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PrettyBunny:
I actually did not go through the whole chats..I answered the question, base on the exchange I saw with her..

By clownish way, I meant that making people laugh might be part of your personality..I never meant it in a bad way..

That was why I had refused to give an answer to that question, so that, I don't offend you with a wrong answer..

I like it when people are factual and straight to the point too... Beating around the bush is a waste of a precious time

you are wise and mature at heart, your write up is impressive!!! Stay safe, OK..

PrettyBunny:
Lol.. Troublemaker

you know I come in peace na... Lol

PrettyBunny:
If I should answer base on your chats here, I would say in a clownish but I refuse to give that as an answer because, you might be a better representation of your chats here..

I give reviews based on physical meetings tho..

Our keypads masks the original us

I appreciate your input and opinion but looking back at my chats, I don't think any of them has been funny in a clownish way, in fact I try not to be funny and try to be factual and understandable I think..
I might be funny sometimes tho.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
shakara
you'll never find man on nairaland with that attitude
we only tryna help.

who knows, you might just be the right person that I am looking for

PrettyBunny:
Guy ..You just funny

oh, am I funny in a cool way or funny in a clownish way??

PrettyBunny:
Meet and greet ke

lol, you know the matters arising ba, it is what it is..

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
shakara
you'll never find man on nairaland with that attitude
we only tryna help.

man?? I think you had a typo error, lol

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
any small thing, una go aim for pm. I have a boyfriend I just want to feast my eyes on fine boy.

oh you have a boyfriend, that's so cool, then I suggest you feast your eyes on your boyfriend, my pic is exclusive. you know what they usually call "meet and greet", mine is picture, meet and greet in that particular order.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
show me your pic. I like Boyz that look like akata men.

pm me..

Liliantalks:
yes I am chubby

chubby girls have wet pussy by default, please do not take any sweeteners or whatever people are suggesting to you, try and take more fruits, preferably pineapples, apples, watermelon or strawberries, eat more food that contains proteins and take more yogurt.
Watch it work wonders!!!

JasonJidenna:
Sure it is bro, sure it is.



Shame to those Miscreants who tried spread their negativity.

in frank Lucas voice, my man!!

Guynexttdoor:
since my staying there from July during service year, neva had an air conditioning or a fan

let me tell you something, I NEVER use cold water to bath throughout my stay in jos, I have not seen any city like that, do you get, like the sun would be scorching hot and you will still feel cold??

Ishilove:
Office o. I'm sure mushrooms are already growing on my system

so you miss work right? Same here too, shrooms growing on your system means your system is the chosen one.

JasonJidenna:
Check your mail then.

nice one, at least this thread is for a good cause!!

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I believe that was why I quoted you in the first place.

I purposely did not answer THAT question at first, now back to the question being asked and my answer goes thus, there is no definite answer to that, I don't really know what they look like, heck they are just Africans like you and me, just snuck that irrelevant information because most people says I look like one, so if you find how black Americans look like, be kind enough to let me know, I would appreciate it, cheers...

PrettyBunny:
First of all, apart from my ppa, where I was posted to, I tried looking for another side work and in this whole city, no reasonable job opportunities..The one I saw expected me to work 7-6pm and pay me 6k..As per what??

It's unsafe too.. Unlike Lagos where I could easily walk back home by 11 pm and still have peace of mind ( I am not saying that I am planning to stay outside until 11pm tho but just giving example) but once it is 8 pm, your heart is about to jump out of your soul..

Language barrier too..My ppa too is expecting full dedication and not ready to pay you for all your good works and headaches after teaching.. Paying 2k and still complaining. They never provided anything required by Nysc and not like I depended on them tho but they are just greedy people that want to use you without being appreciative..

Nothing like recreational centres to relax on your free days. No malls, no gym, it's not safe to go for morning runs too, weather is too harsh for my skin and I am totally dark now ( I am naturally light skinned)..

The guys are mostly sex starved monkeys.They turn every conversation to sex..Their girls sef..I have nothing to save about them..

I have to be careful of what I eat too.. I was admitted in February because of food poisoning..

I actually have a lot to complain about but maybe because I am used to Lagos life..But even in Lagos, I rarely go out but when I want to go, I usually have a place to visit unlike here sef..

I am tired

that is why it's called service, you serve your fatherland, service year is not all that rosy, believe me I was posted to a village called Ilala, where their market day is once per week, no bikes or transport unless they are dropping someone off, but I still get to enjoy it to the best of my ability.
The experiences will only make you stronger and you have some stories to tell your kids, lol.

Ishilove:
Heh. Yeyenatu

since you don't want to share yours, I think I have a question for you.

Where is the first place you go to when this lockdown is over

toolate2fail:
Mine was in Osun state in one village called Ogbaogba, we were 5 corp members send to our PPA after one Xmas Like that I resume and find out that the other Corp members were still on thier way but the only lady among us has resume nah so we gist o till mid night, she went and took her bath and ask me to join her in her own room that she can't sleep alone nah so I join her we start having body contact nah so I I take remove her nite wear she take up my boxers we come do the thing till both of us lock up till date we no tell any body till we pass out.

yea, nobody has to know, besides she was feeling you enough to give up the goods, you also took one for the team, big up!!

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
No, really dude. What do "black Americans" look like and why does looking like one make you special?

well since I snuck that little piece of information there, it might interest you that there is really nothing special about either being a black American or looking like one.
Do you really want to know why that little and irrelevant information was put there?

Ishilove:
I have sha said my own o. Pity somborri's punny because this lockdown is causing somewhere to be bringing out smoke...

lol, like yours?
Just kidding

Lamanii22:
Damn...!

yea, I think this is the right word for the post, you too can share yours!!

kokakola:
What's are the main things that pisses you off about the place if I may ask?

co-ask!!

Ishilove:
Which real shiit? That is how people mortgage their destinies on the altar of sex.

I disagree with this, personally I don't believe destinies are relatively tied with sex, every human has the ability to create or change his/her destiny in the course of their lifetime, information plays a huge part in this.
If you don't like how your life is turning out, you have the power to change it from negative to positive

CorGier:
Okay I'll bite but I'll leave out some juicy details.

I was very angry about serving, one year of my life I'm never getting back. In camp I don't think I participated in any of their activities asides gyming, probably why they sent me to that shit-hole. It turned out the NFCS family Mama had a thing for me, she was older. I didn't even know her and I were in the same platoon, until she mentioned how she always observed my quiet, but pissed-off demeanor. I remember going to play football with the guys at the community pitch, bursted my big toe pretty badly and she helped care for me. Overly generous with my food ration too. Guys cut me eye me nobi small.

After reporting/resuming fully to our respective PPAs I paid her a visit. I met her female friend, a fellow corp member. Hours later one of the Batch C guys from her PPA joined us. The first chance we got alone we locked lips aggressively but had to break away to go meet the others. We all ate and gisted all through the night, Her and I on one mattress, her friend and the Batch C guy on the other. In the darkness we would kiss and grope each other while the other two kept the convo going. Soft moans from a nipple squeeze here, flesh sounds from an obvious handjób there. They surely knew what's up. In the morning her friend left for her room, the other guy humbly found his level. She came over to where I was sat and sucked the shït out of me. We both said our goodbyes and I left.
The following week she would come visiting, I had to leave CDS earlier to come welcome her. Again, she gobbled on my meatstick then she asked for it. Na her body I pour all the camp/service anger for. I rammed her so bad at a point the chick almost passed out on me fam. Anyway that was the first and the last time I hit that, she kept on insisting I let her visit again but I refused, only to show up unannounced while I was with another.

you did good and she wanted a rematch but you have your reasons for not hitting it again, nice one!!

kokakola:
Plateau is a nice place to serve if you'll just change your mindset about the place to a positive one. It starts from your mindset Miss.

Have you been to Kerrang water falls where SWAN water is produced?
What about the Crater Lake at Mangu Halle?

Mangu is a nice place with, 2nd after the Western region when it comes to the number of Professors; but their local and archaic mindset is raised to power 2.

It's only in Mangu you'll see a Dog berbecue seller with 4 different Masters degree certificates and he'll be using his proceeds to apply his Fifth Masters degree. Very educated and intelligent but local people.

They also don't joke with Burukutu (BKK), it's their blood tonic.

all facts bro!!!

Liposure:
So i was posted 2 delta. Stumbled on busty girl an indigene. Her name was gloria. 4 two weeks. She was doing shakara 4 me. I no send am. One day, i de my own na so dis babe com play wit me 4 my house. Yanga de sleep trouble go wakeam. Naso we start 2 de play ludo. One thing led 2 another, we started forking. She kept saying Am sorry while i was busy pumping her wet pucy

my man!! This is a good one

Millenniumlady:
Y'all should leave him alone

I tire for their matter o, focus has been shifted!!

Millenniumlady:
I also want to know






The weather their suits your skin........





Do come back i won tell you something after this lock down

I mean picture Taye Diggs with a little bit of afro, that's how I look, besides that's not the point, you mind to share a story about your service year?

Guynexttdoor:
lol tho i did my camp in mangu but was posted to jos south for my ppa , that place was fucking cold during camping with alot of puzzies lashed.

I love Jos so much, if it wasn't for the religious crisis, I would have relocated and start my life there, it's a lovely place to live and train your kids, even when the sun is shining, it's still cold

PrettyBunny:
Funny tales everywhere..Lol..

I am currently serving in Plateau State and Mangu to be precise..

I dislike this place like hell!! I can't wait to go back home

I think plateau is a cool place compare to other states, trust me.
Care to share any story?

JasonJidenna:
Break the record and share yours...

a very lovely write up! You took one for the team!!

Twoclans:
Nasooooo

No dulling

oya, your turn!