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This one don exchange his sense of humour for cup of garri

The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.

"Nope", he replied.

A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”

"No, I don't", he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

makajibbz:
ehn, dem no let me commot mansion until today oh.

haw u side

who arrest u  - dubai police  -ok your plenty cyber gfs

Element G:
very funny,man those jokes were killing

Element u be correct G - God will promote you

Studio CFR:
@sledge, my babe say make i remove the pic for reason(s) best known to her.
Lol

Yes before u disgrace yourself  - why them go put monkey in the midst of humans -

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6576753#msg6576753 date=1281880614]^^ Bush Baby

I don catch you red-handed!! [/quote]I am warning you no near me - i get valuables for bodi

sledge406:
Y u dey use your middle name anyhow. Jst dey show your small sef.

)Blacksta u nor well  
So Stud na christian mumu Wait make im catch u

Yes correct - na highest oder of mumu

the guy wan steal my wife - i don read am like book

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6576742#msg6576742 date=1281880379]Idowu ooooo!!

wetin I talk?? See!!

your husband Congo don dey itch am again!! See as im grab Googles!!

search kini?? - abeg make I hear jor!!

[/quote]lol

obivously some people have not use computer before

bush pesin

Arab crook millionaire - long time - how far - them just release u

Studio CFR:
Idowu, u dey reason like mallam sometimes and another reason i no fit roll with u.
I be christian - ode!

You chop sh it  - christian ode  - lol

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A lot - u don loose focus for this jungle. Anyway i don get injunction against you so please no near at least 2 meters -


Googles - come abeg i wan search for somthin

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6576677#msg6576677 date=1281879359]Hiya!! Googles & Blacksta!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh this is lovely - all my friends here today wiff me!

Googles, Blacksta, Idowu, Studio, Element. . .only person remaining now is Tanimz  

I greet all of una this Sunday!!   [/quote]I hereby remove myself from your friend list - You dey speak about me for my back

Idowuogbo:
@blackie
cant u c dia haters evrywhere
with God sha all tins are possible  

Na wa for u  - I dont understand you anymore  

Enemies too plenty  - but really dey want to roll with blacksta cause i be main icecream.  

Carlosein:
Blacksta, if you ever have to do standup comedy, don't start with the "Nissan main dealer" thingy. You'd harvest a trailer load of rotten tomatoes!

huh   Nissan main dealer - The best joke i have heard so far in my life  - lol

abeg read am again

Hell no sure today - I don repent for all my atrocities


wa gwan

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=489782.msg6575483#msg6575483 date=1281836235] "[/quote]Na wa somebody cant resist ---

googles:
awww my neighbor. . . . come here

***hugs blacksta's big head ***

Interesting - that hug feels nice - me i want more ooo - Ondo people must be very lucky sha

cool - my father is from Okitipupa

whalai dey - plenty

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=490918.msg6575335#msg6575335 date=1281832658]mtchewwwwww


serious matter. Jarus, those "mudslinging, threats etc" could be easily deleted.[/quote]Second Compliant in one night

_ Harassment

Can you ban this person

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googles - r u an Ondo girl

koruji:
Does this remind anyone of a certain movie in which Nigeria was the only "real" country repeatedly branded with all kind of unimaginable acts? Anyone

hmm - abeg what film is that

Only Americans dey here.

hmmm - news caster at it

ol boy no so we see am - very strange sha

well i dont how u blend am

Pharoh is white

Tom in deep thoughts is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"

"Please don't ask."

"I'm your best friend. You can talk to me."

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

"That's not possible."

"No, he did."

"How?"

"He punctured my condoms!"

I have googled googles yet oo

hmmm  - so u dont know

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=489782.msg6575342#msg6575342 date=1281832893]lol yea,, they're funny. but the psychotherapist one was dry


lmao@ nissan main dealer. what where you thinking?[/quote]How far -stil waiting for an answer

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=489782.msg6575317#msg6575317 date=1281832472]saw your joke on RECENT TOPIC. funny [/quote]Have you seen the others.

Jarus - aka - E gun Ilorin, Osa meta, Asha, Iya mi so oro nga


I am ready to make my first complaint - I knew it was only matter of time before someone stepped on my toe

I would like to make a negative complaint against Ileke Idi (big mouth) .

Ok sort it out


Chees

ileke - wetin u come find here

Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients' problems.

The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.

'Okay then,' Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

It's swollen,' Scott replied.