₦airaland Forum

Rextayne:
bisi i hp u dnt hv a smelly punny?

The answer is simple.......NO, bur incase ur gf get, tell her to consult me,I will teach her how to be a neat GIRL.lol

See henn the fin is simple.....the okada man is a rough rider,no traffic jam okade always move faster but u henn, u still dey drag with Toyota camry with traffic jam,no smooth road

Redoil:
Imagine a man given women lectures on how to keep their part clean. The ijebu money doubler that shoot slugs from his brain. I hail you and ur business

What do you mean by that?no be there place of abode be that?our own duty is to keep it clean for u guyz, besides we ar all helping each other. Lol

ilovecritics:
Mugu*
What about the subsidy removal?
Ur entire village is daft!!

You must be running out of blood for quoting me idiot........talk your own.

Checkout the Prices of Petroleum in
Nigeria from Day 1 till date + The
Administration.
• Gowon – from 6k to 8.45kobo
• Murtala – from 8.45k to 9k
• Obasanjo – from 9k to 15.3k
• Shagari – from 15.3k to 20k
• Buhari – from 20k to 20k (Price
remains the same)
• Babangida – from 20k to 39.5k
• Babangida – from 39.5k to 42k
• Babangida – from 42k to 60k
(Private Vehicles)
• Baban gida – from 60k to 70k
• Shonekan – from 70k to N5
(Naira)
• Abacha – from N5 to N3.25k
(Price drops)
• Abacha – from N3.25k to N15
• Abacha – from N15 to N11 (Price
drops)
• Abubakar – from N11 to N25
• Abubakar – from N25 to N20
(Price drops)
• Obasanjo – from N20 to N30
• Obasanjo – from N30 to N22 (Price
drops)
• Obasanjo – from N22 to N26
• Obasanjo – from N26 to N42
• Obasanjo – from N42 to N50
• Obasanjo – from N50 to N65
• Obasanjo – from N65 to N75
• Yar’Adua – from N75 to N65 (Price
drops)
• Jonathan – (New year present)
N141
• Jonathan – (After labor strike) N97
• Jonathan – (As Feb, 2015 Election
approaches) N87
BUHARI and YAR’ADUA did not
increase prices.
In fact, YARADUA reduced the
pump price from N75 to N65.
Jonathan has suspended further
increase in Jan 2015 because of the
forthcoming elections. Now he has
reduced the price to N87 on 18th of
January, 2015. Vote wisely

Misblah:
Misblah~~impeccable elegance.

Yes

justi4jesu:
Why is he happy? Who has the answer to my question?

because dev won already

Some man ar just toooooo wicked. Wait for your judgment soon idiot

KanwuliaJara:
Your new presido indeed.
Dat is if his prostate "vuvuvuvlokos" does not bust before 02/14/2015!
Nor be una plan be dat?

SO DAT YOUR OFE EWEDU OSI MMANU-MMANU can come and sit there to pay tithes to TINUBU AND FASHOLA TILL THE END OF THE WORLD?

ODU AND 419 KILL UNA DIE!!!!
The OBJ plan of WESTERN BORN TO RULE MENTALITY!
We don hear.
THE NORTH IS NOT SMILING. . . .
Make una dey make noise!
Shiooooor!

Hooooooooo tell me who no get health problem or issue out them?including you and ur Jona,northerners are crying from the handy work of your boss (who no knw that one?) bur ago remaind u sha wen ur oga go reluctantly handed over to GMB/PYO

Tycike:
What took him so long.

thinking of paying the visit or not, he con remember febuhari......na him tie race come.

I knw we will definitely survive and make it one day......a country (NIGERIA) dat hav been under corruption,boko haram insurgency, that does not even have president for the past 6 yrs nw, thnk God for the nigerians weyy get strong believe that nija go better one day. Thnk God we ar still on her feet shaa,even though our acting female president (madam PEJ) won fall am kwatakwata.

KanwuliaJara:
We can't all be married at age 12 like "Mrs, Aisha Buhari" abi?

soooooo?Is there anyfin new on this planet again?........besides she is even 12 and nt 6, pls tell me, HOW DOES THAT AFFECT THE FACT THAT.....HER HUSBAND IS OUR NEW PRESIDO?

KanwuliaJara:
Hungry man break-fast!
Tomorrow now. . . he will loot NIGERIA AND START EATING LIKE ME!
Awon Ole!!!!

He can't even afford common 'room-service'!
BUSH MAN!!!

Did u just said hungry man's breakfast?guuuush.......am highly disappointed in u nd all wat uve wrote up der, soooo u want evry body to be like YOU and ur wobia wonbiliki oga Jona and his wife? Ooooooo NO nt again

Francon:
BREAKING!!!!!
I just heard with one ear:
10 QUESTIONS JONATHAN ASKED OBASANJO:
These are the 10 questions from GEJ at the mother of all meetings with OBJ, witnessed
by Papa Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo. Matters arising: Tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.
1. Did you or did you not admit to me that you knew Yar Adua was terminally ill and
that he would die in office?
2. Did you not promise that I have all of your backing, until I discovered that you were
aiding and abetting sabotage against my government?
3. Why did you say "genocide and human rights my foot?" That I must go and totally
wipe out the entire areas affected by the boko haram, irrespective of the civilian
population in those areas, adding that it was being used as a political weapon by the
northern power block to come back to power? Why did you ask me to forget about the
constitution and enforce a "total state of emergency?"
4. Did you not insist that I drop Sambo for Sule Lamido as a condition for your
support?
5. Did you not or did you not advise that I stop the IPPIS and Aquila which have been
used to flush out ghost workers from the civil service, adding that it was going to
"frustrate" the boys and turn them against me?
6. Did you not tell me that this country, whether we like it or not, belongs to those
people, and that all the expiring oil licenses must be put before them on the table again
without any conditions?
7. How many times did you call me "you this Ijaw boy?" And then you will say "you
think you can transform Nigeria by building railways and reviving agriculture abi?"
8. Why did you call me to express your displeasure over the exposure of Buhari's
educational background and arranged ascendancy in the military?
9. That was when you assured me that Buhari was also terminally ill with very bad
prostrate cancer and that you have it on good authority that he won't make it for much
longer?
10. But you severally assured me that you'd give me a free hand to run the
government, not so?...

Lies u don change and twist all the questions even wen the questions waz initially asked by Obj to Gej........na you knw.I can smell anti APC hr shaa

emalek86:
Seun time to put chatting in this forum.
You can't imagine the beautiful bae we see all the time here without having the chance to say hello.

nawaoooo na what dey pain u bedat?

MuguliciousMUGU:
Elections result have been announced. This is jega.
Out of 68 million registered voters

Jonathan got 58 million votes

buhari got 1 million votes

prof sonaya got 10 votes (only her family members voted for her)

the other 9 million voters were fake i.d and pvc created by APC.

Therefore jonathan has been declared the winner.

Dated february 14th


gej till 2019

Another dream coming into cracking disk and not reality.......GMB till u wake up from ur slumber

Lawalemi:
Why would persons sacrifice their lives for such a senseless agenda?

question for Gej

Oga Jona you and oga shekarau the blood you ar sharing diaris god oooooooo......liv aso villa bfor we declare aso villa state of emargency oooooo

murimoney:
and their vote wont speak. I didnt buy a ticket. Pls knw that without us there can never be a better nigeria. We neglect our problems for our selfish reasons. Its a must for all vote eligible nigerians to vote on that day to determine who will rule this chaos land of ours.
Sometimes its not only about me or you, its about us as a society. Thank you.

says who?how ar you so sure your vote will be counted or will not even be snatched away by the pdpiance?try and wakeup a bit

simdam500:
put on pamper b4 u read it an advice bcoz
This is just too funny; ANGELS: Father! We
are tired of
these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time
now?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen
to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules!
They
don't wait for their turn in anything!
They are completely reckless!
(Exasperated)
In fact they have made heaven a living hell
since they got here.
GOD: Then we better send them to
hell! (Calls the Devil on phone).
Hello..
SATAN: Hello God, please call me
later...There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: I'll call you back...The
issue has turned into a crisis.
An hour later: SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with
me in hell!
(He stammers), they... they... they
have quenched the fire in hell and installed
air conditioners!

Yep you ar correct....dos PDP no get conscience,dey can lie,steal in short they no get heaven, if God sef no stand wella dem go corrupt him and later abduct him....mtchewwww

calaway:
the road to nija presidency is familiar to pdp as ASO rock is our property. APC would rather try to find its way to Niger or islamic republic of chad as these will be easier for them to find even in the dark. GEJ till 2019

1 (counting on the PDP) if they give u ppl chance sef,u fit steal Nigeria money con use am buy Nigeria,I promise all the PDP KIRIKIRI I swear,even if GMB no remember,ago remaind him.

Monimatic:
Can't wait for FailBuhari 14th....plenty people go cry

Hunnnnn many ar madt but fews are roaming

PDP shaa (I can remember there oriki inside bible....dey came to kill,to steal and to destroy).......bloody party u ar going no wer. Only pigs will quote me

PDP shaa (I can remember there oriki inside bible....dey came to kill,to steal and to destroy).......bloody party u ar going no wer.

farano:
Good one @op.

For your mind.......

Fourwinds:
no vex emh. d guy just dey pull ur legs

I knw jaree....just wanna let him knw how senseless he is.

Fourwinds:
chai.! chai.!! dere is God oooo....d president's villa

yep cos dev gats thesame manner of approach

Ifeconwaba:
APC is is a failure

ohhhhhhh I see

Rextayne:
Lmao., D pesin wey u dey call small boy fit chop u like nkwobi and drink u like palmwine so mak u take ur time. cum do wetin i tell u Asap u dis village gurl

I can feel frustration and jobless in your life........you knw where u can pick ur cheap type and choices.........you dis mumu from otuoke lollllllllll

blemon44:
she is happy that her husband has won yet again

GEJTILL2019

some ppl can dream for this world

Rextayne:
werin dey worry u? i say mak you cum make i chop you,abi u re unchopable mak u knw waste my time.

LWKMH....... oooooo Boy am nt for your type ok?am for your big Bros wey dey send u go buy recharge cards.mtchewwwwwww

Rextayne:
cum mk i chop ur kini jor abi u knw swt?

Get well soon......cos u no well(I resemble person weyy u can chop? idiot)