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googles:
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come back here. . . and repeat wat you just said

Googles - wassup - i can run some searches.

nl romance section has gone to the dogs


poster - one big eehidot

Another made up thrash


Firstly Llyods is not the biggest bank in the U.K , Secondly No such place called Victora in north london.


Then he told her he had a white lady partner with 3 half caste children and can’t do such cheating, but the Nigeria sister then insisted just get me pregnant s as 2nd wife and she offered him £50,000,000 pounds cash, my friend told her to give him time to think it over, please we need advice here from serious minded guys here please, what will you do.

He cant cheat after sleeping with her - Some many contradictions in this yeye made up shit

Is it by force to start a post  - eeehidot 

Ayatullah:
A warning, just like Huricane Katrina, beware Nigerians, gambling and lewd shows anger the Almighty GOD.[color=#990000][/color]

STF up. loser

what profit is there when a man loses his soul because of earthly possession. Abeg if he wants to die please allow him - why not try the empire state building ,na sure banker be that.

what is the meaning of what was written before my initial post.





gbodimowo

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Thank you sir

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess
I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can
diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00.

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples
from his wife and daughter. To top it
off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.

Your dog has ringworm.
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant . . . twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.

Cyhoney

I see am o  - Element run fast abeg  - i wan enter bees nest - i go eat honey tire

cynthoney:
how u wan take finish her off blacksta?!!!

she yab me / and i yab her back.

cyhoney - abeg give me small honey make i taste

cynthoney:
ma luv life no be public matter!
wen we r hving a fight,we go invite u
but now,we dey joli joli,we no nid u yet

aiite hunie!

Lol - abeg have mercy on Element  -before the guy dissolve.

cynthoney:
i dey work as usual! wetin man pikin fit do?

blackie no fit dey bored na,

person wey dey skirt-chase for ma presence, as i no kuku dey, e go do every every

Haba  - na so u tag me  - that baby was yabbing me for no reason - sa i dey jobless and i talk say i go finish am off if she no behave herself

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

cynthoney:
wia eva u want it to be babie

make we start with fb

Element G:
hmm now dats wat i call a lady's gallery of men

blackie, which number u dey for her gallery?

your mouth like 3some - u wan enter.

cynthoney:
i get it now

wat u doing today?

nuthin much - might see a film later

how bodi sef - for u your end

cynthoney:
Honie,r u now denying me?

u kw wia i come from,im ladies r entitled to marrying more dan 2husband at the same time

so,u r highly invited!!!

Me i no mind then - if the terms and conditions be like that

where d the invite dey sef

nurrin much - wetin dey happen for your end

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

chika98:
Jesus Mary and Joseph. . Shey you never hear sey I no dey do Forum flirting?

Forum flirting? u must be tripping / abeg move make i see thread/ please go back to your retirement home abeg - lol

cynthoney:
u always hv a greenlight from me abi u dey fear say ma bobo go fight u?

of course im on fb and yahoo! who isnt?!!!

I no fear abeg - na just friendly trip / no strings attached / oya send me invite - cheers

A bank holiday is a public holiday in both the United Kingdom and Ireland.  I think in the past  - holiday started with bank workers (half hour breaks) and eventually became a full day/  before it was signed into law in the 1894

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A bank holiday is a public holiday in both the United Kingdom and Ireland

dont want to bore you but read below

Bank Holidays Act 1871
Prior to 1834, the Bank of England observed about thirty-three saints' days and religious festivals as holidays, but in 1834, this was reduced to just four: 1 May, 1 November, Good Friday, and Christmas Day. In 1871, the first legislation relating to bank holidays was passed when Liberal Politician and Banker, Sir John Lubbock introduced the Bank Holidays Act 1871 which specified the days in the table set out below.[1] Sir John was an enthusiastic supporter of cricket and was firmly of the belief that bank employees should have the opportunity to participate in and attend matches when they were scheduled. Included in the dates of bank holidays are therefore dates when cricket games were traditionally played between the villages in the region where Sir John was raised.[citation needed] The English people were so thankful that they called the first Bank Holidays 'St. Lubbock's Days' for a while.[2] Scotland was treated separately because of its separate traditions; for example, New Year is a more important holiday there


according to wikipedia

cynthoney:
wen do u want to come sweetie?

Anytime when i get green light / r u on yahoo/fb

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

cynthoney:
already at work!

That quick - so when am i coming to montpellier

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Abeg I just wake - so Engine is just warming up - will have u for breakfast

chika98:
^^ Enjoy ya self. Even those wey no get work wan join Holiday too abi? LOL

Lol - You dey use style yab me abi - I get job - make i post my payslip for here.

your mouth like turkey mouth

chika98:
Bank Holiday is just an excuse for you lot to lazy about and do nothing.

How can banks have a holiday anyways? I need to google that

The name "bank holiday" is synonymous . It is a very old name abeg dont hate- when u lot dey do your many thanksgiving  - nobody complains

abeg make i enjoy my rest  

u.k


na you go make me enjoy am - where u dey since

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Some of us r still on holiday - today is a public holiday

cynthoney:
old joke but niceee

Hey wassup - no sleep

@Aisha2

It is too late to help.