₦airaland Forum

zurielsam:
thank God it didnt cut. Oya give me part of it

Oya open ur hand

zurielsam:
continue the lord is your muscle

I thought u said it will cut

zurielsam:
and who told you the replacemnt wont also cut. Sir i have buy games before everything is still a failure. I tell gambling is bad it ruin

Learners

Buy correct games from correct source. Like the one below I bought 5k one cut. Am getting replacement on Monday. Yesterday was 16th

Set up Web Cam so we can see u live and direct u on the go

Come and try it in Nigeria na

Family members will finish u.

And others are there praying to have one

Return that China ask for original

Him the fine organization were go free am light bar....

Things hard o....
Broh I like ur hustle...

I can't imagine my self watching this thing...
Let alone vote for some idiot.

Wifie sorry o
Just pray he wins...

hmmm

even me sef needs to visit this man o

what is all this one?
just because buhari is not around abi?

brohs wehdone o

una forget to tell us who dey girl papa be...
I no trust boys

Charley boy abeg go enter ur casket joor

were u bin dey when buhari promise say him go do everything better.
Now I dey blame leaders...

Nigerians please next election don't vote for any old man. 50 and above is a no to us.

Is it ur wedding?
Is it ur time? ur money? ur reception?


op which one is ur own sef?

Highway to the grave.

The highest floor. Due to the less availability of gravity.

"Get ur cheap fairly used London phones here"

They will never Learn lessons

Reiyvinn:
It means:



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On fleek!!!!

wehdone sir

If this phone can't "fall and standup" a hundred times (including inside water and tarred roads)then its a total failure to me...
And it battery must be longer than some celebrity relationship.

Everything is suppose to be cheap in this once great country of ours. Cars, electronics food, land,housing. Just name it. Even if not cheap, Affordable.

BaEnki:
Right now I'm in dilemma of believing what I've never believed and why is my body still light, I'm feeling as if I don't experience the gravity, that's ironical anyway.

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What really I'm I scared off? A question that's currently baffles me.

u are afraid of ur soul wasting in hell.

shikshark:
something came to mind but ill not say it on here

Are u thinking what am thinking?
I won't also say it here.

Respect to 11
Gentle Jack

1... badt guy

Me: oga where is the money
victim: I don't have a thing on me
me: are u sure?
victim: am very sure
me: oya hold my gun and my penknife for me let me search you...
(I give my victim my gun and penknife then search him)
me: oya gimme the gun let me shoot you, so u have a condom and you said you have nothing....
I tell him ntooor I have robbed you of your condom, you are now "condomless".

To me its a slide miss

Inside
wahala
wahala dey....

Gifty u are hereby evicted!!!

whywhyogun:
i do help him in his work, i am a versatile wife, to cook, to mop, to give career advice, to have wonderful bed art, and i hope to lift my horizon a little bit higher by learning more things from anywhere, such as here.

by the way, if i wake up 4 hours too early from the daybreak, and can not fall in sleep again, gentlemen here, would you pls give me an appropriate answer to my question , that, can i at that moment hold my husband's organ till the daybreak without giving him any inconvenience?

I can see u are hell bent on holding to his joystick...
Good luck...
by the way have u seen that topic on front page where a man is seeking divorce because his wife insist on him have sex with her during menses.

whywhyogun:
i am a perferct wife, and i am learning how to improve my skills, no matter in the kitchen, in the living room with guests and visiting colleagues, in the bedroom, or even in the restroom (yesterday, i opened a thread about wives watch husbands pooing in the restroom)

i love life, and thus love my beloved, so i am a good student to learn everything.

"good student" can't u learn how to pray till day breaks? can't u learn how to help ur husband with his office work?
Its only blue film u can learn.
kontinue.