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spikedcylinder:
Evil children, I salute o.

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My head wan scatter with laugh

Man and a women standing opposite ends of the bar when the man hears a thud and an object rolling towards him along the bar. He catches it in his hand before it drops to the floor. He then looks down at the strange object and realises it's a glass eye he has in his hand. He then determines that it must be the ladies at the other end of the bar. Not wanting to embarrass her he walks up and whispers in her ear that he had infact got her glass eye in his pocket and that if she agreed to date him he would keep it all hush, hush. So the lady agrees.

They meet the next day in a quiet cafe for coffee and the man asks, can I ask why you really wanted to meet me today? And the lady say's, what can i say, you caught my eye!

I am already open and the juice dey flow freely

funny as hell

;d

My wife verbally attacked me the other day by saying "You know, I think you love your football more than you love me."

This really hurt me deep inside because I've been with her for a long, long time, about twelve and half seasons in fact.

Area Opened for usage

"Toasting completed - but dont know if any progress was made"

I better call ambulance  - people are collasping on this thread.

The thread stinks - wey this UN people sef

iice:
[color=#9900ff] I'm wearing kaftan underneath long johns and beneath those is my chainmail made of Mithril [/color]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder  - some say it is wack, others love it   - Just make sure you nearer to those who love it  -  

"Area Closed "

toasting in progress

Hey it wasnt that bad  - Managed to squeeze  in one or two meetings and send a few emails (cced the top boss - to show i am workin hard) in my busy  NL schedule.


So you see  - it wasnt that bad


Today i plan to attend more meetings ,send many emails, send a progress report ( of all my wonderful attributes)

most important " Get Paid "

snthesis:
hey - so glad U r hia

wat ar U wearing

Warning or i will ban you for 10 minutes

Kids also visit NL

snthesis:
metagroboliiced

exhibiting constructional homonymity  - according to Dictionary.com - in the area of Linguistics

by you are really trying to say    " that you are totally perplexed and mixed up "

Please stay away from the cheap booze.


Even me i am lost


Without google  - i am fuxked

REPORTING FOR NL DUTY

[s]"but on a serious note  - you need to get life and do some work  - Yesterday you pratically spent the entire working hours on NL and what the hell was that all about"[/s]

oh sh it

Doyin gist me about this party now

Ma da je

^^^


hmmm - Arab money

nellaluv:
yes

Your profile picture is interesting -

What kind of party is it - I dey down now


if na two people only party - then i excuse myself

Please people - where the party dey she le

this one wey una dey exchange address.

This one na cyborg - lol

Good evening sir -

^

Everybody keeps recycling - no / yes like a flipping yoyo

shangagais tribe

Idowuogbo:
^death

Wassup - you have not spoken to me to today - r we fighting

flipping zulu - lol

boring (yawns)

u dey mind am

^

Aint u tired of recycling

Another seventh bagger

Another one

^

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