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romance mathematics




smart man+smart woman=romance
smart man+dumb woman=affair
dumb man+smart woman=marriage
dumb man+dumb woman= pregnancy



who disagree with me? i guess no one

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Wife: It's a big mistake to marry an "idiot" like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: Hi your son also give me trouble, I could not ask him anything.

Husband: Might be wrong command or syntac error.

Wife: No he couldn't remember anything what I say.

Husband: Just reformat his memory.

Wife: Huuuu. You are useless.

Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: How about you salary this month, we need to pay the bill?

Husband: File in use , Try later.

Wife: OK, what do you think my position in this family?

Husband: Unknown Virus.

Three world famous magicians were in a restaurant chatting and boasting about their achievements.

The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the
audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick"

The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"

The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue".

Just then a Nigeria walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? "

One of the magicians whispered, " He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it "

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