Greetings Nairalanders.


MY BRIEF PROFILE; FEMALE

Completely single and not looking for a relationship, always-busy-with-my-job kind of lady, very pretty and physically attractive (on the slim side but with curves at the right angles) , tall, highly intelligent, super neat, good sense of humor, good at conversations with an outgoing personality.

I am currently in need of a MALE Friend with Benefits;

A working class, MUST BE PHYSICALLY APPEALING TO THE EYES, Good sense of humor, MUST be tall-this is very important please, must live on the Island or the Mainland, open mindedness, good at conversations, very neat, fun to be with, must be discreet and have respect for boundaries. We can decide to go on outings-I pay my bills. I do not fancy guys with dreads or piercings(no offence please). He must be good on bed as I am too, I do not do Anal sex, be warned ahead of time!

If we happen to click, you must go for several STD tests, this is to show how much I value good health and hygiene.

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Kindly be ready to show me a photo of you, this will be kept discreet as I do not want to meet just anyone who doesn't appeal to me.

Kind regards,

FWB seeker

hi

missyge:
We need more females

add me 08036180148, thanks.

cuteeme:

why shud she leave in the case of violence, why don't you tell the woman to endure violence if she can endure cheating?, oh you are scared for your sisters and daughters baa? is it not selfish?, violence is threat to life, so as cheating as well.... many men go back home and give those excuse of women STDs out the promiscuity they are encouraged to partake in... those women will now start using style-style to scratch their camel-toe in public, what nonsense... having appointment with doctors every other opening hours... all in the name of keeping the home. The fault started from the homefront, where men are raised to be selfish, greedy and conscienseless. The bible said thou shall not commit adultery, the bible did not make exception for women, alpha males. You say its man's world ba... after fvcking all the girls, then you die and go and meet God, tell him your reason is because its a man's world... like say na only man God create.

Did you say cheating is a threat to life??

Adultery is a two way thing, man and woman commit it, your opinion above seems to make it that only men indulge in it.

UTIs are common infections in women, ranging from dirtness to unclean toilets, so a man can actually get an infection from a woman

MsAnne:
How are you coping with the "lockdown" Eyintemi?..

Well
Matured chatmates still needed...just PM me
Gracias �

hey

I’m a female looking for discrete fwb for sex in Lagos.
Preferably Lekki.
Send me a pm.

hi

Ladylite:
Am female too, can we be friends? Or u ain't kinky like that

hi, I am around ikate, let's meet?

Barrysleek:
Arrived Kogi state NYSC camp at Kabba with one of my coursemate, I met a beautiful lady on the queue asked her a couple of questions, her school, name and discipline, she ignored and gave attitude. Later that night I saw her at Mami market pushed my luck a little again this time I was lucky.

We exchanged contacts, we became an item through out our stay in camp, tried a quickie but she was scared if expulsion from camp so I had to endure the camp konji.

After the 3 weeks camp she was posted to Ajacuota with the help of her aunty, while I was posted to Ijumu, she asked me to follow her to her PPA that she could pull some strings for me to be posted to her PPA I wasn't having any of that. That her we where separated.

3 weeks into our stay in our PPA I invited her over by this time I had already had a corper gf in my PPA and she had a serious relationship, my corper gf assisted me in going to the market and preparing a delicious meal for her coming. When she came she gave me the best sex ever infact she knocked me down, we had sex for more than 6 hrs and up to 5 rounds. She broke up with her guy because she wanted to give what we had a chance but my corper gf in my PPA didn't allowed me be with her again.

That was the last time I saw her, she's now married while I'm still with my corper gf as my finance this happened more than 4 yrs ago.

kudos, this is a lovely write up!!! Those south south girls are something else, They deserve to be protected at all cost!!

collarfreak:
I served in osun state and I was fortunate enough to be among nysc parade banders .I met this rivers lady who happens to be a batch ahead of me after our posting to our respective PPA.the lady likes me and showed me signal and as a sharp guy I coded the advances and we started bleeping each other vehemently..I was given an assignment by nysc state coordinator to report to the camp to play for intake coppers on the day of swearing in and to train the new intake who had interest joining the band...I went with this lady in question and we bleeped like anything inside the camp OBS studio.
I also Bleep a lady selling canvas inside Mami market but I traveled all a way from osogbo to kwara poly to Bleep the girl...the girl pussy was so sweet like shawama

my man!

Mo10go:
I served at irepodun lgv too in ajase kwara State 2018,it was a very fantastic awww...I heard a with an hausa girl den that first told me that we sud go for marathon sex WTF I never heard of that before but she put me on the track Damnit she's too raw❣️

nice one!!

donbachi:
E go hard oo..na money be d back bone of love...and single guys don chop 95% of their savings dis lockdown period and with d kind govt and business environment..e go still take time for dem to recover.

in as much I would like to agree that money is the backbone of love but it's not meant to be so.
Love conquers all. Money is only meant for survival and to take care of our basic Needs and responsibility, it should not be applicable to love.

Cont'd from my previous post..

You need to filter your search reviews if you want to find true love here, the two main areas here you find love is the FAMILY and CAREER sections, not disputing the fact you can't find love in the other section like romance but you have to maintain tolerance there.

As the saying goes, you find love in hopeless places, you need to maintain some form of balance, if someone comes hard on you with insults, you need to be gentle and reply in a nice and calm manner, you do not feed the trolls, ok.

Be happy, happiness is contagious, be humble.

We have very good looking singles male and female looking for true relationship.

Be happy, have fun and be smart in decisions making.

Cheers...

Welcome the original Don Dada in the voice of the great Louie Rankin, as you all know this year and the world at large will never be the same again after this tragedy that befalls the nation.

Nature is restructuring, it's time to learn, relearn and unlearn, the rise of the new world order will take place, everybody needs to remain calm, everything will be alright.

You can all witness to the fact that your monies, cars, properties is irrelevant if you are tested positive for the virus, everybody wants to survive and stay healthy first! People are really dying, young, old, please stay safe, practice social distance and eat lots of fruits to boost your immune system.

Apart from your family and maybe few close friends who truly demonstrate their love for you, are you really seeking for true love?

Excluding the married ones, this pandemic really tells us we are all single by default, yea I know you have boyfriends and girlfriends that wish this is over so you guys can hit the sheets the very instance of meeting, but do you desire a soul mate, one who has genuine feelings and gives you the love you truly deserve.

Love has many definitions to it, depends on how you view it and you know what, there are no wrong answers in defining what love is.

Now I ask, is sex part of love, you might not like this answer but sex is also part of love, but only truly acceptable to married couples, so is it bad for singles to engage in sexual activities, the answer is No, this is where live and let live comes into play.

Now back to the question on ground, do you know you can find real geniue love here in nairaland? Your soul mate might be just a chat away. So chat anyway.

My next post is how to find true love here.. To be cont'd..

Nelsonnwagbo:

jos is really a nice place even though we are still experience cultist activities bt recently it seems as if they hv stopped terrorism residents

jos is cool

yea, very cool

Twoclans:



Kikikikikikikikikikikikiki so ishi was correct afterall.

you have been on this guy case since without sharing yours, I think jidenna should do the needful, use one stone to kill 2 birds!!!

LeRabbite:
My first NYSC sexual experience was at McGregor Camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State with this Ibibio chick name Gloria(not her real name). Oh my, she was a beauty. About 5ft4”, slightly chubby, extremely fair skinned and sweetly soft spoken. She was sexually inexperienced, at least that’s what she said, but she had a nko net eyes so I believed her.

We were in the same platoon and I noticed she took a liking to me after a few days. The way she looked at me, I knew I had to make her mine. Over the course of a week we crane quite close and I tactically became inseparable. By week 2 at camp, we were a known couple, mainly because we attended every activity together. Of course, I charge up other women bit Glo was basically the main.

We would steal kisses and smooch in the dark and nothing more. She had a fiancée, but that didn’t stop her from blowing me and swallowing my load.

Sadly, I never got to enter the promised land as she redeployed. The last time I saw her was at camp gate when we said out good byes. Months later she was married.

damn man so she swallows, she is definitely a keeper, sad for you that she is engaged, keep up the good work!!!

Nelsonnwagbo:
there is no more crisis here bro

for real?? That is great, but it can happen at any time. It will be so cool if the state can maintain peace. Chai I miss the potatoes and cabbages with fresh strawberries..

majour:
Came out of a relationship a week before camp, was hurt, filled with pains in my heart.

when i got to camp in emure ekiti state i wanted nothing to do with girls, but as fate will have it, i met a beautiful, well spoken darling of a woman, she's from akwa ibom.

she made my one year a treasure stone, sadly she was already engaged but we loved each other, for that one year, i was her king.

Good times....

wow, akwa Ibom girls are truly queens, but stay clear of the engaged, there are many single girls, but all the same nice story!!

Lamanii22:


Lol I'm still in uni... Open university...

oh OK, that's very nice!!

placeofallure:


Everybody doesn't have to screw around purposelessly. I've been banged before, Yeah! My bang partner was in Lag. I rejected all the others for him and I have no regrets. I've never regretted it. Now we're bangmates for life. So it's you that should go and sit your community ass or abi na prick down. Awon oniranu!
That's how dem go do, do, do go carry HIV.

now you are talking!!!

PrettyBunny:



After lockdown, I will look for the places..

Thanks

uwc

PrettyBunny:




I am not seeing the niceness anywhere in Mangu.. Lol..I don't have a boyfriend and I can't date anyone here tho..

Just not interested in any of them..All of them na sex starved mofos.. They see every girl as potential sex slave.. Madness..

you need to get yourself a company maybe you won't be so bored and it might interest you to know that there are many nice places to explore in that state, have fun and enjoy, you might just see someone that you fancy

DaddyRochie1642:




Hello Disgusting Lady, .. if you take this to Court, you'll Fail woefully like a Dummy you are, ... What's your Evidence to prove that Picture is "My Instruments" according to you.

You're seeking for attention right?

you need to moonwalk outta this thread with your bullshit, if you ain't contributing, it's best to Stay put!!

geezynoni:


Ilala in kwara.,my hometown.How was your experience ?

mehn it was hard o, but it was fun tho.

placeofallure:
I served in Ekiti State. I have no experience to share. I was very stingy with my thing. It was a resolve I made before I left home, Lag, that there wasn't going to be any nonsense escapade, if you like be Dangote or Will Smith, wetin concern me?

I went to camp with big novels to keep me busy. Many Corp members tried to date me. Without meaning to be immodest, I was good looking, still am. One of them was persistent, Lekan. Handsome and rich but I didn't give in. He later settled for ordinary friendship.

Just few days before I left for camp, I'd read in one of the dailies, the shameful sexcapades of CMs in camp either with their fellow CMs or NYSC staff or even soldiers. Stories of CDs littering the parade grounds, quickies in unholy places. .. and I said I'm never going to be part of that

And it did happen. In our camp, some CMs were punished and disgraced openly. Some for doing quickie and some for daring to sneak out to go clubbing.

How can you be new in a place and the next thing is sleeping around? Mtcheeeew for some people.

you know what they say "different strokes, different folks", I am sure ekiti was fun not only in camp but throughout your service year.

Ishilove:
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Chosen for favour, yes.

it's definitely chosen for favour!!

ednut1:
For those complaining you saw the thread title ba. Me i had one corper babe who was holy holy no show till about 5 months after i busted her cheating ways. To cut my losses i collected my own share for the next 5 months too . The drama in my ppa ehn. Only one of the gals there was faithful (or so we think). Babes with fiance abroad, in lagos and abuja. Dey bleep home and away.

these girls ain't loyal, right. Nice one!!

TaminaliaCatapa:
I fûcked many but this One was pretty weird.

I served in Nasarawa, Magaji Dan Yamusa, Keffi. No show all thru camp...Na so dem post us o. The village dem come post me, e get one village girl wey dey like Yoruba Lagos guy.

One evening, I just finished drinking palmwine, naso I call dis babe come. Meanwhile, there is palm tree plantation in abundance in that village; and that was where I was waiting for the lady.

The lady surfaced and without wasting time, I wrapped around her against the tree...Unlike sophisticated girls wey go wear paynt come where tight untop wey pûssy go dey gbaaaa like fishSeller apron, she just wear one simple short skirt and full paynt. I no kuku disturb myself, I just flip d skirt up, shift paynt for side dey use clit play guitar.....I raise one of her leg while standing to kpansh sense into her but I wasn’t comfortable....naso I say make she dey go home.

*we live to fight another day*

On the fateful day, na chill evening o...I called her that I’ll be visiting and she said no p...naso I enter....no need to par-ambulate....we swung into action sharpally and we were in hot romance. From nowhere naso this babe start dey do like earthworm wey dem pour salt. She dey roll for ground o...the ground is not tiled and na mat dey for ground. She was rolling around wey her body dirty...My charged strong dick rolled back to 0.5inch in a jiffy...na cold harmattan but I start dey sweat....butterflies dey make plenty noise for my stomach.....turrruuuuuutruuuumttututut....

Her Neighbour heard my voice when I started calling her repeatedly, he rushed in and asked her, where is that ur drug? He searched everywhere and located it, he gave it to her and in a minute or 2, she was calm.

That was the last day I talked to her. If I sight her coming from the North, I’ll run south....if East, I’ll run west....chai I pledged to God I’ll never fûck again....but I did the following week

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Another one was, in the village....there was this Alago girl always on hijab that I’ve been trying to bang since d first day of deployment...she denied me till the 2nd to the last day to POP. She came very early that Sunday morning in full hijab...the moment I let her in, she grabbed me and rode me sotey I thought my imunufukundum was gonna break.....chai

Na that day I know say if Hausa girl wan fûck you, she will no matter how hard u entice her.


To be continued......

I had some form of migraine reading this, I think yours is audio tales by moonlight!!!