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Where did all these cretins surface from again.? How would someone in his right senses compare Pedro's start in his Chelsea's career to Hazard's form this season?

Note: Last season, It took us till February before we won 3 games on a roll. This season, we did it in the 1st 3 matches..

*Unfollows thread*

Krasid:
So getting eliminated in the quarter-finals of a tournament in which Belgium were considered one of the favourites, and also walloped by a clearly inferior Welsh team is now a remarkable achievement?

Come on Krasid, you are much more brilliant than this analysis! Hazard was arguably the Best player for Belgium at Euros 2016! Infact the only player whoscored rated above him is KDB.(KDB had 1 less assist in more minutes, Hazard had 1 goal and 4 assists.) You don't expect Hazard should keep out goals when he is busy creating chances and assists at the other end of the Pitch.

For that match against Wales, 3 of Belgium 1st choice defenders were injured for that Match. Vertoghen, Vermalean and Kompany. They had to replace them with Jordan Lukaku and 1 other idiöt.

There was nothing Hazard could have done, so give him some credit! It was on this page that one egbon was blamming BOATANK's injury for the sole reason for Germany's Elimination in the Semi's of the same competition.

What makes a team average in the first place? Shouldn't it be the quality of players in that team.If Chelsea is an average team, what does that make their star? If Hazard is elite as we are being made to believe, why hasn't he been swooped up by the big teams?

Are you telling me, Chelsea is not a Big team?? So, You think Chelsea is one Team that you can just cajole into selling.? Can You mention 5 Players in the Last 10 Years, that Chelsea have been cajoled into selling?

There are only 3 Teams I know that can buy Hazard outside of England, (Madrid, Barcelona and PSG) Hazard has already made his intent known that he doesn't wanna return to France. Barcelona, don't actually need him, because they have apparently the 3 Best players in the World right now. Madrid has Ronaldo and Bale already, there is no need to bring in Hazard.

I hope you will not come up with something asinine a doofus said about Chelsea not being a selling club.

Seriously, I don't know how you categorize and Analyse Chelsea as a Club, and I don't wanna know, because its not your Fault, its those idiööts that are called Chelsea board of directors or something.. They've brought the club down with their Calibre of Signings.

Its my Chelsea we are talking about here, and you think we are just one Club located in England that Mancity or United or even Madrid can come and snap its players Up without us giving them a fight..

Finally, are the likes of Isco and James starters in Madrid? If not, wouldn't that mean Hazard will be replacing them on the bench after sending them packing?

We can not actually conclude that Hazard will sit on the Bench at Madrid. You are just praticing what we call Forecasting! There are some people who still believe till today that Messi would flop if he gets the chance to play in the premier league..

And sometimes, it depends on the Coach. Or who would have thought that Caballero would send Joe Hart to the bench before Navas was purchased..

You can't actually be so sure that Hazard would sit on the Bench if he finally gets to Madrid. And we may never know because I don't think Chelsea wants to sell.

I am not saying Hazard is better than some players or he is the best player in the World, but he is surely an Elite player.

Old men behaving like Children just running Up and down the thread. Can't we just analyse a match after its been played.?

We had our 1st clean sheet of the Season and 2nd one since Pre-Season and No one is bringing facts out.

On this thread these days, its either "This one is better than this one, this one is a Foōl, this one is an idiōt." Unreasonable trailer just jamming anyone anyhow. (And sometimes they are not even football related.)

I miss this Thread. Eledumare bless regular monikers from 2011-2013.

With the way Conte sets up his team, E be like sey he no send Fabregas o.

He may actually start Mikel before Fabregas sef..

Nihilist:
Bamford goes to Burnley.

They play 442 and have 4 strikers + Bamford.

This is the competition - Sam Vokes(75 career goals in 10 seasons), Andre Gray(24 goals in his last 3 seasons), Lukas Jutiewicz(57 career goals in 10 seasons) and Ashley Barnes that nearly broke Matic's leg(69 goals in 9 seasons)

If this boy does not make it at Burnley, then I don't ever want to hear his name on this thread again. Infact we should close down his Nairaland account 'Bimffo'

..

So giving him a chance is now a problem.

Someone that was apparently the best player in Championship in 2015. Is he that bad?

Bid for the AC milan defender rejected.

Chaii.. We are

Leicester (A) in the EFLCup comes in between Liverpool (H) & Arsenal (A) in the Premier League and here is where the squad depth comes in to play.

Zouma should be back before then.

BRAV0O:
@SaveFUNAAB I believe you 'll going to learn from your previous mistakes you shouldn't have took the protest to Street in the first place, Nigeria is on the brinks any protest can be hijack to cause chaos and government will definitely tag you enemy of state with their propaganda machines, the robbing and incident should av first trend very well on social media if the course of your protest are truly pure, wake up guys! Tell me who protest by blocking road epp? In Nigeria You folks will just shut up and stop disgracing us, instead go and video the incident venue take pictures of the dead victim, interview the rape one too, tell the world, let the world interview your VC

I won't insult you, but if You go to twitter and search for "SaveFunaab" you will see complains and online protest, from Febraury this Year.

These students have been complaining online since February this Year, still the Police or school management didn't listen to them.

Now they take it to the street and you are complaining that it should have been done online. .

Funaabites don't try to take Laws into their hands. You will know this if you ask any Funaabite about the Lawn in the school, but this robbery has gone a Long way. No student is safe again.

NO! NO! NO!

bigkesh:
Oscar displaced Mata
Oscar displaced KDB
Oscar wants to displace Fabregas


ItS like i need to visit our village to end the curse of having this miserable slowpoke of a babyface........


God,I hate that idiot........That's how he will be forming Zico when a new manager arrives and send real ballers away
This time Kolewerk!!

I believe Conte knows what he is doing..

Mehn.

You people ehn.

Bifwoli:
I hope Chelshit lose and continue with their disastrous form of last season.May these Chelshit mercenaries be relegated this time.

Can you now move on.

Who else loves the way Conte talks.

He has now given Costa a target of 30 goals this season. That's some ginger mehn!

West Ham to snatch a Win?

Click Like.

Chelsea to Win?

Click Like.

Blue is the Colour!

Win or Lose.

Lets see how today turns Out.

MATCH DAY ONE!

Chambers.

Mehn! Mehn!

Nihilist, that guy cast your scouting abilities o, forget the goal wey he score.

Not this argument this morning.

Brestar:
Anyone impressed with Michael Hector's performance?

Please don't mention that Nigga's name.!

How did that type of Player end up in Chelsea?

Loaned Players: Kiwomya, Kasey Palmer and Tammy Abraham all scored Yesterday at their professional debut Matches.

Timing was a Joke:

Palmer scored 79th minute.
Kiwomya scored 80th minute.
Abraham scored 81st minute.

3 different teams. 3 Positive results.

Ibime:
Let's give credit where it's due to Emenalo. . . that's a cool £5m profit on Djilobolodji.

Egbon, the guy is still a fool!

1 week to PL and we are still starting with the same Set of defenders we finished with Last season.

Why do you care about the £5m profit, so much.?

But Conte is like the Boss o..

Lol. Sold Papy just like that.

SMH.

Conte on Oscar: 'I think [he] is a good player with great talent and he can improve a lot. I see a good attitude and a good will.'


Sorry Boys.. We have to watch Oscar in Chelsea's colour for another Season. No wonder the Inter Milan's rumour didn't last. Cheer Up still, we have Mikel to replace anytime he fuççk's Up.

Nihilist:
Whose dick did Bobby Martinez suck to get that job?

Conte on Martinez, Belgian NT: "I think this is a good thing for Belgium. I know him as a good manager, a good person."

Conte on RLC: He can play as a forward in a 4-4-2, but as a central midfielder in a different formation.

Now, here we go again.

Please where is Baker.?

Conte on the squad Today: '‘I think this match (against AC Milan) told me a lot - about the players we keep and who can go on loan or we can sell.''

Someone just tell me this man is not scattering your dada.

No TD must interfere please. I even trust Emenalo sef. He will not talk now.

Forget that throw o.

Ola Aina still has a long way to go.

Niang was just perambulating him anyhow, but I believe he will come good and improve..

Conte is just trying a lot of things with this squad and everyone is fighting for something, Moses Especially. (Even Oscar is fighting for something.)

Anyone don observe sey Conte no send No. 10 position for field. He doesn't give a shïïït about the person in the "Hole."

If You cannot help the players occupying the Centre Midfield position, then forget it mehn. Even Traore tracks back to help out in defending, which is very cool. Conte's supporting striker must have a very good work rate.. (He is actually experimenting what he did in the Euros with Eder on Traore) Extra man in the Midfield.

Not a Perfect team at all but Lets see what Conte has for Us. But I would love he can do something to that defence. That's the only position we have 30+ players. Three 30+ players. Not good at all.

bigkesh:
Kante,Chalobah,Cesc,Matic and Oscar for only 2 starting position.......
Who would you pick?
Mine is Chalobah and Kante




Ib*me do you think Oscar might just improve in this CM role

Oscar really fuçkēd up last season. Thought he was going to step Up, because he was not busy representing Brazil during Preseason.

But like Nihilist said one time, (I may be wrong). There is a step between Youth football and Professional football. And I don't think Oscar has made his own step. He is still busy littering the whole pitch with his Nutmegs.

Nigga Pass.. No! Na so so Nutmeg. E dey always Vex me.