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Taste and see that the LORD is good; blessed is the man who takes refuge in him.
But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength;they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
#trusGODnaani

LATEST NEWS:-
CLIFFORD ORJI D WELL KNOWN HUMAN EATER(CARNIBAL) IS DEAD.$
ASSU TO EMBARK ON A STAY AT HOME EXCERSISE NATIONWIDE, NEXT WEEK THURSDAY. IF THEIR DEMANDS IS STILL NOT MEET. THEY WILL EMBARK ON A NATIONWIDE STRIKE.
GOD HELP US OOOOO

Arrghh! no 1 was able to get d two correctly but @cloaked got 12=6 correctly so u r d closest of all.
11=6, 12=6.
u want to knw aw;
1=3(one) the spelling of 1 has 3 alphabets
2=3(two) the spelling of 2 has 3 alphabets
3=5(five) the spelling of 3 has 5 alphabets. e.t.c
NOW U KNOW HOW.
LMAO OOOO!!!!!

cloaked: ....11=3, 12=6

LMAO!! @wizard n @ cloaked u r both wrong but @cloaked is close anyway.

So you think you're good at math? Complete the sequence: 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5, 8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?, 12=?.

Bboybanj: whats poo

IT SIMPLY MEANS POOP, LOOK IT UP IN UR DICO, BUT TO A LAYMAN IT MEANS CHEAT, IGBE(IN YORUBA).

Godslove2039: Gbagaun! U failed the test. I didnt give option C. The answer is A. OAU is unique in all ways. She doesnt av to follow the steps of other schools. I Rep GREAT IFE!

LAILAI I NO GO GREE, C IS D CORRECT ANS Jhoor!. u 4got to put option C n D naa cos our JAMB N P.UTME QUESTIONS are A-D naa y should urs be A&B naa, so i help you fill it ni o. ABI NO BE SO NI jare @all.
LOL!!!!

Ahhh! e no easy o, oooo.
to pass JAMB,
e no easy o, ooo.
to con pass post jamb,
e no easy @ all, ooo
to see oau cut off mark,
e no easy o, oooo.
my broda my sister,
4 oau to paste d list,
e no easy o, oooo.
kiri gbagba.
LOL!!!!!

Godslove2039: Chai! 87days after PostUTME, 40days after the official release of all deparmental cut-off marks, Great Ife is yet to release the 1st admission list.
Which option best describes OAU's attitude?
a. OBA AWON UNIVERSITY
b. OBA ADANIDURO UNIVERSITY.

MY ANS IS C.
OBA AWON UNIVERSITY TI O NKO ENI NI SURU(KING OF ALL UNI. THAT TEACHES ONE ABOUT PATIENCE)
LOL!!!

hotandholy: bt she wrote commerce exam at ife post utme?

DAT IS AW CRUEL OAU IS, SHE WILL ALLOW U SIT 4 IT IN UR POST UTME BUT SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT IT @ ALL. #thatisoau4u

HAPPY SUNDAY PALS, ANODA WEEK OF HOPE FOR US ALL. #listthings

Adex097: Jst hrd 4rm a reliable source dat omolè has extended d resumqtion date 2 sept 16.

NO OO. SEPT 2 STILL STANDS AND SEPT 17 IS D RESUMPTION DATE FOR OAU STAFF SEC. SCHL. #nopanick

CAN 1 STILL GET 2009 WAEC STATEMENT OF RESULT AND WHERE?

CAN SME1 PLS STATE D DIFFERENCES IN ALL DIS LISTED DOCUMENTS.
*WAEC CERTIFICATE
*STATEMENT OF RESULT
*ORIGINAL RESULT
*TESTIMONIAL

PLS MA, I HAVE BEING SEARCHING FOR A SUITABLE FORUM TO ASK QUESTION ABOUT HOW TO RECOLLECT MY ORIGINAL 2009 WAEC RESULT, PLS CAN YOU KINDLY LINK ME TO ONE. PLS MA.

omowunmi2411: correct. May u be grant all your heart desires in jesus name.

AMEN, thanks.

omowunmi2411: Pls answer dis riddle and get #5000. before 1960 nigeria was fighting 4 independence. Right now on dis thread wat are we fighting for?

#5000

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TOUCHING STORY......
A young guy David working with Army was constantly humiliated because he believes in God.
One day, the captain wanted 2 humiliate him before the troops.
He called David & said:
"young man come here, take this key and park that Jeep in front appartment."
David said, he can't drive.
The captain said: "but then ask your God. We want you to show us that your God exist"
David took the key & walks to the car and begins to pray.
He then drives & parks the Jeep to the place PERFECTLY as the captain instructed.
David come out of the Jeep and finds all people crying.
They all said together, "we want 2 serve your God."
Young soldier David was astonished, and asked what was going on.
Captain crying loudly and opened the boot of the Jeep by showing David that the car had no engine.
Then David said, "See! This is the Real God I Serve"
WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Have FAITH AND ALL WILL BE WELL WITH OUR ADMISSION THIS YEAR.

How Well Do You Study Your Dictionary:
The word "____" has more definitions than any other word in the English language. And how many definitions does it have.

Did You Know?
Humans are born with
350 bones in their body,
however when a person
reaches adulthood they
only have 206 bones.
This occurs because
many of them join
together to make a
single bone.
GOOD P.M Pals..

zezeny: D Housemaid cos children can't go 2 skul on sunday. So, she's actually lying

You are correct, since you are d first to get it right, ur prizes are immeasurable joy,aboundant blessings and retentive memory. Can i hear u say ameen....

Inspirational And Touching Stories
When I heard of this story, I almost cried.
I have decided to share it with you today.
Share with others too.
TRUE STORY HAPPENED IN INDIA.
;-(
I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old..
The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.''
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.
I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. My Sister has gone to be with God..
Daddy says that
Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister...''
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me,
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly..
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy,"Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said:
"Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister.
He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose.
My mommy loves white roses."
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state.
The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses
I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever...
The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Like and Share this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.
♥ Comment if you love your Family ♥

zezeny: D Housemaid cos children can't go 2 skul on sunday. So, she's actually lying

uhmm!

Merrygolden: Beats me. Got no idea. Let me guess, was it d wife?

LOL! NO. READ CAREFULLY THERE IS CLUE HIDDEN THERE 4 U.

JUST AN ASIDE FROM THE STRESS OF WAITING FOR THE ADMISSION LIST:
A Man was found murdered on
21-6-2011 (sunday afternoon)
inside his house, D wife called d
police,nd d police asked evry1
around a question. POLICE; where
were u wen d murder happened?
1.WIFE: i was sleeping upstairs
wen d murder took place.
2.COOK:I was cooking in d kitchen.
3.HOUSEMAID: I went 2 pick d kids
4rm school
4.GARDENER: i was
cutting d flowers at d backyard.
5.SECURITY: oga sent me 2 quickly
get him a newspaper @ d
junction. 6.NEIGHBOUR: i went with
my family 2 a frnds birthday party.
D police arrested d murderer
instantly after listening 2 their
answers. Who wud u say d
murderer is? Nd state ur reason.
Let c how smart u are!!!

ayoyori: pls az pre degree form closed?pls reply asap.

YEAH! LATE FORM STILL AVAILABLE

ugopeter: BREAKING NEWS: NASU (OAU CHAPTER) finally calls of strike

PLS WHAT'S UR SOURCE THOUGH I WAS TOLD YESTERDAY THAT IT IS LIKELY NASU CALLS OFF D STRIKE 2DAY BUT I AM YET TO CONFIRM IF IT HAS BEING FINALLY CALLED OFF. STILL, UR SOURCE OF D NEWS.

MY ADVICE 2 DOSE WHO CLAIM 2 AV LINKED WITH D V.C IS DAT, DAT DOESN'T GUARANTEE UR ADMISSION XPECIALLY IF U DIDN'T MEET D CUT OFF N U INSIST ON A PARTICULAR OR COMPETITIVE COURSE. MANY ODA CANDIDATES LIKE U AV SUBMITTED DERE REQUEST TO D V.C N U R @ A LITTLE DISADVANTE 4 SUBMITING EARLY. I KNOW U MAY THINK I AM SAYIN NONSENSE BUT I WAS A VICTIM MYSELF LAST YEAR.AFTER SUBMITTIN MY CREDENTIAL 2 D V.C LIKE U, MY NAME DIDN'T APPEAR ON ANY OF D LIST BUT HE LATER TOLD MY PARENT D REASONS. SO JUST CONTINUE 2 PRAY.

Jerobans: Why is it that no one can access it on the JAMB website? What do you think is wrong?

CHILL, I AM SURE IT WILL SOON BE PASTED THERE BUT THE PROB IS WE WON'T BE INFORMED BY JAMB WHEN IT IS PASTED SO WE HAVE TO KEEP CHECKING....

Saxophemsy: I dont think u'l be seeing ur names just yet on the jamb website. It is first uploaded on eportal,so focus ur attention on eportal

I DON'T AGREE WITH DAT, COS LAST YEAR I THINK IT WAS 1ST PASTED ON JAMB WEBSITE B4 THE EPORTAL PASTED IT.

HAPPY NEW MONTH PALS. THIS MONTH OF AUGUST SHALL BE A MONTH OF GREAT TESTIMONY FOR US ALL N A MONTH OF PROGRESS ON D PASTING OF ADMISSION LIST.
#goodmorningpals.