day!

Rwanda blessed me, despite coming to the country with little or nothing. I was able to build an international, cross continental Company, the First of it's kind in Rwanda. I simply banked on the credibility the integrity of the country has to offer, using my igbo sense coupled with street & book credibility. It all begun many years ago.....when Buhari was introducing Nigerians to Shege. Back then, one million Naira will give you a cool three million Rwandan francs, but today, one million Naira can not give you eight hundred and eighty thousand Rwandan francs. That was the heydays of COVID-19 and my Plan was joining my brother and godmother in the US. Trump~ white bitch, wouldn't let that happen. I don't begrudge the motherfvcker. After all, he wasn't the one who told our leaders to be the best example of idiots! Now, I no longer want to immigrate to the US because gun violence scares the shit outta me... having, myself narrowing escaping UGM ambush of someone, I can imagine the horror associated with watching some crazed out fellow blow your brains out! I have couples of American citizens, doing remote work, leaving their country in droves as living expenses makes their continued stay not feasible! As usual they normally ask me for help in making their stay & Integration Easy.

It's election period in Rwanda and no one, I repeat is planning to steal ballot box like the old werey in Aso Rock advised his supporters in 2023. No one is asking some people not to vote based on ethnic or geopolitical affiliations. There is no MC Oluomo East Africa version here or an Oba of Kigali telling the coconut head omoyeebos he's gonna drive them into the lagoon if they don't vote his favorite Wereys! None of these shits here.

FPR is the party and PK is the candidate, and it's Tora Kagame Paul! You can be sure he's going to get 95% of the votes. However, in their wisdom, two other strong opponents, females, well spoken, agitators were banned from standing for elections. In my opinion, this is not healthy given that there will one day be a Rwanda without a living PK. What best explains a situation than creating it and surpritending over for a stronger Electoral Institution. I fear, PK might be all that is holding Rwanda together. He needs to build a more cohesive, post PK era quickly otherwise, his efforts like the efforts of Nigerian nationalists & Nationalism might be in vain!

So why is Rwanda insanely successful?
In my opinion, four factors are comparatively responsible for this:
1. PK
Strong man, atheist (or largely non religious), futuristic and educated. His ideas of generating income is something to be watched. He's the proud man that goes the white men with the mantra that he's poor, makes them bring in the money and watch them fight themselves! UK is doing ga right now!

2. Technology & it's drives. In a modern world, that seeks to integrate quickly must rely on Technology. This Rwanda has successfully adopted and which Bigkoko currently models and seeks for itself too. All payments to the Govt goes to a Central mobile payment. All application from the govt goes to a Central application model. This effectively eliminate rooms for fraud, embezzlement and more.

3. The people. Ohh, nice (not kind) pretty, handsome laidback citizens. They obey laws just like a sheep follows the shepherd. Nigerians, we have to learn to do this, but it starts with making sure people like Asiwaju don't get anywhere near power!

4. A strong military & the zeal to deal with threats! This part is the sweetest. Rwandan military is disciplined, well trained and we'll armed with SAMs & German/Israeli issued cock-dock sophisticated guns....the type those DSS carry like it's some toy! I know of these because I travel across border on behalf of my clients. Worthy of mentioned is how they kept DRc Congo at bay. Worthy of mentioned is how they restored security in Mozambique where Islamic terrorists seeks to thwart the Investments of Multinational oil companies. They fought those b@st@rd terrorists to the admiration of western Govts ~ this is why they don't want a destabilized Rwanda and never seeks to puck noise in their democracy!

How have our dear country NIGERIA fared so far?
Bad, getting to worse everyday damned day!
I remembered with horror when the 36 States govnors in Nigeria paid a visit to Kigali in 2023, and Ditto my office, Norrsken. Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..... No blaring sirens, no hobrish of do you know who I am.... I'm sure they're disappointed in Rwanda, not according them these paraphernalia of govt you normally see in Nigeria states..... Motherfvckers!!! No one actually gives you a routine of military or Police because the place is largely safe and the military is busy at the borders making sure conflicts don't spill over and the best you can see are CTU military or Police parading the cities for Oga Boko Haram boys!
I thought these guys actually learned a thing or two but they are all best example of a wine induced leaders!
I pay environmental & security tax here in Rwanda as well as in Sweden. Something I hoped the Wereys who came last year should or could have adopted is in generation of revenue from sources already established by simply using technology to eliminate loopholes and leakages to Agberos..... The simplest of things that would quickly see IGR shoot up by 80%....those drunkards can not implement...

I have no intention of shouting myself hoarse. When una tire to understand different Govts based on ethnic or religious affiliations una go do the right thing during elections. For now, it's Tora Kagame Paul Umuturage Ku Isonga!!!!!!


This piece is written by a Kigali & Stockholm based Business & Financial Technology Company. Bigkoko ~ Discover Africa with us!

Asiwaju pet babe! Learning fast from the chief Agbero himself!

Una go chop statistics by force for this NIGERIA since na drug dealing werey una allow Prof Yaks rig in!

Can you imagine? Then he must be a complete, full grown werey than we earlier realized

SisterRamota:
I offered him a job but he refused to work.

At least if he can affirm here that he wish to be jobless and ask us to let him be with the joblessness, maybe, we go stop pressing he neck

SisterRamota:
I'm just helping a life. If you want to remain jobless you say so and I'll leave you alone. The ball is in your court.

As you dey complain for Genesis, you sure say you fit stand when we reach Malachi like these Ronu miscreants in the pishures below?

helinues:
I wasn't talking to you, you too should also stop Jumpology on my mentions.

Make una stop displaying unnecessary aggression on others

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....eggs in action!!! Congrats bruhnnn....

Eh no easy to dey run eggs things!

helinues:
My life is not that useless like some people trolling others for years as if they are cursed

Joblessness no dey tire am ni?

SisterRamota:
You are always here. Shouldn't you get a job and be useful?

Go and get a job! It's an advice not an attack so that Asiwaju will focus at least.....you lot are distracting him with request for handouts!

helinues:
Shouldn't you also stop sounding dump with your trolling?

Would something terrible things happen to you if you decided to stop the years of futile trolling?

Jagabandit..... waiting to collect wotowoto from Northern Turks!

sirchim:
THIEFNIBU Baban Baban BARAWOO go hiaram. Karma is REAL!

Sorry bro ...Kemi, Semi, Remi, Zemi, Demi or Femi, so long "mi" follow.....abeg leave that cool woman biko. As she no be full born Ronu, you might not know what she's going through and covering up!

t2luv1:
First of all, it is Remi and not Kemi. I thought she once said they don't need Nigeria's money. Well their whole family has been living on Nigeria's tits.

Yes the jobless, nairaland resident old men should go learn a trade so as to pay tax for Asiwaju to collect.

helinues:
Wailers should stop creating senseless threads

Oya ohhh....we are waiting for the white haired cultist and pasta Adeboye to lead their squad

Let me drop pishures for those who might want to doubt what you wrote.

nedu666:
Tinubu should express concern
Adeboye should lead 1 million March
Soyinka should blow big grammar
Afterall na their fellow apc members at work

Wow..... someone pour shekpe for this one. I thought nobody go mention PO name!

Omo you deserve on glass of shekpe!

DMerciful01:
Peter obi & his pple kinda news....confused pple.

Okorobia Senator Nwoko Ned, you no want these online miscreants to enjoy their new stipends!

After a long lull..... suicide bombing has resumed. What next? Mass kidnapping of school children. And next? Complete restiveness in the North....and Asiwaju is finally booted out by either Mass protest or those with....if you say gun & khaki na you Sabi! If Karma decides to be brutal this Asiwaju Govt no go last till 2027 sef.

Yes, we are back to that era prior to 2015....when Asiwaju was part of anything and everything retrogressive in the country, in the name of politics....

Tell me karma isn't real. Motherfvcker.... she's as real as the hairs on your head.... ohh yeah you ain't got one, Right?

But, a new dimension, one can not fail to point out, not out of love for Asiwaju, as I loathes him like I do of spirogyra when I was a kid....I point this out because unlike Asiwaju who supported these traumatic happenings, I do not subscribe to these acts of violence!

Why is it that after the meetings of the Northern Turks, bombs started going off?

Are they trying to use same tactics they used on GEJ, of which Asiwaju was part off?

In all these, Asiwaju and oga Boko Haram ain't innocent!

I don't touch a nerve somewhere! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At least, we know those wey they bleat for a foolish, irresponsible druggie while the Nation burns!

Continue. Life no Easy. Even those on 30k stipends, na mama born them...lol

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Na the only thing you sabi for this 30k hustle? Jokes apart, Asiwaju should be dissappointed if these rants are the ONLY type of support online miscreants give him!

CrushObituaries:
Tinubu is their father, the father of Nnamdi Azikwe, Ojukwu, bitter grievingory Obi, and Kanu Nnamdi, Asiwaju is the greatest and most influential politician that ever lived in Africa, the kingmaker who crowned himself, no man born out of woman can unseat Asiwaju not even bitter grievingory Obi and his embittered OBItuaries born out of evil spirit. 🙄

So long as number 8 is finally done, no wahala

makemoneywbsite:
I had a dream that what they're cooking for Tinubu is not even for 2027. Tinubu should open his eyes ....

It would be a perpetuaal mistake for every southern president to be booted out by the northerners as they please.

What's bad about Tinubu's case is the absence of a support base in the south. Maybe, it's all a part of the northern strategy. Installation of aa southerner they cn easily boot out.

What Tinubu MUST do

1. Beg the north
.2. Make peace with the north
3. Reconcile with the north
4. Realign with the north
5. Remove Mahmoud and replace with a Yoruba who he's sure can do magic for him like 2023
6. Bring in Igbos who are the ones with the brain to rescue the economy
7. Pray and beg the SE and SS to drop him some votes
8. Just resign before 2027

I agreed with you. He should have been more explicit

Mrexcell:
Human beings should not have been included in the made in nigeria mantra both are totally different.

An administration the current Ronus defended......what a shame!

hegu:
Still searching for what the previous administration did with trillions of loans

omo...... Asiwaju don buy market! Nothing concern us omoyeeboos. Ronus and bombers, sorry, hausa-fulani na one according to Asiwaju!

Comrade abeg leave aunt kemi out of this! All blame and anger should be channeled to Asiwaju!

Bobbyjay001:
and the ediotic wife whom Dino nocked had reached her menopause claimed they don't need Nigeria's money.

To whose purses are these billions going into.

Tinubu is calamity upon Nigeria and he's a timebomb waiting to explode.