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Goodlady:
scary. I hate snakes

can you turn to snake

sisisioge:
Them well done o....atleast them plenty. E for break my heart to hear say cook go carry one friend go eat 1.1m NGN food. Anyways, na mini party to celebrate her success.

i would love to take you out for dinner. I have a big crush on you

LeeSmart:
That 3rd pics look somehow to me....it seems like she's hairy down there.....

I only had to observe for a friend oo

i go like shag this hilda till she cum on my dick. What about you?

majesticguy:
Dark Skies: 7/10
Genre: Horror, SciFi

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying .

Arthur C Clarke.

do you believe the saying that aliens are far more advanced and powerful than earthly humans and that if they eventually invaded our planet, we are doom

Nollywood need to start paying attention to details. I'm just watching shantytown and i caught this ashawo gal kissing her customer. Octopusssy, is this normal in this line of business?

majesticguy:
It has nothing to do with being shallow minded. For me, I don't joke with my cinematography as regards movies, and we all know there's no way a movie with 80s cinematography would remotely match what we have now.

So for me, once the cinematography is not up to my taste, i loose interest in the movie, no matter how great the plot is.

have you seen the Godfather trilogy?

Octopusssy:
The Mother-

Maybe because I am one myself, but this movie resonated so deeply within me. J'Lo's performance was hard, dark and gritty. One of the best I've seen from her in her career, IMO. The story and performance from the lead act completely worked for me, so I am giving this movie two thumbs up.

Your baby daddies sends their regards

abduleez1:
Guy Ritchie's The Covenant .....7.5/10

Premium action movie with all the right ingredients and fight-piece. Jake Gylenhaal is a good actor... I feel he should be bigger than his current trajectory.
Prolly my next best movie from Guy Ritchie's staple after "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."

Funny how most people seem to miss "Homelander" himself.

You need to see Love and other drugs. Jake was in it alongside Anne Hathaway. I lost my virginity watching both of them make love in the nude

phr0nesis:
I'll place Donnie Yen directly below Bruce Lee, above Jackie Chan.

who's the sleakest? I like Jet

SOZINN:
Martin Scorsese is one of the few people who can keep you glued to your screen for over 3 hours effortlessly. When I say I want a movie to have a 4hr runtime this is what I mean

4 hours? You must be a jobless man

ShaqFu:
I smiled when I read your post.

What a movie. Killer cast, dope action scene and of course, awesome soundtrack.

how did you understand the accent?

thatthickgurl:
Searching (2018) : 8.5/10

I saw the trailer of “missing” at the movies in Dec last year, I remember being awestruck at the similarity with “searching” , turns out, it is the same producer, anyways I made a promise to myself to watch it whenever it premieres, but I’ve been busy. Netflix did me a solid by adding it, to their list of movies.

In order to watch “missing”, I decided to rewatch “searching”, and I was reminded why, it was one of the best movies I watched in 2018. I was still impressed with the whole third party view thing, they did with the computers and cameras. I love the storytelling and the slow buildup. Even though I knew “whodunit”, I still liked the unraveling.

Love this movie. Definitely one of my top 50 thrillers.

Time to watch “missing”……..

you copied this

majesticguy:
You self how you go go watch film of 1981. For me, once it goes below 2005, i am not watching. I love the franchise, but I had to start from 2013.

You have a shallow mind. ME i watch films from any era. AD, BC, bring it on. I love travelling back in time. I no send any motherfùcker

abduleez1:
Na me fvvk up oo. I say I wan capture the soul of the franchise.

I've watched Army of Darkness while I was a teen at my friend's house. I can't remember much of the film or the feel that's why I say make I go far back. I also wasn't a fan of zombie horror so I most likely wasn't paying attention to the film that day except for it's action part.

Na mostly the comparison of the 2013 version as the best and the 1987 make me even wan see what the whole waffling is about.

Forest Gump, Malcolm X

Brotherhood (2011)

What a film. I never knew tobi bakre could act so well. So this bitch i was fùcking without condom sent me this action packed naija thriller to kill boredom. So i decided to take a look and from looking i got engrossed. What happened was that i took me two weeks to properly digest the movie in my stomach. It was fiery, explosive. As far as am concerned, its a trailblazer for future films of similar genres. But it has it flaws. In one scene, an unarmed security man picked a gun and shot. Where did he get his training from? How did akin survived and escaped? This and many more are questions that demands answers

andrew444:
I say make I update una say e don win man of the match again ooo and he now have 21G/A in his debut season

A flop who doesn’t know how to dribble

mumu, talk about Lamine Yamal the new kid on the block

Total Recall

Ladies and Gentlemen, i just saw a lady with three breasts. Just when i thought i've seen it all. Let me finish the film first. Three boobs! Ayayayayaya my prick my prick my prick

ukaface:
*Side eye*

Still not working

if I could rearrange letters of the alphabet, I will put U and I together

Farfalla:
No.

are you on WhatsApp

ukaface:
Lol
Na jazz? Tell your ju.ju man say E no work

lol. are you on WhatsApp? I like your vibe

Goodlady:
That's rude.

you this gal, you ve been getting on my nerves lately. I toasted, you no gree

Farfalla:
Amebo. You're also a simp.

are you free this weekend?

ukaface:
Na today

Men Dey beg for sex sef
‘ please na, just the tip’ ndi ara

I don't beg. I command. I want to see in my house this weekend. Ms ukaface

plaindealer:
You missed the most critical and important word in the act, AND the FTC, it did not say IN the FTC.

You pandora people really need to learn how to read and comprehend simple English.

mumu, 24 states and fct are separate items

iLoveYouToo:
“In English, you must put a comma before “and” when it connects two independent clauses”

The constitution doesn’t do this

The constitution says

36 states and the FCT

NOT

36 states, and the FCT


Jagaban was rightly declared winner

móron, in each of at least of 24 states and the fct. Meaning 25% in 24 states and 25% in fct