Lovelink1991: A Nurse gathered a group of pregnant women and start educating them about their sex life and the preferred safe style positions that could be allow for their safety. She was demonstrating it for them and the position the man as well.
This is why Nigerian nurses are built different. Antenatal class don upgrade to Practical Performance & Demonstration. No PowerPoint, no pamphlet live-action, 3D, surround sound. NEPA can take light, but education must continue. Na why our healthcare dey hands-on.
Outstanding. The Advanced Nigerian Economics model where money doesn’t enter the country physically it just hears the President is abroad and teleports in out of respect. ₦50bn attracted by sheer jetlag and handshakes. No factories, no jobs, no projects, but rest assured the dollars are currently ‘loading’. Please don’t ask questions, this is not WAEC economics
Truly a groundbreaking case study in Applied Gastrointestinal Logistics. Our dear auto-parts philosopher attempted to redefine international trade by converting his digestive system into a temporary warehouse. 95 wraps later, Kano Airport becomes a live laboratory for the theory that capitalism, when pushed too far, exits the body violently. A Nobel Prize in Smuggling Dynamics is surely loading.
Goodmarlian: I nor just understand everybody kicking against masturbation, if you ask them why they will say spiritual problem as if spiritual problem from real sex is not worse, masturbation cannot give you infection never.
oga masturbation rubbish past e go weak your body and you go come lazy once you start am you no fit stop am e better say you avoid am
cybertyrant: It all started when I was in jss1, I used to be innocent and very close to God in so many ways, but as innocent as I were that time, I was also curious to many things, smartphone was an attribute of a rich kid with rich parents, we often flock to people that got new phones, new games or action movies, some games used to connect each other, so we watch our class mates as they bet and play games, it was normal for students to flock to these people, majority of us did not have phones at that time too. One day in the class free period, some students were seriously watching something on a guy's phone, I thought it was an action movie, but when I came there I saw what I've not seen before, I was shocked, I immediately left because that was not what I expected I was also confused, they called it BF(blue film), in the initial stages of my innocence I thought blue film was the name of the company that produced the movie, but I happen to be wrong, this BF people were still watching it, but that first scene damaged my innocence and my mind, at occasional period when I beg a classmate his phone to watch movie I tend to come across this BF, while I tried in those period to not watch it, I was curious because I haven't seen it before, when I watch it my penis erects rock hard and it hardly goes down, I suppose I was in puberty so I guess it's normal for a hard erection, I tried to hide my penis between my legs, it affected my walking and I use book to cover it sometimes, tight boxers wasn't a thing back then, I had to solve this issue, after several occasions and months I tried to simulate the feelings to quench this erection, I tried it in the toilet and the first ejaculation was really an experience, tried it multiple times before it became an addiction, I knew this was wrong and I did pray to stop it over and over again, I still considered myself a child of God but my damaged innocence really affected my relationship with God, I still believed in Him, I've had a lot of experience with Him so I understand if He distances His presence for He is Holy and I'm not, I prayer sometimes He wouldn't answer me unlike before, I knew it was the sexual lust that was hindering me, but as years went by it went from very often to less often, from 5x a day, to 4x to 3x to 2x, in toilets, bathrooms, bed, chair, table, sink, bush, uncompleted buildings, at work, at night, at day, different lotions, soups, saliva etc, at some point I was a chronic masturbator, I knew masturbation was sexual immorality and according to catechism it was a mortal sin, i made several efforts to stop, sometimes I fasted but end up doing it the same day, It was terrible, it was as if I was a slave to lust, I watched different categories of porn on different sites, one thing I noticed as you watch more, you become hungrier for more, something more spicy, newer etc, it was spiraling out of control, I tried not to watch family related categories so as not to influence my moral comprehension and not think a terrible thing related to that. Years went on and on and on, i think even when people get girlfriends it's not a solution to that, masturbation is an addiction fueled by pornography but sometimes when that feeling comes you don't even need to watch it, I visualize it, these was things I was a slave to. For 14 years it was as if I was never going to be free, till early this year though I was still doing it occasionally but not everyday, sometimes if I was in a prayer programs I can stay 2 weeks or a bit more, but in that prayer period I had a rapture dream that I was among those to be raptured to Heaven, though I was still in prayer that period I thought to myself that the event must be getting closer, but I later backslided days after and masturbated again and then I had a terrible dream when I was left behind and I was pursued by people that was trying to kill me among others who were with me, the tribulations had started, it was scary, I believe this was a sign, I began another personal fasting and prayers 12am-12pm and I pray after, I did this for days , though these lustful thoughts come to me when I reach the bathroom to bath or to do it, I rebuke these thoughts and I force myself out of there, whenever I want to bath I do as fast as possible to quickly wash myself and not touch my penis in a way that will trigger an erection, I was becoming disciplined of myself, cautious, soon those lustful thoughts began to discern from my own natural thoughts, I begin to recognize what's my thought and what's not my thought, soon those thoughts that weren't mine began to turn into voices and then I began to rebuke the spirit of lust and unbinding myself from the grip of this spirit in the name of Jesus Christ, soon after these thoughts/voices began to fade away, day after day, and I can testify that Jesus has set me free, 7 months and still going, I have never felt more free than I am now, and previously I have never gone past 1 month(in good health) during that 14 years of bondage without masturbating. The aftermath of over a decade of pornography and masturbation which I have now stopped is slight trauma of former events, images I try to erase show up sometimes, I try to forget them and I even go as much as mutilating myself in my thoughts to distract my brain from the trauma. I know I'm healing, and I believe in 12 months time there will be a huge difference from now, though as a smartphone user pornographic images can pop up on adverts or on different platforms I have to swipe past it without looking at it, any article that has sexual enticing content I avoid them, be it games or social contents. I do occasionally wake up to sperm discharge weeks apart, I think it's my body regulating fluids in my body, it's not a spiritual attack, it's normal to have discharges, I just keep extra underwear just Incase. Through the mercy of God I overcame the spirit of lust, and I believe if you make efforts with Discipline, Fasting and Prayer, God will save you. To add to this a former occultist said that some demons participate in sex scenes, false gods are depicted in these scenes, when you watch them and sexually touch yourself, you participate in their ritual you indirectly worship them and when you ejaculate, the sperm or menses that you discard is accepted by them as your offering to them, we all know sex is spiritual and sexual immorality is a grave sin, it's has greatly affected many biblical figures like Samson, David, Solomon, it had them turn away from God. The Bible says in 2 Timothy 2:22 to flee from lust it is not something you can manage, wrestle, fight, it says you should RUN from it. I Hope this article influences someone's intentions, decisions and characters. The Lord is returning soon, repent of your wrong doings before it's too late. Shalom
I'm 21 and I started masturbating when I was 18 that was in 2022 a year after I finished secondary school and for the past 4 years I haven't made any achievements in my life I really wish I could free myself from this addiction but the problem is that whenever I manage to go a whole week without masturbating voices in my head will start giving me reasons to keep masturbating but I always ignore those voices and that is when the urge gets so overwhelming that It leads to a relapse right now I'm on day 5 and I now very well that by day 8 or 9 the urge will get overwhelming again and I pray God gives me the strength to resist it and quit this pathetic habit entirely
WantsandMore: Half of this country have their birth rates declining, I wonder what is causing this un develop sexual shifts, perhaps covid 19 exposed too much comfort
atheist countries always struggle with low birthrate
zinaunreal: The man wan taste before he kpai 😆 Some go come on here dey judge but from experience I found out that core gay haters are gay too. 😆 I've never seen anybody go to jail in Nigeria despite the 14 year penalty yet these people roam the streets and we see the largely on social media claiming cross dressers.
Anybody that dress like a woman online and offline is a gay. I don't care if he has a girl friend. All na wash. The amount of man chasers in Nigeria is alarming
I must commend this policy as a remarkable evolution in applied democratic economics. At last, governance has been streamlined into a results-oriented, incentive-based framework. Why distribute national resources irrationally when they can be strategically allocated based on electoral enthusiasm? Frankly, it is only logical. Development is not a human right; it is a performance reward. States that demonstrate adequate ballot productivity deserve infrastructure, while underperforming regions should use the opportunity for deep civic reflection preferably in darkness, on bad roads. This approach will finally solve voter apathy. When citizens realize that flyovers are vote-dependent variables, turnout will skyrocket. Political science textbooks will refer to this as Conditional Federalism or Ballot-Driven Development Theory (BDDT). In conclusion, I fully endorse this enlightened doctrine. It encourages patriotism, efficiency, and selective national inclusion. Democracy, after all, must be earned.
Because you beg am money e no gree give you if you like no go find work
yad2eidi: apoptosis ecomallchemistt JOACHINpedro Dzzzz SpaceX Mirasteel these guys are using poor africans to rake in millions of dollars and you are here talking trash. do you know these people are unpaid actors in a multi million dollar industry?
Say no to cultism cos na dju front them they carry rugged man go prison.
Rivers state is now a peaceful state so yeah you are somehow right but Rivers state of the early 2000s was something else the cultist then use more sophisticated weapons like assault rifles and machine guns and they kill indiscriminately for example if they are on a mission to kill a particular rival and the rival run into the mist of 50 people rather than single out that rival and bring him down they would just shoot the entire 50 people under they get to the rival and they dont use local guns they use Ak45 and machine gun some even use dynamite to blow up police stations if you think I'm lying go and research on the war between deybam vs deywell
emperor4love: No 1 should be portharcourt, egbema boys dey on another level,I don know to call them militant or cult ,crime na water for there those ones dey carry Ak 47, mo be all this dane gun and local made
that's because the Rivers state government is sponsoring them if not it would be impossible for Iceland boys to get Ak 47 and machine guns where would they even get the money to buy them
Rivers state should be removed from the list everywhere in Rivers state especially Port Harcourt is now peaceful (except Diobu that place is a hell hole) it's not as bad as it was in the early 2000s where you would see 16 years old boy that suppose to be in school walking round the streets with machete and AK 47 shouting Aromate or where you would see bullet holes on cars and building with dead bodies littered all over the place during the time of deybam and deywell
For those of you who don't believe masturbation is demonic or causes Badluck these are testimonies from White people on their bad experience with masturbation It would be wise you put a stop to this unholy act after reading this You can view the full article with this link http://www.dearcupid.org/question/everytime-i-masturbate-i-have-bad-luck-bad.html
Interesting two grown men turned an airport into a wrestling arena, caused delays for hundreds of people, and then think an Instagram apology resets the universe. Fascinating creatures. If they truly take responsibility they should calculate the total economic loss their stunt caused missed meetings, delayed contracts, ruined schedules and reimburse every passenger accordingly. Until then, these apologies are nothing but emotional noise, and the airline’s ‘acceptance’ is just PR oxygen. Order has been restored, but intelligence was never present
A shocking incident has emerged from Katsina State, where bandits dressed in what appears to be Nigerian Army camouflage reportedly negotiated with a Katsina lawmaker, leading to the release of 45 kidnap victims after what has been described as a “peace deal.”
let’s not act surprised. In this country, criminals don’t hide in the shadows anymore; they walk in wearing uniform and the people in charge clap for them. The bandits didn’t negotiate they summoned him. And he came. Like a good boy. Because deep down he knows who actually controls that territory. The funniest part? They released 45 victims, and the government is probably celebrating it as an achievement. As if returning stolen people is now Customer Service. “Thank you for choosing Bandit Express, your freedom has been approved after successful dialogue.
This whole PDP drama at the secretariat doesn’t surprise me at all. When a party builds itself on shaky alliances and overfed egos, sooner or later the cracks start showing. What happened in Abuja is not “wahala” it’s simply the natural outcome of a structure that has been weak for years. People are shouting about teargas and fights. I’m looking at the psychology behind it. Wike, Makinde, Bala Mohammed none of them acted out of principle. Let’s not deceive ourselves. What you saw was three power blocs finally admitting they don’t trust each other, don’t respect each other, and don’t fear each other enough to maintain peace. Once fear disappears in Nigerian politics, chaos enters. A party that can’t organize one meeting without police everywhere cannot pretend it is ready to lead a complex country. This is basic Nigerian political reality. If you cannot control your compound, forget controlling the whole street. But here’s the real manipulation nobody is talking about. Each faction knows the PDP is weak, but they’re all trying to rewrite the narrative so the public blames the other side for the decay. That’s how power works here not by competence, but by perception. Remove the noise, remove the media sensationalism, and one truth remains: This is not a clash. It is a vacancy and all of them are scrambling to fill it before the whole structure collapses. The person who understands that will not just win the fight they’ll inherit whatever is left of the PDP.
Ogunnaike144: I have a friend, 25 years old, who once told me something that left me speechless.
He said, “Masturbation has saved me… not destroyed me, like people say.”
At first, I was confused. Saved him? How?
So, I asked.
He looked me in the eye and explained:
“I’m 25 and I’ve never had sex. Anytime I get Hot, I just help myself. People think it’s weakness. For me, it’s strength. It keeps me focused.”
He told me about how he tried dating before. How it always ended the same way—distractions, manipulations, emotional games. Instead of giving him peace, relationships drained his energy.
So, he made a decision. He cut it all out. No more chasing. No more drama.
“Since then,” he said, “I’ve had full concentration on my work. And because of that, I’m doing really well.”
And he wasn’t lying.
He’s into tech. He’s building something huge—an app that, according to him, will shake up Africa. He even told me the idea, and honestly, I was shocked. It’s bold. It’s powerful. And the crazy part? He’s already done with the web app. Right now, he’s building the bridge for expansion.
I sat there listening, half inspired, half confused.
On one hand, I saw his confidence, his focus, his progress. I saw someone who didn’t let urges, relationships, or society’s pressure derail him.
On the other hand, I wondered—was he truly right? Is masturbation really what saved him? Or is it just his discipline, his choice to put concentration above pleasure?
Maybe what saved him wasn’t the act itself… but the mindset behind it.
Maybe he simply refused to be controlled by others, and chose to control himself.
And that choice—whether people agree with it or not—gave him peace, focus, and direction.
Now, I’m left with the question: is he correct? Or is it just his own way of surviving in a distracting world?
Ive been masturbating for the past three years and I can tell you for free that my life is messed up im always feeling unwilling to do anything and I'm always unsuccessful at what ever I manage to do worst of all I keep having demonic dreams and weird experience when ever I masturbate at midnight sometimes it feels as if someone is sitting on top of me and I can move or say anything and there will always be this black shadow that I see speaking in a language I can't understand long story short there is nothing good about masturbation it's demonic and sh!t
AMI3: I swear if this kind of thing was to happen in other regions heads could have roll?
I love this northerners they always speak in one voice. Sw, ss,and se are so sperated . This region can sell their own for peanuts
Only in the North would people protest in defense of bandits, calling them 'our sons, brothers, fathers.' The real joke? The educated elites are the masterminds behind it, keeping the masses uneducated so they can easily manipulate them. Blind loyalty, illiteracy, and elite schemes all rolled into one. If this happened anywhere else, heads would have rolled. Northern 'unity'? Nah, it's just controlled nonsense.