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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Wed Omolola1. by blacksta(m): 10:05am On Aug 12, 2010 |
190.: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 9:46am On Aug 12, 2010 |
One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach. He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard. “How did you spend your life on earth my son?” asked Jesus. “I was a simple carpenter for sixty years” replied the old man. “And what do you hope to find here in heaven” asked Jesus. “I hope to find my son” said the man “Well there are millions upon millions of people here, how will you find him?” “I’ll recognize him by the nail holes in his hands and feet,” states the old man. Jesus does a double take, thinks for a moment and says, “Father  ”The old man looks at Jesus and says, “Pinocchio?” |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 9:39am On Aug 12, 2010 |
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50 “Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.” A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5. “What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor. “First you give me $10 every day, then $7,50 and now only $5. What’s the problem?” “Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.” “And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks. “Four,” the man replies. “Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.” |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(op): 9:37am On Aug 12, 2010 |
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What was he wearing Woman: I don’t remember exactly Inspector: Was somebody with him Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together. The woman started crying Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(op): 9:36am On Aug 12, 2010 |
Lol See as they turn yokes thread into beer parlour - Please go home to your families  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 9:17am On Aug 12, 2010 |
Hotwire:Thanks but not interested - You are suppose to be asking me for permission. Idowuogbo:Fully Fit |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Wed Omolola1. by blacksta(m): 8:44am On Aug 12, 2010 |
Omolola1:Best choice you will ever make on Nl . Stay unknown. These bobos are dangerous . Serious |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 10:30pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
makajibbz:Wetin do your eye |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 10:25pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
my sweet potato |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 10:19pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Abeg give the girl - pap and she will be alright |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 10:17pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
most probably a fuji rapper |
| Romance › Re: What's The Longest Time Period You've Gone by blacksta(m): 9:34pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
three years  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 9:32pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:The bobo wan chop elder meat |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 9:31pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
i thought this thread was sealed off by the UN |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 9:28pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
yuk  |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 9:27pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
first throw googles out of the window with stomach full of balls @post barricade myself in |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 9:26pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Hotwire:so he doesnt receive beating. |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 9:24pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
we shall see - macho pass macho |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
I have told u - Learn to crawl before you walk |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 9:15pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Will make sure he or she eats those chamo balls |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 9:09pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
unbarricade the exit to leave the room fast |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 9:07pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Arab Millionaire - E jor o |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 9:00pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
hmmm - This one i go barricade all the the exits |
| Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by blacksta(m): 8:58pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
ko si lo wo mi  |
| Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by blacksta(m): 8:54pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
It is in her hands |
| Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by blacksta(m): 8:53pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
How to cash that cheque  |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 8:51pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
Radar |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 8:46pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
lock the doors quick |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
This one - I loff her too much |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 8:29pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
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