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Ok, this story is weird, and I dont know who to believe. hehehehehhe. Here's my suggestion: Dear Mr Aoddomkaaaka (I hope I spelled your name right, if not forgive me), It has been claimed that the U.S govt has barred u from entering this heaven on earth, you've denied it as the rabid rantings of your detractors. This is clearly a "call-out" by haters. And, in the hood "all call-outs are mandatory"! Meaning, u gotta show us that your haters are just sipping on Haterade cus of your success. So, here's what u gotta do! Buy a ticket to J.F.K airport, let us know the date of your arrival so we can have cameras handy. If u arent detained by the U.S Govt on arrival, and are not hauled off disgracefully in shackles, then clearly your detractors have been guzzling bucketfuls of Hater-juice. If this is the case, remember to head first to 5th Ave and take maaad pictures of u shopping like a Hollywood ho; I'll gleefully help u post the pics on here to show your haters. Now, if the opposite is the case and those big, burly, scary-looking white-boy Govt agents handcuff your nuts to your neck while connecting it to your wrists, then, oh boy. . . dont write me or call "collect" cus I dont like doing all that 3-way call shiyyt for locked up folks! Remember, if u make it in here; 5th Ave baaabbeeyyy, 5th motherrrfuckixng Ave!!! |
metal-gong:Should I indulge u? Yeah, I will, one last time. lol. Do u now realize that i'm a good influence in ur life? Ur mother will be proud that u have me as a friend instead of the regular illiterate Ibo drug dealers she knows u to hang with.lol. Notice, that whenever u want to address me u take the time to make sure that ur writing is devoid of as little spelling and comprehension errors as possible! lol. Alas, u still made a few mistakes in ur last post. But, good friend that I am, I corrected them. Youre getting there MENTAL-gong, ure getting there!!!lol |
What da hell? If anything as stu.pid as rotation exists then its only right that the Ibos, being the 3rd largest group, produce the next President. But how is that possible when the first person to endorse the evil Babangidah was none other than OJUKWU?!?!?! |
metal-gong:Lol.hahahahha.Professor MENTAL-gong! lol. One day I'm gonna keel ova from reading the Scud-missles u call posts! Re-read ur post, look at how many grammatical errors u had in less than 3 sentences? Are u Northern Nigerian by chance, cus theres no way an Ibo man's english can be this bad!lol. Then again I might be wrong cus I've seen Eziachi, Dede1, and basketmouth's writings ,and, God. . . . . |
FL Gators:No need for explanations. Dont run now, I was only getting warmed up! |
Kobojunkie:No I dont have to re-read shiyyt! And b4 I go on, I'll tell you, this might be the last reply I'll give u cus I dont have time to play the usual "Verbal Gymnastics" ure so annoyingly good at! That being said, I gleaned the whole article, I provided it to u, and I KNOW my english comprehension is waaay up there. Thus, what I understand is this, Mr Obasanjo said there was no agreement. Is he lying? I dont know! Wut I do know is that Mr Obasanjo's claim repudiates the one u made that "None of the PDP members have EVER DENIED the existence of this agreement to date"! Now, maybe u need to go and re-read the article again! Kobojunkie:My first inclination was to say "Huh?" to the question cus I dont understand it (at least not the logic u were trying to convey). But I'll say this: If a Northerner made such a statement to me, I'd tell him to gimme me a few minutes to go out to the hood, smoke some crack, get high as a kite, then go back to him requesting to hear the statement again. Why? Becus u gotta be as high as the Northerner to even remotely agree that the evil, greedy,and despotic Northern Nigerians we read, and hear, about in the Western media are "good leaders". Kobojunkie:And where did I argue that issue with you (its being written)? By the way, I come to your car lot, I wanna buy a car, but I dont show u the money. "Dude, just trust me I have the money in the bank". You cant see my money "However, that does not mean it does not exist at all".lol. Ok, if this was to go to court who will the Judge believe, Mr Obasanjo or the greedy, selfish Nigerian-Taliban dudes? Kobojunkie:Nah, but should we take the words of the illiterates that ran your country into the ground in the first place? Kobojunkie:Spend more time digesting Nigerian Politics??!?! Man, gimme a break. Who got time for that shiyyt?! Dude, Nigeria is not the only place politicians go back on their words its the world over, thats why they are politicians, and thats why its called politics. Without guns and coups the Northerners cant fare well in Nigerian politics; theyre (according to me) too st.u.pi.d/violent to be sleek; same problem the Ibos have! What I see here is this; Mr Obasanjo intended to cripple the North politically, and he has dealt them a master stroke with back-handed biyytch slaps to boot. Let them go to school and get educated, and learn to co-habitate instead of killing and cheating all the time and they'll be good in the future. But until then, they can go suck on fat ones! Kobojunkie:The only people I see playing victims are the same dudes that have been involved in almost all the Coups in your country. The same dudes that ruled as dictators and embezzelled most of the country's financies and stashed them in Western banks. The same group of people that killed Messrs Ken Saro-Wiwa and M.K.O Abiola. The same people that made your country one of the poorest in the world and a laughing stock in the committee of Nations. Those are the same group of people I see playing the victim card! |
bk/babe99:Female Ezeuche, u see the words "read extensively"? Thats wut u should be doing so u can change that shiyyt hole u were birthed in instead of staying online 24/7 hoping for Uchenna to come on here so u can play wit urself while reading his badly worded posts! FL Gators:You and I know u r not laughing for jack! You and I know u got ur heart in ur mouth right now in anticipation of the Nuclear tipped war-head u know I'll be sending u; so stop deceiving urself! Lol. I know a lil about ur country and a lot about mine. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EITHER, and u have the audacity to spread ur big, black, gorilla looking lips in false laughter?! lol. Ure amazing! |
FL Gators:Princess Fiona, what is tickling ur clits? Even the little I know is waaaayyy more than the gibberish u always spew on here. It takes me no time at all to learn. Clearly, I know a billion times more than u on issues concerning ur own country; I also know that u might be an hermaphrodite from looking at ur profile picx. So pump ur brakes b4 u get crashed into. . . . ![]() |
Kobojunkie:Sorry, I am not picking sides. Why should I? I will be the first to confess that I know little or nothing about Nigeria's Politics. The little I know is from discussions on here, I go read (extensively) on any of the issues, discuss with family and friends that know better, then reach my conclusions, such as what I did in this instance. Bottom-line: You chose sides- - -after skirting around the issues! You claim noone knows for sure if there was an agreement, and in the same breath u claim that there indeed was an agreement. Which is it? Kobojunkie:Whoops, u lie! Mr Obasanjo (whom I understand is a PDP top echelon) denied the existence of such an agreement! Top Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), members reacted in hushed tones on Friday over the comments of former President Olusegun Obasanjo that the party never zoned the presidency to the North. Obasanjo, had during an interview with Voice of America (VOA), repudiated the zoning arrangement of the party on the strength of which its National Chairman, Vincent Ogbulafor, announced recently that Acting President Goodluck Jonathan was barred from contesting the top job on account of coming from the South. http://allafrica.com/stories/201005030834.html |
Mariory:Come to think of it both dudes do look gay! Who the hell are they anyways? |
Mr Fire:Lol. I almost said the same thing/ Notice he wasnt even humble enough to cite the source to those thinking he was the author. Lol. Typical ibo man! |
EzeUche:Hey, Uchenna, ure a freaking disgrace! How the hell u gonna wear Jogging suit to the beach? lol. Man, change that profile pic already! |
Kobojunkie:At times I wonder about you. Is it just a gimmick that u pull on here by making sure u never make sense when putting forth any argument? Does spitting nonsense give u se.x.ual pleasure? Is it cus u can string together a few plausible sentences in the english language u think u can torture the rest of the world with your meaningless crap? Kobojunkie, what exactly is it, eh? A. You agreed that youre not a member of the PDP party, thus, are not privy to any "agreement" that might have been reached by its members! B. You agree that the "agreement" (if there was ever any) which they are fighting over was not "documented" but " existed as an understanding. . . .". If you acknowledge that there was no documented agreement, and u admit that u are not a member of the party, and as such was never in any meeting where pronouncement for a rotational presidency was reached, how can u now state in paragraph b that there was an understanding? How do u know? Top members of the party have said there was no agreement! Besides, as I understand it, in the party elections where a Southerner was eventually voted in, Northerners vied for the slot in a bid to oust the Southerner and capture the party ticket. If they had won then would they have been screaming "Rotation" now? Nigerians are freaking cowards! Wut they gotta do is call the bluff of those African Talibans, render them useless, kick them farther into the desert and let them rule their own illiterate peoples from their freaking tents! Annoying freaking monkeys! |
panalyst:Sure, dont tell us the source but expect us to take ur word for it. man, take a hike! panalyst:If yall r really the buncha smartaszzes u claim to be, u'll ensure that the North never tastes power again! |
Beaf:Well, the name's kinda long and impossible to pronounce without me biting half my tongue off, so I figured it was Ibo! I guess my bad for thinking all hard to pronounce names are Biafran! |
Just watch the Ibo man representing the Nigerian govt Try to secede and declare Biafra. . . . . ! |
@ Poster I feel your pain! Your ho of a roomie has wrongly branded u and sullied your good name; go for it, Zap her man. While u at it tho, to make her feel worse, holla at her pops too and let him also hit it. Remember to put all of this on tape, aight? |
To those who say I hate Nigeria, its people or the Ibos, I say: "Look at my middle finger, its saying hi to your ugly face, aszzhole". I love the Nigerian people (cant say much for the Biafran cry-babies) and I just worry that in a society that has shown overwhelming intelligence, its outright sad that they are ruled by the most st.upid set of monkeys u can find on planet earth. Below, is a story of my country-men (sadly) sullying the name of Nigeria. Stories like these dont make the airwaves, and why should they?!?! Everytime we see on the news that "a gang of Nigerian Criminals has been busted", shouldnt stories like this be thrown (by the Nigerian Embassy) in the face of the U.S govt? Shouldnt Nigeria (even knowing that its attempt is almost impossible), scream to the high heavens, and seek to prosecute all those that destroy its name? Well, I guess thats gonna happen when Ojukwu decides not to endorse killers and drug dealers as President! Crime Fake Nigerians Scamming Hispanics In Texas City By John Nova Lomax, Friday, May. 7 2010 @ 4:32PMComments (14) Categories: Crime Share 3 Photos courtesy GCSO Daniel Johnson, not a Nigerian with cash-flow problems Almost exactly five years ago, we were minding our own business at the Downtown Transit Center light rail stop one evening. A suave and well-dressed middle-aged black man came up to us and introduced himself and spun an outrageous tale about being an exiled South African king. In a heavy African accent, he said he had been on a freighter for six months with "nothing but the sky above and the waves below" and that he was past ready to find a "good-time girl" so he could "shake his rutabaga." In case I didn't get the message, he grabbed his crotch to show me exactly what he meant. The trouble was, good-time girls like cash, and he had none on hand, even though he was a very wealthy man, he went on. He was just having a little trouble navigating the American banking system, and he could see that I was an intelligent Christian man who would be willing to help out a black man down on his luck. As if all those appeals to my good nature weren't enough, he also said he would make it very much worth my while if I could help him get some money out of an ATM. I knew from the get-go it was a scam, but man, was this guy good. I played along for a half-hour or so, all so I could get this story, but it took me more strength than I ever imagined to finally tell the guy to get lost, and when I finally did, half of me was cursing myself for letting this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity slip past. Of course, the guy was a straight-up con artist, and the scam he tried to run on me is an old reliable. Had I continued, he would have traded me a bundle of pulped newspaper (purporting to be lots of cash) for several hundred dollars of my real money. And recently, three guys in Texas City were caught doing the same thing, this time to Spanish-speakers. Richard Overton, Jr., equally non-Nigerian In this case, it was a trio of guys, all very well-dressed. One of them even had a tale about the provenance of his cash: he had gotten it as a settlement from the 2005 BP plant explosion. They said they didn't trust banks, and would compensate their new friend for helping them withdraw money. The cops think the scam worked on at least one as-yet-unidentified mark, as the perps were found to be in possession of a stack of bank-crisp C-notes. Charles Ray Johnson, 55; Danny Daniel Johnson, 56; and Richard Overton Jr., 56, each were charged with one count of theft. One of the guys also had a pair of loaded dice on him, and the trio also had a deck of marked cards that police believe was used in rigged games of Three Card Monte. All are still in Galveston County Jail on $30,000 bond; though neither of the two guys whose mugshots we were able to obtain was the same guy who tried to scam me, in case you were wondering. http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2010/05/fake_nigerians_busted_scamming.php |
@Beaf: Very interesting article. I believe future generation will end up viewing Mr Obasanjo as a hero! He has called the bluff of the North after kicking their testicles up into their stomach section. |
Dede1:Sure, he only forgot to say that Ojukwu was trying to run off with the oil of the Niger-Deltans! |
Katsumoto:Dude, dont try to sugar-coat it. Tell it as u see it! We, the world over, know the penchant of the Ibo man and his love for money! The "anything for money" mentality rules these fools, so why are we trying diplomacy here? Do u see em being diplomatic when they kidnap kids, sell drugs or run up in folks houses with Mac-11's and Uzis? Eziachi:Wuteva, nigga! Just like narcortics was unknown to yall a few years ago. Now, go from Singapore to Malaysia and see how many of your Ibo brethrens are residing on death row! |
Onlytruth:Of course u'll love her cus she cant differentiate her aszz from her eyesz! onye_ngbu:Hey, Ezeuche! Uchenna shrek Ezeonyim, someones bout to bag your ho!!! Katsumoto:Lol. hahahahaha. I just laughed out louder than a Macaw! I told him the same exact ish a while back! The old hag and his bitter life! |
onye_ngbu:Sure! Negro, shut the hell up! Actionless fuckas! Meanwhile, look at what I gleaned about ur country on the net! Nigeria Also found in: Acronyms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia, Hutchinson Ni·ge·ri·a (n-jîr-) A country of western Africa on the Gulf of Guinea. Population: 150,000,000. A country of known "big mouths". They talk alot of shiyyt but never back it up. They are used to suffering unlike no other persons on planet earth. For fifty years they've been taken on a ride by their government. For Fifty years they've been violently,and condomlessly, "mind-fucke*d" by the political ruling class. They believe that God will come down from the heavens to solve their problems. Their Senators are the highest paid Government officials on earth, earning an average of $1million suskies per annum. The citizens are known to fight everyone else but the person that punched them in the face (i.e Biafrans' hatred for the Yorubas even though the Hausas barbecued them 1967-1970). The most religious people on earth, hypocritical as all hell as indicated by almost daily reports of at least one of their citizens being arrested in one part of the globe or the other for either drug or financial crimes. Their brightest brains are always killed off systematically by the State. Old, senile, and blindly followed ex-warlords usually endorse other old, senile, murderous, and terribly corrupt military ex-Heads of states as Presidents in civilian elections- - - so long as the necessary bribe has been paid! It is believed that Jesus' first stop on his return to earth will be to this shiyyyt hole. Ni·geri·an adj. & n. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. |
This Ekwueme guy is Ibo? lol. No surprises there. . . . . |
Nigeria Also found in: Acronyms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia, Hutchinson Ni·ge·ri·a (n-jîr-) A country of western Africa on the Gulf of Guinea. Population: 150,000,000. A country of known "big mouths". They talk alot of shiyyt but never back it up. They are used to suffering unlike no other persons on planet earth. For fifty years they've been taken on a ride by their government. For Fifty years they've been violently,and condomlessly, "mind-fucke*d" by the political ruling class. They believe that God will come down from the heavens to solve their problems. Their Senators are the highest paid Government officials on earth, earning an average of $1million suskies per annum. The citizens are known to fight everyone else but the person that punched them in the face (i.e Biafrans' hatred for the Yorubas even though the Hausas barbecued them 1967-1970). The most religious people on earth, hypocritical as all hell as indicated by almost daily reports of at least one of their citizens being arrested in one part of the globe or the other for either drug or financial crimes. Their brightest brains are always killed off systematically by the State. Old, senile, and blindly followed ex-warlords usually endorse other old, senile, murderous, and terribly corrupt military ex-Heads of states as Presidents in civilian elections- - - so long as the necessary bribe has been paid! It is believed that Jesus' first stop on his return to earth will be to this shiyyyt hole. Ni·geri·an adj. & n. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. |
You ever hear that David Letterman joke?: You wanna know when an Ibo man knows he "lost"? When he tells clear lies and starts to insult your parents!!! mekusxxx:Do u even deserve a response? Do I even need to curse ur moms ( who's most likely residing in a village with no electricity right now) in like? Your moms that never got on a plane in her life? Your moms that only the good Lord knows what age she was when she first tasted clean drinking water. Oh, lets talk about moms who have gaping, smelly, p-syys. Do u think ur moms ever douched? What kinda sanitary pads and healthcare yall had for the females of ur mothers generation? You dont know? Ok, lemme help u out: Ur from the village, not one of the big cities, right? Ok then! If medical care in ur village is terrible now, what u think existed, say, 40 yrs ago? Nada, right? Good, That should tell you THE STATE OF UR MOMS P-SSY!!! You know what? I'm cool!!! Im done with yall tho. U will never change, and lies and tall tales will continue to be a part of ur lives, cause it has always been!!!! |
mekusxxx:^^^ Like I always say : IBO MEN ARE NO-GOOD LYING SONS OF SHE DOGS!!! THE SIMPLE FACT THAT YOU WILL SPIN AND TWIST THE TRUTH IN ORDER TO WIN AN ARGUMENT IS JUST A TIP OF THE ICEBERG ON HOW TERRIBLE MINDED YALL ARE. IT WILL BE REALLY HARD FOR ME TO EVER LIKE OR TRUST MOST OF YOU (THE ONES THAT WERENT BORN/ RAISED HERE). SO, WHEN I CAME ON HERE I CLAIMED MY STEP DAD WAS YORUBA, HUH? U WANNA PITCH THIS NEW CLAIM OF YOURS TO THE AMAKA? WHAT OF CHIOGO? WHAT ABOUT NCHARA, SJEEZY, MICHELIN, SEFAGO, EZEUCHE, WILY-WILY, DEDE 1 AND THE REST OF your FELLOW CRAZIES? OH, DO U WANNA ASK TPIA TO REMIND U WHERE I "CLAIMED" MY POPS WAS FROM? I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND U PROBABLY GOT AMNESIA SO MAYBE MEMBERS THAT WAS AROUND WHEN I FIRST JOINED WOULD BE ABLE TO REMIND U!!! DUDE, U AINT THAT silly U DO REMEMBER EVERY FREAKING DETAIL ABOUT ME, BUT IN your USUAL DESPICABLE "IBO-MAN" MANNER SINCE U COULDNT CATCH ME IN NO LIE U'VE DECIDED TO JUST DO WHAT EVERY IBO MAN DOES WHEN HE CANNOT WIN: TWIST THE TRUTH!!! YOU'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES ON HERE THIS SHOULD'NT COME AS A SURPRISE. BUT, HOMIE, TRUST ME ON THIS; IT ALMOST NEVER WORKS. UNNECESSARY LIES AINT WORK FOR OJUKWU, WHY SHOULD IT WORK FOR U??!!!? OH, OH, MAYBE U WANNA ASK PLATINUMK TOO. . . . . YOU DESPICABLE VILLAGE HUNTER, UNTIL YALL LEARN TO COEXIST IN A "NORMAL" MANNER WITH THE REST OF HUMAN RACE NOONE- - - I REPEAT--- NOONE, WILL LIKE OR TRUST YALL EXCEPT YOURSELVES. WITH your LATEST POST U JUST REMINDED WHY I GOT MY MINDSET ON THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOUR ILK ARE. THANX A WHOLE LOT!!! |
Ummm, Oh ok. My bad, aight sowwee. BUt, I still pass I aint going close, and I aint tryna be in the same room alone with no Ibo dude!!!! |
THE AMAKA:Ho, I did see the if. what I expected was for u to say something in the realm of "what if the other dude wasnt Yoruba". We know the other dude is definitely Ibo, so why the track covering? u get it now, dont u slut?!!!? |
THE AMAKA:Funny, I aint see this part of ur post b4 I posted the last one!!! Exposed? lol. The only thing I keep exposing is how slow on ur feet u guys really are. And to think u delude urselves that yall mad smart like that fraud Philip Emegwali!!! ![]() |


