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Boss: *Shouting* "Little Johnny come to my office right now..."
Little Johnny: "Yes sir"!
Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?"
Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right".
Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?"
Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stewpid and an id-iot sir"!
Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?"
Little Johnny: "I told him he's right

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a b-l-o-wjob".

Little Johnny is sitting out front with his legs spread in front of him and patiently squishing all the ants on the sidewalk with his thumb and with each squish says, 'dead ants, dead ants, dead ants.' The priest walks up to Little Johnny and asks him what's he doing? Johnny looks the priest in the eye and says killing ants. The Father tells Johnny that all thing on earth are Gods creations and of worth and no one has the right to kill. Johnny squishes another ant and the Priest says to Johnny, 'If you can come up with three thing that have no worth on this earth, I will walk away and not disturb your killing of these innocent ants.' Johnny thinks about it for half a beat of a second and then says as he is still squishing the ant...'Balls on a priest, tits on a nun....(squishes another ant) and dead ants!'

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Good Morning World

lagos

FiremanJr:
how exactly does the Bezel affect any functionality of the laptop? if it's just a matter of aesthetics then there I guess there is no need to fix it. where are you located sir?

lol, cmmn man...did u read the specs on this baby ?
dis is premium bro, its a real steal at that price point. if i sell am as parts sef go pass that 50k

sinebaba:
Can I pay 50k

Definitely Stands on its own

lol, ofcos bro.... see attached picture

bang!

stand for what is right

scarpe

boom boom pow

xyz

looks way way sexier in person

Lol, shows how the vaio can change your lifeeee!!

Lifted1:
Damn, this is one lovely piece of machine....watched the second video and couldnt stop laughing

it sure is

Huw:
This is one good deal man.....

Beauuuuutifulllllllll

[size=15pt]08089847820 For Just 65,000[/size]

[size=15pt] Broken Bezel ...Only flaw, [/size]

[size=20pt] Comes with all d necessary bells and bells and whistles[/size]

[size=15pt]beautiful Keyboard . still looking crisp [/size]

[size=15pt]The SVE14A290X is the American variation of the Elite 14p series introduced by sony in 2012

watch the vidz in the links below for a clearer picture.

I purchased this myself online from the sony (us) education store. at the time of purchase these laptops cost about 180k - 200k (upgraded from the base spec) back home
this laptop has been nothing short of amazing..battery life is awesome , keypads are a joy to type on, screen is bright and beautiful; upgraded to the (1600x900)option during purchase.

This is some serious eye candy and packs some serious power with those looks

This 14inch laptop comes with the ff specification

Intel Core i7-3632QM quad core processor up to 3.20Hz with turbo boost
750 GB (7200rpm) HDD
8GB DDR3- 1600MHz
Intel HD Graphics 4000

as mentioned earlier, this an upgraded unit (during purchase) , the base options come with lower specs.

This unit is 100% functional and has only ONE flaw... The Bezel around the two hinges broke a number of months back. this however, doesn't affect the screen or any other functionality of the laptop in any way. Had to hold the front and rear bezel together at the bottom with some tape (shown in pictures below).been rocking the babe that way without problems.
If you think you wana have the system looking all new you can have the front and rear bezel of the lid replaced at a sony service centre (Redington along Oshodi apapa expressway Isolo)

I'm selling this for a paltry 65,000 (sixty five thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
This is practically a Giveaway, anyone who's ever bought a high end sony vaio notebook knows how premium and expensive!!! they are.
so at this price point youre getting more than a bargain. This note book is beautiful, stylish and powerful.

OH and by the way, I'm selling this with the original box, charger and all the paper work that comes in the box (see pictures)

I'm selling cos I Finally Decided to Try the Mac OS , So I'm saying Bye to Windows for a while

check links below for vidz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uiQM0LgYGI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5_9fvSHLY0


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boom boom pow!!
been a while. hola at ya man

cc

cccc

tommorrow

what's the best price for that?
serious buyer