₦airaland Forum

AKAyomide:
I was once in your shoes before now. I decided to grow my X account for two years with no positive outcome. View and impressions were so low that I couldn’t think of what to do, so I decided to leave the platform before depression comes upon me. It is not so easy at all

did you pay for blue tick? They say it helps in boosting replies and posts

muyico:
Get clean laptop 💻
Enrole into professional skills training
Many opportunities full online.
Video editing is earnings like tomorrow no day.
Some Africans countries like Tunisia
Needs online worker
Remotely!
Or venture into g*y website

Can't this be learned with a mobile phone?

fuckingAyaya:
super pack should be 14k-15k

thank you very much

fuckingAyaya:
the normal indomitable pack 40pcs is 9500.

Okay, thank you. They're quite small though. I was curious about super pack

Please how much is a carton of noodles in your area?

I am a young vibrant male in need of a job in Lagos State.
I am well learned, mannered and can communicate very well in English Language. I am currently living in Lagos Mainland and would be very grateful if my application is favourably considered. I will submit my CV to whoever is interested in employing and encouraging me.

michaelodafe:
If you need a job with accommodation in Lagos, tighten your filter fast:

1. Target hotels, schools, restaurants, caregiving, facility/support roles and small operations outside the island hype.
2. Ask upfront: salary range, accommodation condition, feeding, off days, and exact location.
3. Never travel with your last money unless the employer gives a verifiable address and company trail.

Your best chance is a short CV that shows reliability, location flexibility and one clear strength. If you want, say the exact type of work you can do and I will suggest how to phrase it.

Thank you for taking the time to write and enlighten me about this. I will do just as you have said. However, if you come across any job opportunity like the one I am aching for, please don't hesitate to let me know. I would be grateful in "kind".

Jayhome24:
Shit news it's no longer relevant, people have moved on from your useless Iran and US shit.

Stay here dey talk Iran this Iran that na so life go leave you behind nor go face your life matter dey here dey busy over Iran nonsense, you hear?

Are you not here?

I am a young vibrant male in need of a job that comes with accommodation in Lagos State.
I am well learned, mannered and can communicate very well in English Language. I am currently living in Lagos Mainland and would be very grateful if my application is favourably considered. I will submit my CV to whoever is interested in employing and encouraging me.

Oluhgbengaa:
5k naira

Enter bus from recognized bus garage near you to avoid being kidnapped

Who kidnap me go later commit murder because nothing go come out from kidnapping me. Thank you for the info though. Thank you 🙏🏼

Hello, Nairalanders. Good evening. Please how much is bus transportation fare from Iyana ipaja, Lagos to Ogbomosho, Oyo state? And train too (if possible).

Hello, Nairalanders.

If you reside in Lagos and desire to wash your water tank, please don't hesitate to send me a message.

Remember; just because your water looks clean doesn't mean it is.

Sometimes you're just used to the smell, colour and everything.

If you haven't cleaned your water tank in months or years, it's time to take hygiene seriously.

Don't wait for a warning sign. Bad water equals bad health.

My number; zero, eight, zero, 29, three, 7, 42, five, five.

I thought when the US coughs, all countries bows? What's going on?

Most nairalanders think all her users are from Nigeria. They dislike it when foreign matters are posted on the platform. They attack these posts with comments like "Focus on Nigeria" "This does not concern us" "Won't you post more about Plateau State?"

Come on men. Re (f***ng) lax.

Not every Nairalander is a Nigerian.

Sccarrr:
Una sure no be one Yahoo boy from somewhere in West Africa Trump dey follow discuss about ceasefire😹😂

I'm going to post this on twitter lol

QuinQQ:
Sure, he forces the families to say their sons didn't die!😅
You think US is Iran.
If u people only knew what big a deal is made of any US soldier that dies. The body is personally welcomed with a salute by the president. Streets are named after them and it's an honour to the family forever. See below

streets are named after them? If 10,000 dies, that means 10,000 streets would be named or renamed?

I listened to this song on Audiomack and the lyrics were kinda explicit but Google says it wasn't. Name is Elcrow - Cat's Bite.
Below is a part of the lyrics;

I got my cat with pink nose from my mom as a present when I was 19

Daddy warned me not to let anyone give my cat a lollipop

I obeyed for 19 years and mistakenly disobeyed today.

Oh Daddy, daddy, zaddy.
My cat is hurting me.
I know not what to do now..

What would you like us to do with this information? What's your agenda?

Vibesman101:
This is the new amount I will be trading with
All thanks to the gentleman who trusted me today

wickedness na water

IgiveLadiesBj:
Guy no be me get thread na

Dey calm down

oh! my bad lol. Just checked. No vex

IgiveLadiesBj:
me keh?

yeah. You. You swallow update like python.

IgiveLadiesBj:
O ti bajebaje

I no tell you say wickedness choke for your side? Orumuemu

Seven hundred and twenty two decades later...

Vibesman101:
OK let's do it this way even @rexymania if you want to learn the skill
I mean you want me to mentor you then just chat me up with a fee of 10k

wickedness choke for your side.

Vibesman101:
Good evening first and foremost.
Please I'm not wicked neither am I hiding my update OK.
I said just sit and observe, in the long run I will tell you all about it and how it's done, but for now I just completed day 1 and I still have 17 more days to go so wish me luck because this took me a long time to decipher, but surely I will let you all know soon.
For now let me just keep pushing OK THANKS

You want us to wait for 17 days?? Ahhh. You will forget us. Anyhoo, I'll wait.

Vibesman101:
Why sir if I may ask

wickedness choke for your side. Why hide sports bet update? I'm on the same 'research' journey as you and if I was asked about my 'format' I wouldn't hesitate to give it out.

Vibesman101:
Please I just want to say this to all
Me posting my progress here is just to motivate myself ok
So if I don't say how I do it on the app it's not supposed to be a problem to anyone mostly the person above
Thanks

you are wicked.

Sonnobax15:

Bro,my two years in an hostel in poly opened my eyes to see wonders.

Once your banny gain admission into a higher institution, just cross your mind and start seeing disappointment from her as something that may likely happen in the nearest future.

Awhinawhi! Agbadagbruru!

I read a book on Selar last night and it was about a lady confessing the things she did in regards to relationship and love when she entered the university. She loves her man who's not a student of her school yet she couldn't resist the temptation of being more than just friends with a new "course mate" who wasn't even as interesting as her man. I wonder if this happens to all young couples who get separated because of the distance of the school they gained admission to.

guobe:
Adulthood is real scam as adults rarely have time for themselves to crack jokes and just have fun.
With alot of bills to pay like rentage ,school fees for kids,electricity bills etc etc, adult men and women are not smiling.
As kids,all we knew then was crack jokes even when the teacher was teaching in class especially those backbenchers students and you will see the full students in class bursting into laughter.
An occurrence then in secondary school was when a kid was to be punished for noise making and he was brought out to the front of the class.
The teacher now told him to turn his back so that he will be flogged as he was putting on a short nicker.
As the kid turned back ,lo and behold the short nicker was thorn at the back and the full class erupted in laughter 😃 lol.
Share your funny childhood experiences just for laughs.

What the?
Hegehehehehehe

Wetin I one snap dragon do?