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iice:
[color=#9900ff]Ahhhhh old school Andre and Big Boi dredge up mad memories. I'm soo a saint these days [/color]

Wow - I thought you were older than me - shike - i was so wrong

Shakes head - - Wetin concern me


Ol boy no hard feelings - Please have fun - Just dey tease una

Good Morning
Sir

No be thread - na rope

Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named Cindy.

Later, after dinner and a movie, Cindy invites Bob up to her apartment to fool around.

She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, “Stick a finger in me.”

Bob obliges.

Then Cindy says, “Stick in the other three.”

Once again, Bob obliges.

Then Cindy says, “Just go ahead and shove your whole hand in there.”

So Bob eases his hand into Cindy, who then says, “Now shove in your other hand.”

Bob does so, and Cindy says, “Now CLAP!”

Bob tries, but nothing doing.

“I can’t!” he says.

Cindy looks at him with a smile and says, “Pretty tight, eh?”

[quote author=190. link=topic=492792.msg6559591#msg6559591 date=1281602437]Look @ this fool, do u tink everybody are armed robbers like u~
do u know who i am off nairaland, listen i would advise that you get your wretched rotting body away from my thread,
castrated He-Goat, ANIMAL

Who you are doesnt mean any shit to me - so you can shove your status where the sun dont shine.

Bleep sake - all these nja people sef with their back ward mentality no wonder the country is bleeped up. [/quote]

One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach. He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.

“How did you spend your life on earth my son?” asked Jesus.

“I was a simple carpenter for sixty years” replied the old man.

“And what do you hope to find here in heaven” asked Jesus.

“I hope to find my son” said the man

“Well there are millions upon millions of people here, how will you find him?”

“I’ll recognize him by the nail holes in his hands and feet,” states the old man.

Jesus does a double take, thinks for a moment and says,

“Father”

The old man looks at Jesus and says, “Pinocchio?”

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me $10 every day, then $7,50 and now only $5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him

Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!

Lol

See as they turn yokes thread into beer parlour - Please go home to your families

Hotwire:
Blasksta
Why are interuppting us? I am making progress with Tanimz and you keep on butting your oblong head inside (no malice intended). If you want a piece of the action just say so. I am not that greedy man.

Thanks but not interested  - You are suppose to be asking me for permission.

Idowuogbo:
^^jokwa
lets c how far u get wiv dis your e-love sef

Fully Fit   

Omolola1:
don't say dat, let it just remain an E-affair, am not ready for any serious relationship~

Best choice you will ever make on Nl . Stay unknown. These bobos are dangerous . Serious

makajibbz:

Wetin do your eye

my sweet potato

Abeg give the girl - pap and she will be alright

most probably a fuji rapper

three years

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6557416#msg6557416 date=1281558586]^^ hehehe

So, hotwire dey fear hmmm?? [/quote]The bobo wan chop elder meat

i thought this thread was sealed off by the UN

yuk

first throw googles out of the window with stomach full of balls

@post

barricade myself in

Hotwire:
To be on the safe side.

so he doesnt receive beating.

we shall see - macho pass macho

I have told u - Learn to crawl before you walk

Will make sure he or she eats those chamo balls

unbarricade the exit to leave the room fast

Arab Millionaire - E jor o

hmmm - This one i go barricade all the the exits

ko si lo wo mi

It is in her hands

How to cash that cheque