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I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 5:51pm On Aug 04, 2009
Three world famous magicians were in a restaurant chatting and boasting about their achievements.

The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the
audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick"

The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"

The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue".

Just then a Nigeria walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? "

One of the magicians whispered, " He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it "
Re: I Am D Best Magician by pappy4real(m): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2009
its a wonderful joke.
the indian magician would originally have been a nigerian grin tongue
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 10:07am On Aug 05, 2009
LOL

grin grin grin

HE HIS AN INDIAN NIGERIAN
Re: I Am D Best Magician by romsky: 10:21am On Aug 05, 2009
na wa 4 patritism o

@ post i no fitt laff cheesy
Re: I Am D Best Magician by philip0906(m): 10:29am On Aug 05, 2009
bilms:

LOL

grin grin grin

HE HIS AN INDIAN NIGERIAN
grin grin grin grin
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 5:16pm On Aug 05, 2009
lol
Re: I Am D Best Magician by Recoverd(f): 6:56pm On Aug 05, 2009
I want dat kinda power
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 10:15am On Aug 06, 2009
u hv o pay me upfront
Re: I Am D Best Magician by lordmassac(m): 2:16pm On Aug 06, 2009
I am sure the indian don work with top nigerian officials
Re: I Am D Best Magician by blissieng(f): 4:40pm On Aug 06, 2009
;d
Re: I Am D Best Magician by dani1luv: 4:49pm On Aug 06, 2009
pappy4real:

recovered, u again
im still waiting for your contact. pls get in touch. ogunbowaleomotoyosi@yahoo.com
If you wanna get a date go to the Dating/Meet-up Section wink
Re: I Am D Best Magician by Recoverd(f): 7:43pm On Aug 06, 2009
Oya o, papay, Make we start na. cool
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 8:28pm On Aug 06, 2009
start what,
Re: I Am D Best Magician by dani1luv: 9:47pm On Aug 06, 2009
a magic
Re: I Am D Best Magician by mamag3: 12:30am On Aug 07, 2009
;d
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2009
ur name really follow u,

dani olora
Re: I Am D Best Magician by lordmassac(m): 3:26pm On Aug 13, 2009
that one na nickname?
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 3:44am On Oct 08, 2009
help me ask am
Re: I Am D Best Magician by lordmassac(m): 12:10pm On Oct 12, 2009
ngboo
Re: I Am D Best Magician by oladayo042: 12:19pm On Oct 12, 2009
lol
Re: I Am D Best Magician by clemcykul(f): 10:27am On Oct 13, 2009
the guy must be baban gida
Re: I Am D Best Magician by segunpc(m): 4:27pm On Oct 13, 2009
lol. i no dey o.
Re: I Am D Best Magician by biola44: 5:41pm On Oct 13, 2009
lwkm
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 9:48am On Oct 14, 2009
lol

International Baban Barawo(IBB)
Re: I Am D Best Magician by bilms(m): 4:42pm On Mar 02, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: I Am D Best Magician by dani1luv: 5:12pm On Mar 02, 2010
;d

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