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I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 5:51pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
Three world famous magicians were in a restaurant chatting and boasting about their achievements. The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick" The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it" The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue". Just then a Nigeria walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door. A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? " One of the magicians whispered, " He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it " |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by pappy4real(m): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2009 |
its a wonderful joke. the indian magician would originally have been a nigerian |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 10:07am On Aug 05, 2009 |
LOL HE HIS AN INDIAN NIGERIAN |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by romsky: 10:21am On Aug 05, 2009 |
na wa 4 patritism o @ post i no fitt laff |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by philip0906(m): 10:29am On Aug 05, 2009 |
bilms: |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 5:16pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
lol |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by Recoverd(f): 6:56pm On Aug 05, 2009 |
I want dat kinda power |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 10:15am On Aug 06, 2009 |
u hv o pay me upfront |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by lordmassac(m): 2:16pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
I am sure the indian don work with top nigerian officials |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by blissieng(f): 4:40pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
;d |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by dani1luv: 4:49pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
pappy4real:If you wanna get a date go to the Dating/Meet-up Section |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by Recoverd(f): 7:43pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Oya o, papay, Make we start na. |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 8:28pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
start what, |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by dani1luv: 9:47pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
a magic |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by mamag3: 12:30am On Aug 07, 2009 |
;d |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2009 |
ur name really follow u, dani olora |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by lordmassac(m): 3:26pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
that one na nickname? |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 3:44am On Oct 08, 2009 |
help me ask am |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by lordmassac(m): 12:10pm On Oct 12, 2009 |
ngboo |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by oladayo042: 12:19pm On Oct 12, 2009 |
lol |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by clemcykul(f): 10:27am On Oct 13, 2009 |
the guy must be baban gida |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by segunpc(m): 4:27pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
lol. i no dey o. |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by biola44: 5:41pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
lwkm |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 9:48am On Oct 14, 2009 |
lol International Baban Barawo(IBB) |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 4:42pm On Mar 02, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: I Am D Best Magician by dani1luv: 5:12pm On Mar 02, 2010 |
;d |
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