₦airaland Forum

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]it would be even MORE funny if the guys were neither igbo nor yoruba.
all this HOT AIR for nothing.
HA!

but really, that whimp in the blue shirt? why take it outside if you're not gonna do anything?

bk/babe, you have been exposed. . . please take the walk of shame![/color]

Another lying, "avoid-the-truth-at-all-cost" Ibo wench!!!! The one dude is unmistakably Ibo, the other dude is debateable. . . .wow, yall Ibos are mad funny always trying to pull the wool ova people's eyes!!!!

mekuszyx:
Read the quotes implying irony-opposite of what you mean? He is of course a bloody Yoruba

Ok, fam, how about I tell u Im actually Ibo and that I hate the fact that im spawned from yall? Huh? U'd doubt that too? Ok, Im Yoruba!!! u happy now? lol. Monkey!!!!

EzeUche:
Even though the Igbo man disappointed me with his lackluster performance, I am pretty sure once he got his hands on him, that would have been game over.

Yeah, a big IF, right? Ibos always wishing. Hey, heres another thing to wish upon a shooting star: What if Biafra had not been blockaded and capitulated? What if Ojukwu hadnt fled like a lil binch. . . . .

mekuszyx:
bk/babe99

How do you decipher ''Ibo'' accent from a video (even live) ''seeing that you are not Nigerian'' (note the quotes)??

^^^^ As usual, Ive been expecting that silly question of urs!!! This is like the 20th time uve asked me this tryin, in your typical Ibo way, to prove that I am Yoruba.lol. Ok, Mr smart, lemme reiterate again YALL ACCENT IS UNMISTAKABLE!!!! MY (STEP) DAD IS IBO!!! MOST OF HIS FRIENDS ARE IBO, HIS SISTER IS IBO, HIS BROTHERS ARE IBO, MY TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE IBO, 3 OF MY EXES WERE IBO, I USED TO ATTEND A CHURCH IN BROOKLYN THAT WAS PREDOMINANTLY IBO, THE CAB DRIVERS (I STICKUP) AROUND MY WAY ARE IBOS, I HAVE A "IBO RADAR" IN MY CAR AND A PORTABLE ONE  THAT I CARRY AROUND IN MY POCKET. . . . Are u happy now? Now, lemme take a deep breath, wait 2 months and have u ask the same question again when u lose another argument.

P.S: Have u ever heard the saying "Only a fool does the same thing ova and ova again, and expects the same result" ??!!?. Well, then again ure Ibo so what do I expect?


***psssst. . . that last part about the "Ibo radar" was a joke; sarcasm. I know in your infinite Ibo wisdom u took me seriously!!!***

michelin89:
You love me, don't you?

you bet i do. who can resist a big headed, flat bootie, aggressive, bleaching Nigerian chic that works the Red light district on the meanest streets of Milan?!!! bAby, I wont stop till we get married!!!  

justwise:
That tribalistic muppet? na2day yes but not that. . .

lol. dude, should I give u the response u dont deserve?hmmnn. . . nah!!!

**psst, heres a line of coke, u want some?!?! freakn dope head***

^^^ Of course u'd laugh, Mrs He-She^^^

^^^lol. dude, that Ibo accent was unmistakable and guess what? iF It was me, I'd have put two hollow tips in that Ibo niggra's chest!!! Who got time to bob and weave?!!?!


p.s: on a side/serious note, see the problem I got with Ibo people? The one dude was clearly Ibo, the gay looking sefago sjeezy other dude's nationality is still debatable, but here u come, tryna hoodwink everyone and tell us dudes could be Haitians or something. See how yall be so stu.pid thinking u can fool the rest of the world. Well, ur boy got knocked the funk out!!!!

FL GATORS: WAKING UP, LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, AND FINDS OUT SHE LOOKS GOOD

THE AMAKA: LEARNING TO SHUT HER BIG MOUTH; BEGS BK/BABE 99 TO MARRY HER!!

PLATINUMK: WAKES UP AND REALIZES SHE HAS A FLAT BOOTIE AND A-CUP bosoms. . . . and is suddenly head ova heels in luv wit SEFAGGOT SEFAGO

MEKUYYSXXZZ: REALIZES, FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, HE LOVES YOURBAS AND DESPISES IBOS!!!

EZEUCHE/DEDE1/EZIACHI, WILY-WILY, MENTAL-gong: SUDDENLY HAVE A GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (we're gonna have to wait till eternity 4 dat one)

AYETTY MAMA: SUDDENLY BECOMES STICK THIN, STARTS HITTING THE GYM AND GIVES UP FATTY FOODS

ABEKEADE08: STOPS USING STEROIDS AND LETS NATURE TAKE IT'S COURSE

SJEEZY: WAKES UP AND REALIZES HE'S NO LONGER A DENZEL WASHIGTON LOOK-A-LIKE. . . . NOW HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DEDE1 (or Ojukwu)

SEFAGO: LEARNS HOW TO STOP KISSING FL GATOR'S MANLY ASZZ

ONLYTRUTH: GOES INTO COURT, PLACES HANDS ON BIBLE, SWEARS TO TELL THE TRUTH; IN THE DISTANCE, THUNDER RUMBLES AND ONLYTRUTH GETS STRUCK BY 10 GAZILLION BOLTS OF LIGHTNING. . . . HIS PLEDGE TO TELL THE TRUTH WAS ALSO, AS USUAL,  A LIE!!!!

MAMAGEE: MISTAKENLY PUTS UP HER "REAL" PIC, WORLD SEES SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE TPIA. . . WE NEVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN!!!

MICHELIN: (SCROLL BACK UP TO FL GATORS!!!!)

fat aszz ayetty mama is hitting NY. wow. She gone eat all the cheese burgers and fries we got here. . . . she come thru theres gone be a freakn drought. fat funk!!!

^^^ the most hated on NL?!?!! lol. I'm so lonely in life I came on NL seeking love from people I'll never meet in real life? lol. U pathetic Ibo son of a hairychested  muscular binch!!!! lol. (admit it that was funny. lol. hahahaha) Ive been denied by my tribes men? U sorry fool, WE DONT DO TRIBES HERE IN EAST NEW YORK, F.A..OT!!!

^^^^ So, u also agree with the rest of sane society that Ibo men are "slow-in-the-brain" to a fault? All brawn, no brain!!!

Fake thug, huh? U want my address u piece of shiyyyt so u can come talk that ish in my face? lol. I seek more attention than yall Biafra apologists?lol

mekusxxx:
After mulling over the video long and hard, I came away with the conclusion that the run-around-fighter, yes the Yoruba one, really typified the Yoruba mindset here. Better to be knocked down by a moving vehicle in Oyibo country than to be beaten to pulp by an Igbo man. There is no other reason for getting off the sidewalk and moving onto the motorway while dancing about like a crazed racoon unwilling to fight.

^^^^hahahahaha. classic. For once I "almost" agree with Mekuuyysshixt^^^ lol


What lessons did I learn from the video? Ok here goes:

1. Ibo men do have flat heads

2. Ibo men , not only those in the United States, have very, very, very noticeable accents. Similar to a lion's roar. The accent alone woulda knocked me out!

3. Ibo men the world ova wear fake stuff; clothing, jewels, everything. I mean look at how light his shirt was and how easily it got ripped!

4. Ibo men are half robots. Do u notice how Ibo dude kept moving around like he was programmed or was a zombie? Nothing at all like a human being.

5. Sefago Sjeezy Yoruba men some people fight like lil' girls. hehehehehe.

6. By unanimous decision the gay looking Yoruba man in the blue won via a first round knockdown!!!

7. Ibo dude should be used for human sacrifice, or kidnapped by his brethren for disgracing the land that brought forth greats like Hogan Kid Bassey and D.I.C.K Tiger Ihetu

8. Ibo men think force is everything thats why they stay getting knocked down by those who know that the way in life is to use sleekness to counter aggression!!!

Thanx for reading what I learnt from the video of the fight of the century!

From now on Ima make it a habt to take cabs only driven by Ibo men and I aint gone pay. . . Or, i'll print mad Biafran Pounds and pay those effer cab drivers in it. U love Biafra, dont u?

^^^^ I know right? lol. always catching heart attacks ova the littlest ish^^^^lol

platinumnk:
I didnt read the stuff up there because I didnt want to. I read what you posted.
You said non one out of their right mind would marry an Igbo man except a Igbo woman. . . isnt that what you said?

You know what hun, just come to bed!!!

nellaluv:
i don't get it, what's this supposed to mean,

Ah, dont worry, thats how it usually is.Eventually, u'll get it!!!