BoredBerry:
Who doesn't want sex? Let's be honest...

I don't, for now (a teenager). If you come to me with sex, I might beat you. Except you can seduce well well like madamvanessa

GoLEarn:


Dumb comment. Expected

Do as your username names. Aye?

Dickjo:


^^Story
brother so u sayin u stand in front of naaaked women & u never no wot to do...correct?..so men make yor priiick had insted of women..correct? shame on u for being gay sir..and then u say u shy away from women but become happy when boys hug u..correct? bro this is a shamful act...i strongly advise u start watching plenty blue film now ...or else u will end up marrrrying man..real talk!!! (no oofeisne)

Leave me alone. If you think I'm gay, I don't care. You thinking that isn't gonna change the fact that I'm not one.

Meanwhile, where did I say I stood in front of a female and my D was flaccid? I've never been in such situation. Also, It's like you're ignoring my point. I don't find it easy conversing with girls because I find it difficult to bring up topics to keep conversations flowing, since my interests differs from that most girls, except they're willing to do the talking. If things are favorable, having a few friends that are girls, instead of all boys isn't something that I would reject.

I'm a Christian. Gay, homosexual is a no go area for me. Sex too is. Even if I had a GF, I'm not sure if we would engage in secual activities untill marriage. Although I do not what the results of a seduction would be.

So CR7 is playing in Europa league next season?

Dickjo:


all yor friend are boys but u not gay...realy?. we belif u.

anyways,..bro u hav notin to be shame about. if u gay juss admit it. at least. its yor human right & u can now marry man under new sharia law! (true story sir)

How I'm I when I'm not attracted to or find boys attractive? I have male friends because I'm male also. I play games with them, discuss football, politics, and stuffs with them. Something I could never do with girls.
I'm not exactly comfortable in the presence of girls. I'm the shy type, it's my personality so I have accepted it and even love it.
If you have female friends what exactly are you gonna do with them? Nothing. Girls are entirely interested in things that boys find girly. What would I be discussing with one? Football? Games? Politics? Military?
Im interested in these things. If I can find a girl that enjoys talking aboyr the listed above, then hell yeah we can be friends. But most of the time I'm with a girl, I'm always speechless because nothing to say. So I'd rather hang around with the boys.

Orgasmgiver123:


First of all, exchanging words with teenagers ain’t my thing but since all the elders in your house are too busy fvcking around, I’ll school you.

school me when I'm clearly more intellectually sound than you, old man? The elders in my house are quite busy, correct. Except with work. My old man and mom just returned from church. I had my reasons not to go today. My elder brother is an officer in the nigerian airforce, so obviously he is "busy". My sister is married. So obviously my elders are "busy", except unlike you assumed, "fűcking" around, they're actually busy being productive unlike a pathetic inbred like you displaying your foolishness on a public forum

I’m very sure you masturbated before creating this thread, this thread was motivated by post nut clarity.

I wouldn't be so sure holmes. If you're called to defend your accusations, could you? Smart-ass

You type like someone who sex has dealt with his family real bad. Tell me, was your sister or mum raped by hoodlums ?
Or does your big bro or dad spend too much money in the brothel ?

demigod22
This is a question for you. What adult brings the family of the teen into an argument he is having with him, if not a stupid and idiotic one? This guy is the epitome of stupidity and its not even a joke.

If you like talk to people about sex like an aggressive mad man, no one will ever take you serious, you know why? Because you are an imbeçile who masturbation has taken the better part of.

Im a madman and no one would take me serious because I "used" to be a Masturbator? Well that might be true, but how about your father who is the number one Masturbator in the world, and indeed the man I learnt from first hand? Would you agree that your father is a disgrace to nature for being my mentor? I await your answer.

I gat a little prayer for you and your folks
If you or any member of your family have ever engaged in sex for just pleasure, amadioha will strike you with stroke.

you're trying really hard but it's not working, bud. Give it a break. You don't act tough from behind a keyboard, you're a pussy ass nigger. Get your stupid self to my presence and watch me splash the environment with your brain matter. You wouldn't stand a second against me.

I guess you have masturbated every nutrient out of your lil dîck and you don’t feel it again that’s why you suddenly want others to be like you . Quote me anywhere, you will fail with this your yeye movement. People and organisations better than you have tried but made little or no success, what makes you think you’ll make an exception.

Demigod22 lmaaaao please have a quick look at the highlighted and tell me if this guy isn't some inbred who has probably never seen the four walls of a classroom Masturbate away nutrients? I don't even know who the fućk I should even reply this. Your statement is so dumb it makes me wonder if you've a brain.
Is your brainlessness hereditary? Or perhaps just a few working brain cells you've got huh? Gotta be that cus ain't nowhere a murthafucka with no dead brain cells would be saying that
Shut the hell up old man. You bring disgrace to your family and generation at large. The Google you refer me to read up the benefits of having sex, also lists the advantages of masturbating to one's health. Where you got the information that masturbating leads to release of nutrients from the body is a misery that marvels me, ngl

When you get married ( thats if any woman will marry an îmbecile like you ) make sure you only fvck your wife when you want to make babies, the gardener and next door neighbour will gladly help you expand her pûssy.

Shut the hell up. An idiot, a complete idiot like you should NOT tell me what to do when im married. I would even prefer listening to a dog than you, since dogs have more working brain cells than you ever had.

This is the last time I’ll respond to your quote, you’re not worth wasting my few kilobytes on.
And yes, your mention still smells like diapers and baby food.

OK BOOMER. you don't have to reply. Just log out and face the realities of your miserable life your ranting ends here

I don’t brag about strength online
If you are very sure you can fvck me up within a minute or two ( your terms ), just pm me, add a location, come with your family members, undertakers and a casket as tall as you.
I promise to make it very slow and excruciatingly painful


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Yh dude, if he sure you, drop a Pic here with your maggot infested face showing all over it, as well as your phone number linked with your NIN, and see if boys don't visit you within 48 hours.

Dickjo:




so u rather do schoool homework insted of chasssin women..correct?.....son do u no that can make u tourn u to gay? ..juss sayin sir!!(no ofience)

I've never had any girlfriend or female friend in my entire life. All my friends "were" boys, still not gay. I don't think I'm attracted to boys.
Yeah, I'm not offended thanks

Demigod22:


LoL, you are arrogantly displaying your dumb ass genuinely. "Illiteracy" is inability to read and write. Obviously, I read your write up and you already read mine, but you poorly attempt to prove non-existent point won't let your deflated ego accept the fact. You don't go around and call people illiterate because you are impressed by the word.

Left only to return to 4 pathetic mentions. Let me start with your lil punk ass.
Illiteracy is the inability to read and right, yes?
Yes and no. Please go back to primary school you're an embarrassment to your community.
When I called you and illiterate, I meant a "functional illiteracy", not the one you call someone with inability to write or read.
The funny thing, if you were educated, you probably would've been able to know that not all illterates lack the ability to read and write. Too bad you've made an outright fool of yourself and existence. Now get behind me old man. you may be older than me, but that's it. Even with your level of education, which I doubt greatly, you're still nowhere near a teen who is yet to receive lectures in a university class.

Orgasmgiver123:

Lol
It is very simple, if you don’t want to be categorised with the embarrassments ( your terms ) just commit suicide before your 20th birthday.
Masturbation has finished you, na small small boys like this dey Bleep goat and sheep because of high level of konji

If you are serious about whipping me, pm me let me meet you somewhere for a fist fight since you’re so confident with your phone.


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Commit suicide over what? You assume I'm a melancholic or something? What a joke. The fact that I believe a huge chunk of our Youths including you, are disgraceful elements are who are a waste of space, doesn't mean I don't look forward to my youthful days. If you think little but disastrous things like this would demotivate me to the point that I'll result to commiting suicide, then you might wanna stop thinking from your little punk ass, cus ain't no way that's happening.

I made that masturbation post a year ago. How the hell do you still think I'm still suffering from masturbation excessively? I've broken from the bondage of that shit so shut the fućk up and Sit your ass down you swine!

Damn keyboard warrior. I bet I would slap you around in real life. I could fućk you up in a minute or two. I've dealt with absolute mōrons like you before, so doing it again wouldn't be difficult. Tell me where you live

Demigod22:


LoL, seeing the sentence" in the Bible is enough reason for me to end this argument" I want us to logically and intellectually understand each other, but I guess it can't happen since you are looking at it from religious perspective.

Religion can not take the place of my logic, I don't use religion to assess people and their choices because religion encourage ignorance and Creed, it's full of doctrines and deception.

You won. I left the group chat.

See why I said your intellectual capacity and IQ is obviously low hence you struggle to make any coherent meanings in your writeup?

Re-read what I wrote and try to comprehend, you bellend! Perhaps you didn't see where I wrote " 'even' in the Bible"? Emphasis on the "even"? If you comprehended the statement, you would've been able to deduce that I just sited that text and added it to the context. For you to read the entire writeup and concluded that I was arguing from a religious perspective it actually exposes your level of illetracy. I doubt if you're even educated at this point

Orgasmgiver123:


I hope your lil dîck doesn’t fall of soon
According to your masturbation writeup, you should be 21 by now
21 ain't no teenager to me



Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

You assume my duck is little? You knucklehead! I should have you whipped.
I'm 19, turning into 20 in the coming months, meaning I'll be categorized into the same Youths as you're which would be an embarrassment tbh

Demigod22:
Then one evening she chatted me up and we had an argument because I told her I am not religious and she wants to enforce religion on me . After the argument she informed me that she lost the topics I sent earlier that I should resend it which I ignored. Since then if she is calling I don't answer nor reply her messages.

Meanwhile

Demigod22:

I am a great guy too. SUG president, best graduating student, school entertainer, fellowship leader , popular and selfless, which most people know in school.

A nigger keeps contradicting himself

Demigod22:
I met a Muslim lady in my final year, she was in her penultimate year. I was having reckless sex with plenty girls so my guys prevailed on me to at least get a girlfriend.

My God, what is wrong with the Youths of this country?

GoLEarn:


I'm a Pharmacy student and I can list more than 10 health benefits of sex
Why not seek knowledge before coming on a public forum to bant.

Then put your money where your mouth is, dude

Orgasmgiver123:


Your mention stinks of diapers and baby food
Guy see ehn
If you like carry megaphone enter street or people house, you can’t change anybody, just relax and continue with your celibacy. Let he who wants to fvck fvck, as long as they ain’t doing it on your bed.
Why not channel this energy to something else instead of being obsessed with other people’s bedroom business. This place is filled with teenagers like yourself, that’s why we come across immature comments here and there.
Rest and leave people that want to fvck alone


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

This sounds exactly like what the average Nigerian youth would say. It's embarrassing knowing fully well that soon, I'll be a youth hence in the same categories with the likes of you.

"mind your business.... They don't engage in the act in your goddamn bed, do they? Let them fućk whenever they want.... Doesn't concern you"

This is what you said, no? Imagine the audacity. The effontry. For a grown ass man to make a silly statement like this, it goes to show that the majority of our Youths are well beyond redemption. Perhaps I should even give up in trying to enlighten you lots and make you realize that youre engaging in sex for the wrong reasons, and not for the purpose it exists? While I cannot deny the fact that changing your mentalities would be horrendously toilsome to achieve, it's not enough to make my motivation to change it abate

I will see to it that Youths and teens of this country, do NOT engage in sexual acts except to reproduce. It's how it ought to be

Demigod22:

If you are too lazy to visit library, at least, the internet is for you to assess. You should equip yourself intellectually before coming to public forum to arrogantly display your ignorance.

nope, I think your intellectually capacity is actually low, compared to mine. Honestly, for someone who claims to know alot to come here and drop blunders, it goes to show that Youths of this country are ignorant of the fact that they're lazy folks who don't know shit, exactly what the president said. How is sex pleasurable and how does it improve one's health? You failed to give any tangible answer with hard evidence to back up your claim, instead challenging me to go and search for answers on Google. I could tell a little boy that the earth is flat, and without anything to backup my claim, tell him to confirm on Google. There are many answers that would confirm my claim to him, despite it being false.

Maybe you experience dysfunctional body system, if you are a female I would have believed that your clitoris have been tampered with, because every healthy normal animal, including the Mammals which you and I belong knows that sex is pleasurable, except you.

no, that would be you! Oh, perhaps we've got ourselves a biologist? You're one huh? You damn bug! Like mammals, other organism engage in sexual and asexual act to REPRODUCE. Micro organism like amoeba, hydra, paramecium, fungi etc all engage in sexual reproduction one way or the other. Animals from pisces, amphibians, reptiles, etc, like mammals, engage in the act but its been recorded nowhere that it's because of the pleasures, which you've failed to prove even exists in the first place. It is instead to breed! Nothing else. Animals and plants engage in sexual and asexual acts to reproduce, nothing else!

You even take pride in ignorance that you don't even know the health benefits of sex and you rush to discuss sex in public forum where we have doctors and nurses, where we have teachers. At least, use your phone and Google health benefits of sex.

I've addressed this in my first paragraph. You're the ignorant one here.

I even read the part you want to do everything for our youths to stop having sex before marriage. Beautiful goal, at least, you got a life purpose. Go ahead and let's see how far your efforts will take you.

In the Bible, God said to man. Go and replenish the earth...... through reproduction, no? The likes of condom and other completely demonic stuffs that could stop women from conceiving when they engaged in sexual acts with men didn't exist untill a century ago.
So OBVIOUSLY women were bound to conceive, meaning they apparently didn't engage in sexual activities except to reproduce. If you think degrading me or my plans would make me back down, then I'm sorry to burst your bubble. Every Nigerian youth, including you would be made to realize that you've been brainwashed into thinking sex isn't just for reproduction. Every youth and teen will NOT engage in sex unless they plan to reproduce. This is my goal

Thinking that sex should happen only for reproduction is the most uneducated stuff I have read from this forum.

Bold of you to make a statement like this. Have you read your reply? Did you even go through it? Pls do and compare it with mine. I'm sure you'd be surprised when within after the comparison, you conclude "within" you that your epistle is the dumbęst and uneducated stuff you've read on this forum

Orgasmgiver123:


You are not any better after all


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

All of you quoting my previous posts, what is your problem exactly? I made those posts because of curiosity. Teens are very gullible folks and can be easily shaped in their thinkings. The fact that I'm no more making those kind pathetic posts, instead voicing against premature sex and discussions, it goes to show that with a little more education, and exposure to the truth, Youths like you could actually change for good. The truth is you Youths think nothing other than sex, and sex itself isn't something that one ought to engage in or even have the time to talk about except its time for breeding. Change like I did

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

This niggar is just one overrated kiddo

Very overrated, Mbapoe

Mbappe says he dreams of playing in real Madrid, dey just increase salary and also giving him power and authority over players, coach, decision makings, he doesn't seem to remember Madrid again.I'm seeing on news now that real Madrid has reported psg to uefa and the French football authority's. See how psg dey spend money like water, and they expect that other clubs without money would be able to compete with them? How he Wan happen for the farmers league? It's like playing a multi-player game with someone and the guy is busy using trainers/cheats/command, and people would be expecting you to win. How he Wan happen?
Uefa should place an obvious cap limit on the amounts a club can spend not shifting goal posts

Oblivionz5:


Me sef no understand. I’m usually surprised when I see lil boys and young guys like me always thinking about nothing but sex.
And these hoes ain’t helping the situation.

I completely agree with you. Even in my class, it has become a normal thing. Sometimes you would see a few girls and boys engaging in serious discussions that you would think they're debating and arguing on the decisions that could vitally help in the improvement of the country if made only to walk up on them and realizing that they're talking about sex.
I almost unleashed my anger on one of the girls in my class who was asking me about my favorite position.
I'm expecting Seun and Lalasticlacla to do more to filter out all discussions related to sex the moment they're made and the accounts making them completely banned.

Demigod22:
Sex is very important in human life, apart from the [s] sexual pleasure, the health advantage of sex [/s] too. Sex education should be encouraged among youths and teenagers.

Premarital sex is wrong, according to religious beliefs, it's a sin of fornication.
Morally, it's also wrong, but then the youths are dancing to the music of 21st century.

I like sex but I still know that sex should happen between married adults.

Even plants have sex.

How is sex pleasurable? And how is it an advantage to one's health? Please let's be guided in what we say. Not everyone is gullible, so the sooner yall drop this mentality that you can drop absolutely untrue claims and people would believe it should be dropped immediately.

Yes, sex education should be taught. Teens and Youths should be taught to abstain completely from sex except when it's time to reproduce. I saw one comment a guy made on a thread today. He said he believes sex shouldn't be engaged in except for reproduction. I completely agree with him and I'm going to try as much as possible to make sure it's adhered to by our Youths and teens.

Your English sucks

Just have a look at this thread with more than 2 million views https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/ashawo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo

I think it's getting out of hand. Every direction and corner you go on this forum, you see boys and girls discussing about sex. I don't get it. Is it because of the high unemployment rate in the country that has caused this amongst our Youths? Everywhere you go, you see them in their thousands, talking about relationships, drilling, best positions, ashawo, mouth action etc. Its getting out of hand. Each time I see the average Nigerian girls I begin to weigh withing me "what's the probability that this girl hasn't had sex a couple of times?" don't blame me because I'm beginning to think the president was right when he said Nigerian Youths are lazy. Because If the Youths were channeling this energy into things productive, this country wouldn't have been how it is. If they were using the money they spend on hiring people with kpekus to have fun, instead spending them on businesses, they probably would've lifted themselves out of poverty. If you've the time, ask one of our Youths if he can give just an estimate of how much he's spent on sex, you'd be surprise to hear 3 million at minimum.

I am still a teen, I certainly aren't happy with the fact that the Youths of this country, who are the people are look up to, are wasting their precious time on things that wouldnt bring about any form of development whatsoever

Buy "Destined to reign" by Joseph prince.
Read it and if your addiction does not vanish, call me a bastard!

PRESIDENT2003:
Well let me put to you... Your first sex must be raw and shouldn't be with a brothel wh0re.
( The discovery and satisfaction in 1st sex is unequalled to anything in the world)... After that, you can engage the brothel as much as you wish (with a condom)


Try as much as possible to get a girlfriend, if you don't know how to woo a lady, I volunteer to teach you.

Sometimes I ask God why he had to create me the way I am today. Nothing is more difficult to me than keeping an eye to eye contact with the opposite gender, talk less saying hello.

I had this one I admired then during my early days at school. I somewhat believe she felt d same way for me but since I couldn't engage her, my best friend had her Las Las. I had two other friends and they always joking said I was cursed.

This last opposite gender came, I never got interested in her but I guess she seduced me.
I believe I started loving her with time as I started thinking about her at most times.
At the end of the day, I figured out I was just being used as a result of being very vulnerable. I realised all she ever wanted was money, though not 100% sure.

I moved on with the mentality that most girls are useless. I don't believe in girlfriends again

I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique

I'll go straight to the point.

So I started Masturbating at about 15years old, if I'm correct . I was in JSS3 then, I think. I finished secondary school after writing waec and passing in 2019 and I'm still..... You know, doing it. (Embarrassed)

Now for the past 1 to 1.5years,ive been trying my best to break free from this addiction. Sometimes I would go 1 month without doing it, sometimes 2 months. I remember I've once gone 3 months before. The thing is, no matter how long I go, at the end of the day (las Las), I still end up doing it (going back to my vomit).

I can remember vowing about 1 month ago that the one I did then would be the very last. Well today, I ended up going to my vomit again. I couldn't even abstain from it for even one month. I'm so disappointed in myself, I've been disappointed in myself since I did it. I feel like I'm very very useless and I should just take my life, I should probably call it a day.

That wouldn't happen, of course, if I can get any help or tip that can help me fix this challenge, on this forum.

I'm not new. I've an account here already but created this one to avoid unnecessary embarrassment from people who already knw me. Sorry for breaking a rule, Lalasticlala.

Ps: I'm a virgin who havent even kissed before. I plan on remaining that way untill marriage