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iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sumo Wrestler [/color]

I thought as much - u need a fit somebodi

I wanted to shat agained

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You have no idea [/color]

An American footballer

Missy B:

u like that one abi

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Steal ke? Even if i wanted him erhh it stolen, he erhhh i[b]t won't budge[/b] [/color]

overweight i guess

Missy B:
When did you become his mouthpiece?
How dare you say Seun isn't interested in his wife's services? In fact, I suggest your ban.  
Choose anatha moniker already because, in the next 15 seconds, You'D get a msg from ma hubby.

Actually i like this moniker " Sit_on_MissyB's_face"   - You sef go soon receive ban for spaming NL with Indecency stuff  

michelin89:
You won't drag me into this perverse conversation. My integrity as a mod stands still.

And who is responsible that one  - before i jab u  

michelin89:
Then u should have used the report to mod click.

Make the mods move am to the right section.

You have no excuse. Them go ban all of you finish!

No be your job be that . Aint u a mod  - how bodi anyway

Missy B:
Report to whom? Seun, ma baby daddy?
Please do, Darling. I want him to punish me the usual way - Butt spanking and . . .
Say what?  

Abeg quit throwing your services at seun  - he is not interested.  

^

useless women are worse off - most probably cant contribute anything but can surely nag to death.

michelin89:
I am reporting these people:

Missy
Jenny
Jaybee
Blacksta

and whoever has turned this thread into a chatroom

lol - u want my full name? - the thread made no sense in the first place - them two are not celebrities

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yikes[/color]

wetin happen - who tiff your man bread.

Efemena_xy:
I posted this joke 1st!!

and so - so u want salary or what?

Efemena_xy:
see dem

shameless men

abi Efe - those two - abeg make we no derail thread

minus me - abeg - i no dey fight for second hand - lol

abeg no mind them  - it is so funny  

Element G:
wetin u dey try talk again, blackie no let make i curse u oooo, abeg in no fit pack shiit jor

if u try am na back to sender x 100

oya then,

i guess you go soon open one for studio as well

kayak

dad

Element Goat

so u like this girl too much to open a thread for her - na wo

Ileke-IdI:
I dont use Sprint.

save me some food.

Which one is sprint  - as long as you are running an android you should be fine  - the latest version is a 2.2

@post

I think i will stay at home.

Ileke-IdI:
You better be. Who should a 40yrs old man be depending on?

Abeg - no speed up my growth process - i be very young man abeg - 40 ke - by that time i must have retired - with at least 4 children.


@post

I have a sweet tooth - I fit die for a packet of twix

Ileke-IdI:
which htc is that?
I was going to get htc tilt2, but a lot of ppl talked me out of it, even at&t salesman. I want it so bad because it looks so sexy lol, but I heard that windows phones are not that great.

HTC desire? never heard of it.

I am sure it is available in the U.S , but if i were in the states i would go for the htc evo 4g.

@post

I have to party to go too . but i am sure i will hate the food

I am very independent -

jennykadry:
LOL some of us aint feminists and believe our men should be able to take care of us without contest or fight for equality

True - but a woman must also realise that she also has a part to play and not just sit back and do nothing

y me:
some people self   imagine this face book girl taking off her top and posing half unclothed with back style and the worst part of it is that she used it as her profile pic.craze/stu:pidity dey pass that one again?

i prefer she poses unclothed and get paid for it than this crap of hers and the body nah one kind self

Abeg post link - Anyway wassup - stopped receiving my texts

@Post

Need excitement - fast

Missy B:
That one nor relevant to you or the issue at hand. 
How mush You go pay, so I can sweet-talk Jenny into being with You- that way, I can have ma baby Daddy back, and everyone would live happily ever after?
Who You deh call forest people?
I hear say na your pikshore deh Jenny's profile.

Well you will have find another to get your baby daddy back. I cant help you even if it is going for free.

It can be my piskshore - I no live na jungle -

jennykadry:
Even my three year old niece spat on the floor when I suggested she become friends with blacksta

Na me you wan give? give me siena, sauron, jaybee, davidylan(that one wey dey advice single people like say him sef don marry), sagamite(my chocolate caramelic stud) , debosky mrcrackles,etc then I fit leave seun for 1 day for you

Like i want to be friends with  - u must be trippin  - abeg move to one side - make i see better thing.

Missy B:
Lmao!!!
Rumor has it that, You've, at one time, had sum'n' to do with blacksta.   
How true is that? Is he the one in your profile pic? 
These people are taken.
The only eligible singles on Nairaland are - 190, Mr cork, Tumfulu, Dobodobo etcetera.

I'm offering you the best - Mr cork. Accept the offer, keep off Seun and thank me later.

It better remain a rumor  - case i dont associate with forest people. 

Missy B:
Jenny,
You can have this one and keep off Seun. Deal?

Lol

And who are you - nairaland love-vendor.

anywhere to watch online - cheers