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U no hold something like dis Wen u day go d shop? If not, dats y d woman day talk rubbish, go get one and go bak again, d woman go refound ur money with xtra self, Wen she know say dis tin na for her head and no b joke o

Am hydrophobic, so no point of dreaming to b on that ship, even if na free, and besides, I can't forget d horror of hw people died in d movie titanic, it ws scary, though more advance rescue strategies must have been put in place for this one, but still I no day enter jor, I day fear water.

Ishilove: Stale

Really? I tink say na 1963 e happen ni, dats y I share am, I no know say na 1863, e don stale true true, na truth u talk.

Serves him right, in other news.......
After Super Eagles returned frm Brazil World
Cup, Our players were so ashamed of their
great failure that they decided to disguise
themselves so as not to be recognised... Mikel
disguised himself as a monk. While walking on
the streets of Lagos, suddenly, an old lady
walked up to him &
said, "Hi, Mikel!" Amazed & annoyed that an old
Lady had seen through his disguise, he went
back home & dressed like a malam. Again he
bumped into the same old lady & she said:
"How do you do, Mikel?" Confused
& puzzled, mikel asked, "but how did you
recognise me
Mama? The old lady laughed out loud & said,
are you stupid or what?. Its me,
Joseph Yobo!!!" LWKM.

Our govt is selfish, so if the d SE didn't do dat, they won't have gotten d money, knowing fully well what kind of people we have in our govt, but me surprise say govt respond sharply o, ASUP and COEASU don day aos almost a year now and nofin is been done about it, I wonder which rake ASUP fit rake for govt way fit make them answer them quick o

Paroman: Why are christians here unhappy that an attempt to bomb a mosque was unsuccessful? Why? This news clearly shows that Allah is the real protector of men and he will keep foiling attempts by this agents of darkness to kill we muslims, unlike the tame and powerless christian god.

Yes it looks dat way because u guys ar blood tasting fools, just killing. Inocent people and forcing people to join a religion dat for me I see no gud reason to join, because u guys ar not even giving non Muslims gud reason to join dat violent religion, my friend was kill because of dis religious madness, Neva heard xtian startingg a religious trouble, its always Muslims, no wonder d capital of one country is ISLAM BAD, no one wish d bombs goes off there in d mosque, but they should stop fooling people with those kind of stories. And dat name Jesus dat we call, is not a powerless name, it has been saving people from infact life threatening, situations, don't b surprise dat even Muslims shout dat name Wen they ar in terrible life threatening situations, he is d Prince of Peace and not Prince of violence and trouble and he gave us dat example to follow.

If the target was to b a churh, shopping mall, school, viewing centres, them for don day count bodies already, but for mosque, d people that plant d tin, na them go discover d bomb themselves, who them day fool, dat boy self I day suspect am.

2face go say 'omo no b small thing o' me fenks say d match go b England e'classico o, f**k up spur