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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any

At breakfast time I am so hungry I could could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?

I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a muscle

Phone answering machine message - ', If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key

My God ^^ U neva spoil body

This is an opportunity to get to know me - Please fasten your seat belt - Small Spoil body session is about to start - and please ask me any question.




My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.  A strong currant pulled him in

^

Abeg dont mind them - If na joke on how a man fell down a sh it hole them go laugh.

spikedcylinder:
Ashi, you no go go report for duty?

Joker - I learnt the trade from you - You are never serious

na wa ooo - I am trying my best to please all the fine ladies - The next thing you will want is my blood

The next one will break your waist - You have been warned

hectorswag:
na joke be dis?

Yes now - You must leave in a cave

Naija_Sisi:
still funny

Glad you like it - Make i stop

Not possible - Make i check with my supplier - hold on - I no go pay for this Joke - I said fresh jokes only . lol

^^

hello Sir - long time

A Bloke desperate for the Loo, uses the ladies in a posh Hotel for a dump.He sits down, and sees 4 buttons, WW, WA, PP & ATR .
Curious, he presses WW, and is gently sprayed with warm water, then WA and a blast of warm air dries him, PP a powder puff which left him smelling and feeling fresh.
Feeling suitably pampered, he presses ATR,
He wakes up in Hospital a few days later, and the nurse says to him "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover. Your C, k is under your pillow"

cynthoney:
finally,something good

kudos blackie, !

Glad you like it - Just Warming up

^^

I know - I love you too

How is your body - or you need more - I got thousands racked up - Fresh for 2010 - Never seen before.

Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
CLICK,BANG - He shoots her again
Paddy "OK, done that, what next?

Love you too    - after so many of  your anti men jokes  - Revenge is sweet and l love it.

Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut

3 Cheers for blacksta

Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people of the world. Told them to " F, k Off". Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Efemena_xy:
@blacksta: Then in that case - I have no sense of humour  

You  r the best : I am learning from the master

Naija_Sisi:
i get it but i just dont see the depth, length, let alone height of it.

it is just flat and 1 dimensional 2 me

Ok - The next yoke from black - u go spoil body - I promise

Naija_Sisi:
funny

High Level of Humor : 1 spoted

^^

It is a very deep joke - U need an exceptional high level of humor

Lol

spikedcylinder:
Evil children, I salute o.

Joker Watch: 1 spoted

My head wan scatter with laugh

Man and a women standing opposite ends of the bar when the man hears a thud and an object rolling towards him along the bar. He catches it in his hand before it drops to the floor. He then looks down at the strange object and realises it's a glass eye he has in his hand. He then determines that it must be the ladies at the other end of the bar. Not wanting to embarrass her he walks up and whispers in her ear that he had infact got her glass eye in his pocket and that if she agreed to date him he would keep it all hush, hush. So the lady agrees.

They meet the next day in a quiet cafe for coffee and the man asks, can I ask why you really wanted to meet me today? And the lady say's, what can i say, you caught my eye!

I am already open and the juice dey flow freely