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You fit do am?

Allaboutkatiee:
Dumb question

Fooool

I like my man short

I choose Lionel Messi

You?

I am organising a trip to this water fall

Who will go?

MufasaRebirth:
And you still never get sense ?

Yes like ya faada

MufasaRebirth:
Op how old are you again?

I am your faada's age

tee59:
You are very stupid and senseless too.Just Bleep off.

E pain am

You are a foool I warned you not to click


Next

blazepascal:
This is strange dont try it

TThanks for the advice

After kissing me and tasting my saliva,
He has called me to send him a frozen bottle full of my saliva so he will be eating it like iced cream. Initially I thought he was joking but he has brought me a bottle and cash and even knelt down to beg for it.

I feel scared. Should I give him?

I get wet anytime I am at Nairaland sexuality section
Am I alone?

MilesLamar:
Drop her number make I sing for her, I know am not that good but I better pass famous Airforce 1

OK

0800000000000

That's the cigarette I smoke of late

But will u as a guy also smoke such?

AngryNigerian22:
[color=darkblue] You are always creating weird weird thread all the time lol[/color]

Hmmmm

Men are like animals, very miserable especially when they want sex
You can hear a desperate guy say
"Oh pulease, let me just brush "" please let me just put it at the tip "


I heard a new one today

The guy said" please let me just enter, I won't move "



Drop the funniest you have heard or said

mikejj:
...yes now for my future inlaw

Mtcheew

Please pastors here help
My husband sleeps with anything in skirt
How do I help thanks

mikejj:
Hbd ...future inlaw

U dey crase?

Happy birthday evelyn
I am proud of you dear
I and Nairaland celebrate you in your 18th birthday

Bless

showeah:
whatsap me 07065214727

Let me see your picture

GraveMan:
Are You In Lagos?

If Yes, I got what you desire

08133873025 Lag Pls

Are you serious?

They were treated like shitttt, see oo

FisifunKododada:
You dis small gal...if I knack u now...u go dey cry like new born pikin...

Little kid running his mouth

[quote author=twokayeighteen post=70634571]your number??[/quote



You have it? Drop your number

Any man like this here should Whatsapp me

MISEDUCATIONS:
whats your bank akkant details so i can send?

Do western union na

I will accept the proposal of the funniest pidgin

Oya, make we go

That's my grandpapa

Very easy and simple recipe

Don't disappoint ooo

Jesse25:
Trust me either your husband have a crush on your mother or he don't Bleep your mum tired he is even obsessed with her kitten

Exactly my suspicion

samysmoothfresh:
when he next screams your mother's name during the do, you shout and scream his father's name



shikena

HHe will divorce me