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Hello Nairalander,

I have a friend and she is into a relationship for about five years now, actually the relationship have not being going fine because the girl said she didnt love the guy, I tols her to leave the guy but she said she cant because the guy made her swear that she will marry him. finally she want to drop the guy but she is afraid of what will happen to her, and she even tell the guy that she didnt love him but the guy said even if she didnt love him she will marry her because he love her. And i dont think the marriage will work because the girl didnt love the guy and i think it will not be a happy home.

pls she need some advise pls

kindly help out.

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Hi Nairalander,

I have a friends with a big problem, and i dont know how to advice her. the prob is that he is dating a guy for about 5 years now and she wanted to leave the guy now because she didnt love him anymore, and already the guy has made her swear that she will marry him and she will never date any other person ( that was when she is in love with the guy) and i think the swearing is realy serious. pls what do u think she can do because she didnt love this guy any more, moreso the guy is very jealous that she always search her phone eveytime and she didnt trust the girl.