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Aint nobody ever died from "marijuana overdose"!!

So taking ur life means bravery? Or it means u taking a stand against "suffering and smiling"?! Dude, ur one sick monkey!

How the hell that nigga the hottest thing on here? Yall want me to post my pixz on here or wut?

son, how u know my future wifie is lesbo? prove u accusations or bizzounce!!!

fam, aint nothing funny about this. I wanna marry babygirl for reala!!!

Ok, so its official now. I've decided to settle down and Ive decided that the one I wanna be with (if she acquiesces) is none other than ABEKEADE!!! This chic aint only beautiful and sexy, she sounds smart, and shes from the mo!daf*uckn NYC!!! This is one gal I believe I can proudly show off to moms, the fam, my boys, and all my exes (eat your hearts out hos)!!!

   Abekeade, from reading her posts, has shown how mature she is unlike most other gals on here (Platinumk I aint talking about u, I swear). Shes got mad patience, and, she avoids unneccessary fights or beef. Thats my kinda woman, u chill let daddy at em. u dig? Plus, I inquired, and I found out this gal is partly Yourba, so that mean I dont gotta deal with my chic being stronger than me or sharing my razor to shave off her chest, arms, beard, mustache etc (The Amaka, Im not referrng to girls from your tribe)

   I know mad haters (like The Amaka, Chiogo, Michelin, Miss Piggy Platinumk) that have been begging me to be their man will be up in arms now that Ive made the announcement of my chosen princess to the world, but its all good, maybe if yall looked half as good as her Id have given u a chance, but until then . . . .

   All I want now is Abekeade's ring size so I can go cop somthn shiny for her finger!!!

platinumnk:
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Dude I get it, You cant get enough of me, please stop mentioning my name up and down like I owe you reparations!

Too bad I dont even know your name
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And I knw urs, Miss Piggy?!!? Now, what?

Nigerian girls claiming to be Jamaicans is akin to PLATINUMK claiming to be beautiful; both claims clearly untruths!!!!

Yah, Somalian chics be hot, if u can get past their buckteeth! Why do they always have fu.!cked up teeth?!