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PoliticsRe: State Police Won’t Fix Insecurity, Ezekwesili Urges Full Restructuring by blackpanda: 1:42pm On Jun 16
Gotocourt:
I'm a northerner and there are lots of vast ungoverned territories. I believe arming rural communities with automatic tools or employ them as LGA security should be the best approach. The federal, state police and military will come as back up 📌💯.
And who will fund the State Policehuh States that are owing months in salaries to their workers or the Federal Government?
if its Federal Government, then it means nothing has changed. if its States , from where will they get the funds
In the end the State police will enventually become more unknown gunmen
PoliticsRe: State Police Won’t Fix Insecurity, Ezekwesili Urges Full Restructuring by blackpanda: 1:41pm On Jun 16
Kobicove:
Just imagine the nightmare one will face when travelling by road...you might encounter policemen from 6 or 7 different states then also have to deal with federal policemen.

If there is an accidental discharge by a policeman and it results in death, finding the culprit will be virtually impossible because all the states will deny culpability!
WISDOM!!!
PoliticsRe: State Police Won’t Fix Insecurity, Ezekwesili Urges Full Restructuring by blackpanda: 1:41pm On Jun 16
integrity16:
She meant full autonomy to federating units, let state control their resources while they remit taxes to the centre. That has been their song since time immemorial.
Who is stopping states from controlling their resourceshuh
PoliticsRe: State Police Won’t Fix Insecurity, Ezekwesili Urges Full Restructuring by blackpanda: 1:40pm On Jun 16
zoedew:
In one breath you are asking for your girls to be brought back while in another breath you say State Police is not it🧐. Truth is, no one knows the terrain better than State Police. Everywhere in the world that policing g has been properly done community and state police has been the way to go! The Sheriff knows almost everyone in his town and they know him. In the typical Borough it is not a secret that your next door neighbour is a police man or woman who will help tell your folks back home when the day's work is done that he just locked you up for some infraction and that your folks get dinner across to you in the cell!😅
And who will fund the State Policehuh States that are owing months in salaries to their workers or the Federal Governmenthuh
if its Federal Government, then it means nothing has changed. if its States , from where will they get the funds
In the end the State police will enventually become more unknown gunmen
PoliticsRe: Rep Riley: World Must Not Forget Christian Genocide In Nigeria – US Congressman by blackpanda: 8:54pm On Jun 14
donleo92:
Yes ooooh!!!! sad

Them don finish christains for north oooh

Christian life matters in Northern Nigeria
who be this onehuh
omor wake up from your slumber. American doesnt give two ffs about u
PoliticsRe: Rep Riley: World Must Not Forget Christian Genocide In Nigeria – US Congressman by blackpanda: 8:53pm On Jun 14
i hear you
You love Nigerians so much that you are forcing us to convert to GMO
You love Nigeria so much that you place blanket ban on all Nigerians, including the so called christians that you claim are victims of genocide
You love Nigeria so much that you spread death and disease, poison our crops especially ginger and mobilize Bill Gates to come and harvest organs herehuh

God punish all of you. Sick Satanists
PoliticsRe: Rep Riley: World Must Not Forget Christian Genocide In Nigeria – US Congressman by blackpanda: 8:50pm On Jun 14
SHUT UP!!

EVIL SCAMMERS. HAVE YOU FINISH FIXING THE DEATH CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
GENOCIDE MY FOOT!
Jokes EtcTips To Avoid Being Kidnapped by blackpanda(op): 12:59pm On Jun 11
TIPS TO AVOID BEING KIDNAPPED
1. Lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.
2. Or just stay stunned and frozen without moving. Average human weight is 70kg, it almost doubles if you stiffen your body – making it hard to lift you.
3. If that doesn’t work, instead of running away run towards the kidnappers. It may just scare them into running the other way
4. Once you sight the kidnapper, immediately start pretending that you are mentally unstable. A little drool here and incessant ticks should tell them that taking you will be way too much stress
5. This is not the time to be skinny. Eat at least 6 times a day – the more the better. The fatter you are the heavier it will be to carry you
6. One sure way to let them know you are not normal is to smile. Don’t panic, don’t shout…just smile. They will avoid you.
7. Beg them that you will like to join their group. They might fall for it and give you enough chance to be able to contact authorities
8. Quit all beauty regimen for now. It is dangerous to be beautiful in captivity. Don’t give your kidnappers any ideas.
9. If you are captured in the bush, once its night draw a circle around you, make funny signs and start chanting incantations. It may scare your kidnappers
10. Abandon all reason and decorum. Panic and scream like hell.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Wears Jacket With Names Of Kidnapped Oyo Students & Teachers by blackpanda: 12:29pm On Jun 11
Reference:
Oga, it is about humanity which is levels beyond your crass politicking.

Let him govern well and be winning to his hearts content since that is all you folks know.

The country is being run aground and that is all that you can think about.

Failed citizens everywhere you look. You will have thought they learnt anything from the storied 2014 insecurity. No, they were busy playing stupid politics then and are still playing stupid politics now.
The one thing Nigerians are exceptionally good at is: COMPLAINING grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Wears Jacket With Names Of Kidnapped Oyo Students & Teachers by blackpanda: 12:27pm On Jun 11
CodeTemplar:
What the useless APC FG doing about it?
if they are useless as you say, what else do u expecthuh
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap 50 Zamfara Elders On Reconciliation Mission by blackpanda: 4:23pm On Jun 08
Ibehchizzy:
One Nigeria is impossible
Emergency lovers of Nigeria when it suits them below
As if igbos arent kidnapping other igbos in the east
Abeggi
HealthRe: Is Bow Legs Hereditary? by blackpanda: 9:19pm On May 30
motionarena:
Is bowlegs hereditary?
My woman has bowed legs n plan on getting married soon

Want to know if there is a chance of my kids getting bowed as am not ready to deal with that.
if she is a good woman, marry her. forget bow leg
if u marry a bad woman, u are as good as d**d
CrimeRe: Nigerian Catholic Priest, Anthony Odiong Convicted Of Sexual Assault In The USA. by blackpanda: 9:16pm On May 30
psalmsjob:
Priesthood is a scam. God never asked any man to be without a wife but Catholic church has brain washed many people especially in south east of nigeria where they worship reverend fathers more than God. And Catholic church introduce fallacies into Christianity like the 3-God doctorine and the worship of molded images they bow to in thr name of worshipping the "mother of God" tueh.

Most reverend fathers have sex with reversisters and parishioners freely in Nigeria where non of their "victims" partners in crime raise alarm and those who try to are excommunicated and maligned.

The same goes for their pentecostal counterparts simply because Jesus never called anybody to worship God in a building called Church so there's nothing going on in such places that is of God.
You will just sit down carry keyboard and be typing rubbish
Are u a catholichuh or are u a priesthuh
Pls go and sit down
CrimeRe: Nigerian Catholic Priest, Anthony Odiong Convicted Of Sexual Assault In The USA. by blackpanda: 9:14pm On May 30
nairalanda1:
Source : Nigerian Vanguard newspaper
when its a bad news they will say he is a Nigerian
But when it is good news or super star or discovery in science that is when US will claim him'
Abeggi
PoliticsRe: Yvonne Jegede Calls Out Tinubu Supporters by blackpanda: 2:09pm On May 29
MEGAWATCH:
Only God knows why Tinubu supporters loves suffering so much,

They can even kill anybody who want to stop them from suffering.

Somebody once said they are under a very strong SPELL and I don't doubt him.



🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ok whom should we vote for?
PoliticsRe: Yvonne Jegede Calls Out Tinubu Supporters by blackpanda: 2:08pm On May 29
what is wrong with this mumu
Anty abeg go and kpai. see this olosho
PoliticsRe: Public Approval Of President Tinubu Stands At 30.2% - EBDA Mid-Term Survey Finds by blackpanda: 1:40pm On May 29
mrvitalis:
Nah between 1999 and 2015 Nigerian GDP grew over 9times that's 900% in 16 years

We produce many industries, music grew, Nollywood golden age happened then

Radio and tv boom

Banking sector grew
Insurance grew
Micro finance industry grew
Telecom grew and many more

We have dropped 50% + of our GDP since APC came into power

The above is fact

You obviously don't know what good governance means, and how to identify capable leaders if I were you I would do more research and souvl searching
Delusions of grandeur
Since return to democracy in 1999 NOTHING HAS BEEN GOING WELL FOR NIGERIANS
Forget all this your manufactured crap above
PoliticsRe: “over 24 Hours Later, The False Narrative Against Me Has Failed Completely,” VDM by blackpanda: 12:46pm On May 29
Honestly VDM deserves whatever comes to him
Sometimes people should be careful how u speak. U keep poking the bear, when they deal with u now u start crying human rights
PoliticsRe: Public Approval Of President Tinubu Stands At 30.2% - EBDA Mid-Term Survey Finds by blackpanda: 12:26pm On May 29
mrvitalis:
You don't see them as better because you are not capable of reasoning with logic

You have tried Tinubu and he has failed the only logical option is to try another person it's logic
You are the one that lacks logic here. You are only moved by ego
Yopu having been trying different people since 1999, yet nigeria just keeps going down
Anybody with common sense should know that the problem is not the system, its the people!
PoliticsRe: Public Approval Of President Tinubu Stands At 30.2% - EBDA Mid-Term Survey Finds by blackpanda: 12:12pm On May 29
mrvitalis:
You supported Buhari now Tinubu... You obvious don't know the criteria to choose a good leader

Maybe it's time to vote people you don't want
Does Nigeria have any good leaderhuh
Both Obi and Atiku are thieves. I dont see them doing anything better. Infact obi is worse cos he wont even be able to control his own govt
Nigeria's problem is nigerians. Everybody is greedy and wicked. Nothing will ever change till Nigerians change.
PoliticsRe: Public Approval Of President Tinubu Stands At 30.2% - EBDA Mid-Term Survey Finds by blackpanda: 10:40am On May 29
mrvitalis:
How can 30% approve Tinubu? How? Are they mentally ok?

You see the direction we are heading and you are like this is what I voted for? This is what I want for Nigeria?
so who should we support? Atikuhuh or the delusional Obihuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Doctor Pulled Knife, Threatened Pharmacist, Attempted To Rob Pharmacy by blackpanda: 4:50pm On May 25
Nwaikpe:
So that country still keeps defeating your 56 countries?
Please explain.
I dont need to explain what u already know. Dont ask silly questions
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Doctor Pulled Knife, Threatened Pharmacist, Attempted To Rob Pharmacy by blackpanda: 12:50pm On May 25
Nwaikpe:
You guys keep getting intimidated by a country.

I mean, 56 countries and 2 billion people, being intimidated by just 1 country with 10 million inhabitants.
But is not one country.
It is one country that enslaved America and by extension, the entire west!
watch the news buddy
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Doctor Pulled Knife, Threatened Pharmacist, Attempted To Rob Pharmacy by blackpanda: 12:49pm On May 25
Jangbajantis:
So what? Being Israeli doesn't automatically make one crime free.

BTW, is the doctor an IDF fighter?

Some Isralis are Muslims too. Check whether he bleated 'Allah Akbar!' while threatening the pharmacist.

Failed try at mudslinging by terror lovers lol!
You are always so protective of people who hate you
When will y'all wake uphuh
CelebritiesRe: Reactions As Chike Shares Another Post About Pity by blackpanda: 1:45pm On May 19
Ohraykon:
and you wish naija evil by supporting tinubu? who are you working for satan or GOD?
where did u see me support Tinubu or u just like typing rubbishhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Fury As Donald Trump Sues US Government, Settles Case For $1.8 Billion by blackpanda: 1:37pm On May 19
And guess what? The Republicans will keep supporting him . loooool grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Fury As Donald Trump Sues US Government, Settles Case For $1.8 Billion by blackpanda: 1:36pm On May 19
Sensiblerealist:
Trump don turn full scale imperialist. The American Emperor himself. Be like say this guy fit just create 3rd term agenda
That is his definite goal.
They are already in court to test whether he can contest lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Fury As Donald Trump Sues US Government, Settles Case For $1.8 Billion by blackpanda: 1:35pm On May 19
wizzprince:
Trump my man of all times
Ehen na. Na only bad things you de like
Foreign AffairsRe: Fury As Donald Trump Sues US Government, Settles Case For $1.8 Billion by blackpanda: 1:35pm On May 19
HAHAHAHAHA

Nigerian Government are learners

Omor! Ayam speechlessss grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Reactions As Chike Shares Another Post About Pity by blackpanda: 1:34pm On May 19
Kingozymandias:
Let me guess you are Yoruba right? no need to argue with you then. Yo u will only see everything from the prism of tribalism. Bye undecided
NO, I AM NOT YORUBA.
CelebritiesRe: Reactions As Chike Shares Another Post About Pity by blackpanda: 11:16am On May 19
I never used to like Frank. But honestly nobody deserves that kind of evil person for a wife

And this full Chike that feels hes catching cruise, your end will be a disaster

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