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PulaPower:
No need of sending them back..

It will even be hard cuz majority already got a family here, established families here… Infact when you ask them, they’ll tell you they’re from so so so, but they’re Nigerians!

So long they’re not into crime, they can charge them some token and let them be..

That reasoning is exactly how immigration systems collapse. Laws don’t become optional just because people stayed long enough or built families. If that logic is accepted, then visas, borders, and legal entry processes become meaningless.
Saying ‘as long as they’re not into crime’ misses the point overstaying is already a violation of the law. You can’t pick which laws matter and ignore the rest.
Also, normalizing this creates unfairness. Thousands of people follow due process, renew their permits, or even get denied entry so why should others bypass the system and then be rewarded for it? That undermines trust in the entire immigration framework.
And the bigger danger is the mindset itself. When people start excusing systemic violations because they seem harmless, it weakens institutions over time. A country where rules are selectively enforced eventually loses control over more serious issues too.

The Dumbest question of the entire century do you think Light Yagami is SpongeBob? Someone who manipulated and deceived the entire Tokyo police force for 5 years how on earth can some kids cartoon characters expose him? He would literally kill all of them before they could even start their investigation.

Ramstar:
I remembered him that year, using 2 guns. One of the actors Americans use in recolonize us from British. How American only come to safe countries from Abdul's, it really works on our thinking, as soon as we hear of US they automatically becomes the good guys even when they are wrong. I hope some can emacipate themselves from such mental slavery.

someone lost his life and this is all you have to say

Unbelievable
Because when chuck Norris found out that nothing can kill him, he found nothing and killed it.

Rest in power legend

IS ISRAEL ANTICHRIST?

"There are many deceivers in the world today who say Jesus Christ (the Messiah) has never come bodily. They are deceivers and antichrists" - 2 John 1:7

"Little children, we are in the last days, and as you have heard that the Antichrist shall come, know that even now there are many antichrists ... Isn't a liar the one who denies Jesus? All those who deny God the Father and Jesus Christ are antichrists" - 1 John 2:18, 22.

CONCLUSION

The Jews (Israel) say the real CHRIST, the real MESSIAH has never come yet. They say the Christ who came was fake, and so they killed him while they continue awaiting their so called "true" Messiah. Now, the Bible is so clear that anyone who claims that Jesus Christ (the Messiah) never came is an Antichrist. The Bible is again so clear that anyone who denies Jesus Christ is, in fact, an Antichrist.
~ John G. Henry

babzo:
Actually it will. If the economies of Middle Eastern nations are affected, so will that of the US.

Its like your opponent is a very strong man who lives far from you and you cant approach him before his guards deal with you.

But his children and businesses live in the same street as you. By attacking them, you are attacking the strong man.

If Arab oil flow is disrupted, the entire world will feel it. Remember 1973 and 1990.

Actually, disruptions in Middle Eastern oil don’t affect every country the same way. For an oil-exporting country like Nigeria, it can even be beneficial. When Middle Eastern supply drops, global oil prices usually rise. Higher prices mean countries like Nigeria earn more revenue from crude exports. That’s exactly what happened during events like the 1973 Oil Crisis and the 1990 Gulf War Oil Shock oil exporters gained from the price spike.
Nigeria, through Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, sells crude to the global market, so if Middle Eastern production is disrupted, buyers often look for alternative suppliers. That can increase demand for Nigerian crude and boost foreign exchange earnings.
Of course, there are downsides like higher fuel import costs and inflation, but strictly from an export perspective, Nigeria can benefit when Middle Eastern oil supply is disrupted.

The Nigerian social media audience is not exactly known for depth. Most of the time it is a very simple audience easy to excite, easy to annoy. The moment conversations move beyond Peter Obi and Bola Ahmed Tinubu, or the usual online fights like VeryDarkMan vs BLord, the interest starts disappearing.
I personally get bored with the usual topics. The repetitive debates. The same cycles every week. There are far bigger things happening in the world that could affect us directly here in Nigeria, but they rarely become serious conversations.
Take the rising confrontation between Iran and the United States. Two powerful countries moving closer to open conflict should naturally spark discussions about oil markets, global alliances, and what that means for an oil-dependent country like Nigeria. But that level of discussion hardly happens.
Instead, the moment headlines about Iran and America appear in Nigerian media, two predictable things happen. Some people immediately drag religion into it and start framing the whole thing through Islamic or Christian sentiment. Others turn the entire situation into jokes and memes like it’s another Twitter trend.
So the geopolitical implications get buried under religious arguments and comedy.
A lot of the online crowd now is Gen Z, and their internet culture thrives on speed short videos, memes, quick reactions, trending banter. Anything that requires patience, reading, or deeper analysis struggles to compete.
If the Nigerian online audience was more intellectually curious, global developments like tensions between Iran and the United States could spark serious debates about energy markets, diplomacy, and how international crises might influence Nigeria’s economy.
But that level of engagement rarely lasts.

Topman7:
What a dumb thing to type.

what do you expect from a Nigerian Gen z

stuffs2002:
Kurdish people are Judas and bettayers.

They have always been the instrument used by the west to destroy countries in the middle east.

They were used to destroy Iraq
They were used to destroy Serial
They were used to attack Turkey
They are now being used to attack Iran

all because they were promised a land of their own

HenryStarlife:
It’s sad these people think they are fighting for their country

it's not sad I find it entertaining

Boladogailese:
Why is a kid already married?

in the US an 18 year old have the right to get married

Elyonboy:
It's not the same. The present Israel is nothing but a Western creation. It has nothing to do with the biblical Israel.

Edited for those mentioning me. The original Jews are even black and not this fake white European Jews. You have all been scammed.

your wrong the real Hebrews were brown like the Arabs not black

nlfpmod:

Pakistan has announced the start of an open war with Afghanistan: overnight airstrikes targeted Taliban positions.

If Trump were president, this war would never have started. pic.twitter.com/vXqJkpIn1J

— Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@rshereme) February 27, 2026

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgjd7pv4y4o

as long as no black person is getting killed or being affected by the war then it's non of my business

Afolue:
Impossible. There are more Rugged blacks home and abroad than the whites…

For a sitting president alone to be in power for decades…counting…. How many whites has ever tried such.

so you want black people to be depicted as criminals?

Ah brilliant move by Benue State. Finally a structured career path for aspiring bandits recruit under duress terrorize villages for experience and then voilà a federally approved rehabilitation program with a certificate.
Who knew that years of terror and destruction could be so elegantly reduced to foot soldier affected by circumstances? Truly, trauma and stolen livelihoods are just minor collateral in the grand curriculum of civic reintegration.
And the best part? Victims can admire as their oppressors get biometric profiling, life coaching, and graduation ceremonies all funded by taxpayers. Genius. Truly, Nigeria has mastered the art of turning crime into career development with benefits.

UkoAnnang:


Cartel or cultism na the same

No difference

there is a big difference between them

What's my business if a YT man dies

Chickenandchips:
30 year Old Man Collapses and Dies After Being Choked During Intimacy

Shock and sadness have hit Kilifi County following the sudden death of a young man during a private visit to a female companion.

According To NewsVista Reporter, police confirmed that Bernard Omayo, aged thirty, visited a woman identified as Cecilia Chepkirui at her home in Mbarakani. During their time together, the incident happened unexpectedly.

A police report stated that while they were engaged in intimate pre-intimacy, Bernard reportedly choked on his saliva and collapsed. The woman quickly raised alarm and sought help from nearby neighbours.

He was rushed to Kilifi County Hospital, but doctors sadly confirmed that he was already dead on arrival.

Police officers later visited the scene and began investigations to fully understand the circumstances surrounding the death. Bernard body was moved to the Kilifi County Hospital morgue, where an autopsy will be carried out.

The tragic incident has left many residents in shock as investigations continue. Condolences have continued to pour in for the family and loved ones of the deceased.

Bernard Omayo, 30, meets his end not in war, not in illness, but at the altar of desire slain by the humble assassin called saliva. Kilifi whispers of tragedy while the heart asks did passion kill him, or did life simply laugh at his timing? In the grand theatre of intimacy, he played the lead and fate improvised the final act. Rest easy, Bernard, for you’ve discovered the ultimate plot twist sometimes, the simplest things betray us with the most dramatic flourish.

Ah Port Harcourt where love meets venture capitalism Two young women lured by sweet words and sleek phones End up in hotel rooms once meant for rest now turned incubators for entrepreneurial mischief Suspects basically human hedge funds calculating ROI in fear and heartbreak Police advice learn skills not romance as if Excel sheets can replace iPhones and human gullibility Truly in Nigeria even desire now has a business plan

Thank God Rivers State Don outgrow cultism now na money pesin dey find

jaxxy:
ishowspeed or whatever can't be paid 800k dollars monthly by Youtube. its impossible.

YouTube don't do monthly payments sef

TheStoriesOfMan:
Nollywood should invest in action, horror and fiction movies. That is what will sell globally.

Romance movies no dey sell market.

Nollywood, repent!

Incase Nollywood is looking for fiction writers, I dey here. I have a movie script titled "Chidi's battle".

It's a movie where the protagonist Chidi battles the Army of Terrignum when they attempted to invade Mars.

we lack talented fiction scriptwriters

Lovelink1991:
A Nurse gathered a group of pregnant women and start educating them about their sex life and the preferred safe style positions that could be allow for their safety. She was demonstrating it for them and the position the man as well.

Watch via the YouTube link below
https://youtube.com/shorts/8RoOEvttgCo

This is why Nigerian nurses are built different. Antenatal class don upgrade to Practical Performance & Demonstration. No PowerPoint, no pamphlet live-action, 3D, surround sound. NEPA can take light, but education must continue. Na why our healthcare dey hands-on.

Kemetian:
Tinubu’s foreign trips have attracted $50 billion in investments, says APC Chairman, Yilwatada


https://businessday.ng/news/article/tinubus-foreign-trips-have-attracted-50bn-in-investments-apc-chairman-yilwatada/

Outstanding. The Advanced Nigerian Economics model where money doesn’t enter the country physically it just hears the President is abroad and teleports in out of respect. ₦50bn attracted by sheer jetlag and handshakes. No factories, no jobs, no projects, but rest assured the dollars are currently ‘loading’. Please don’t ask questions, this is not WAEC economics

Peterobiisathie:
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https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/02/china-bound-auto-parts-dealer-excretes-95-wraps-of-cocaine-at-kano-airport/amp/

Truly a groundbreaking case study in Applied Gastrointestinal Logistics. Our dear auto-parts philosopher attempted to redefine international trade by converting his digestive system into a temporary warehouse. 95 wraps later, Kano Airport becomes a live laboratory for the theory that capitalism, when pushed too far, exits the body violently. A Nobel Prize in Smuggling Dynamics is surely loading.

Goodmarlian:
I nor just understand everybody kicking against masturbation, if you ask them why they will say spiritual problem as if spiritual problem from real sex is not worse, masturbation cannot give you infection never.

oga masturbation rubbish past e go weak your body and you go come lazy once you start am you no fit stop am e better say you avoid am

cybertyrant:
It all started when I was in jss1, I used to be innocent and very close to God in so many ways, but as innocent as I were that time, I was also curious to many things, smartphone was an attribute of a rich kid with rich parents, we often flock to people that got new phones, new games or action movies, some games used to connect each other, so we watch our class mates as they bet and play games, it was normal for students to flock to these people, majority of us did not have phones at that time too.
One day in the class free period, some students were seriously watching something on a guy's phone, I thought it was an action movie, but when I came there I saw what I've not seen before, I was shocked, I immediately left because that was not what I expected I was also confused, they called it BF(blue film), in the initial stages of my innocence I thought blue film was the name of the company that produced the movie, but I happen to be wrong, this BF people were still watching it, but that first scene damaged my innocence and my mind, at occasional period when I beg a classmate his phone to watch movie I tend to come across this BF, while I tried in those period to not watch it, I was curious because I haven't seen it before, when I watch it my penis erects rock hard and it hardly goes down, I suppose I was in puberty so I guess it's normal for a hard erection, I tried to hide my penis between my legs, it affected my walking and I use book to cover it sometimes, tight boxers wasn't a thing back then, I had to solve this issue, after several occasions and months I tried to simulate the feelings to quench this erection, I tried it in the toilet and the first ejaculation was really an experience, tried it multiple times before it became an addiction, I knew this was wrong and I did pray to stop it over and over again, I still considered myself a child of God but my damaged innocence really affected my relationship with God, I still believed in Him, I've had a lot of experience with Him so I understand if He distances His presence for He is Holy and I'm not, I prayer sometimes He wouldn't answer me unlike before, I knew it was the sexual lust that was hindering me, but as years went by it went from very often to less often, from 5x a day, to 4x to 3x to 2x, in toilets, bathrooms, bed, chair, table, sink, bush, uncompleted buildings, at work, at night, at day, different lotions, soups, saliva etc, at some point I was a chronic masturbator, I knew masturbation was sexual immorality and according to catechism it was a mortal sin, i made several efforts to stop, sometimes I fasted but end up doing it the same day, It was terrible, it was as if I was a slave to lust, I watched different categories of porn on different sites, one thing I noticed as you watch more, you become hungrier for more, something more spicy, newer etc, it was spiraling out of control, I tried not to watch family related categories so as not to influence my moral comprehension and not think a terrible thing related to that. Years went on and on and on, i think even when people get girlfriends it's not a solution to that, masturbation is an addiction fueled by pornography but sometimes when that feeling comes you don't even need to watch it, I visualize it, these was things I was a slave to. For 14 years it was as if I was never going to be free, till early this year though I was still doing it occasionally but not everyday, sometimes if I was in a prayer programs I can stay 2 weeks or a bit more, but in that prayer period I had a rapture dream that I was among those to be raptured to Heaven, though I was still in prayer that period I thought to myself that the event must be getting closer, but I later backslided days after and masturbated again and then I had a terrible dream when I was left behind and I was pursued by people that was trying to kill me among others who were with me, the tribulations had started, it was scary, I believe this was a sign, I began another personal fasting and prayers 12am-12pm and I pray after, I did this for days , though these lustful thoughts come to me when I reach the bathroom to bath or to do it, I rebuke these thoughts and I force myself out of there, whenever I want to bath I do as fast as possible to quickly wash myself and not touch my penis in a way that will trigger an erection, I was becoming disciplined of myself, cautious, soon those lustful thoughts began to discern from my own natural thoughts, I begin to recognize what's my thought and what's not my thought, soon those thoughts that weren't mine began to turn into voices and then I began to rebuke the spirit of lust and unbinding myself from the grip of this spirit in the name of Jesus Christ, soon after these thoughts/voices began to fade away, day after day, and I can testify that Jesus has set me free, 7 months and still going, I have never felt more free than I am now, and previously I have never gone past 1 month(in good health) during that 14 years of bondage without masturbating.
The aftermath of over a decade of pornography and masturbation which I have now stopped is slight trauma of former events, images I try to erase show up sometimes, I try to forget them and I even go as much as mutilating myself in my thoughts to distract my brain from the trauma. I know I'm healing, and I believe in 12 months time there will be a huge difference from now, though as a smartphone user pornographic images can pop up on adverts or on different platforms I have to swipe past it without looking at it, any article that has sexual enticing content I avoid them, be it games or social contents.
I do occasionally wake up to sperm discharge weeks apart, I think it's my body regulating fluids in my body, it's not a spiritual attack, it's normal to have discharges, I just keep extra underwear just Incase.
Through the mercy of God I overcame the spirit of lust, and I believe if you make efforts with Discipline, Fasting and Prayer, God will save you.
To add to this a former occultist said that some demons participate in sex scenes, false gods are depicted in these scenes, when you watch them and sexually touch yourself, you participate in their ritual you indirectly worship them and when you ejaculate, the sperm or menses that you discard is accepted by them as your offering to them, we all know sex is spiritual and sexual immorality is a grave sin, it's has greatly affected many biblical figures like Samson, David, Solomon, it had them turn away from God.
The Bible says in 2 Timothy 2:22 to flee from lust it is not something you can manage, wrestle, fight, it says you should RUN from it.
I Hope this article influences someone's intentions, decisions and characters.
The Lord is returning soon, repent of your wrong doings before it's too late. Shalom

I'm 21 and I started masturbating when I was 18 that was in 2022 a year after I finished secondary school and for the past 4 years I haven't made any achievements in my life I really wish I could free myself from this addiction but the problem is that whenever I manage to go a whole week without masturbating voices in my head will start giving me reasons to keep masturbating but I always ignore those voices and that is when the urge gets so overwhelming that It leads to a relapse right now I'm on day 5 and I now very well that by day 8 or 9 the urge will get overwhelming again and I pray God gives me the strength to resist it and quit this pathetic habit entirely

Why should a woman boss over a man in a Patriarchal country?

WantsandMore:
Half of this country have their birth rates declining, I wonder what is causing this un develop sexual shifts, perhaps covid 19 exposed too much comfort

atheist countries always struggle with low birthrate