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Restless lot

I think your picture is very interesting  -  You are very pretty lady  - You mentioned that you are writer . Please provide a link to your books - would check them out.

Welcome home mummy - We missed you -lol

What happened to all the Igbo billionaires. - for sake of God cant they come together and fix the place.  I am sure one of them can fix the place

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Na my padi

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]All these laws and amendments aren't enforced anyway.

I wonder why they are created in the first place.[/color]

If it is true then we are not the right track - Rome was not built in a day. Someday it will be enforced

You are too overprotective

True  -   but a slight difference is that you require permission to view someone else profile

Lets look forward to responses then.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Now, you've seen me over here.

What do you wanna tell me? [/color]

For the love of Christ - Stay in a place a bit longer - when you are not the devil who goes to and fro seeking who to devour

When you are settled you came for a hug.

Ok dear -

Stale

Interesting - You are very brave?

makajibbz:
arabs dancing alanta.lol

No be u teach them slowpoke dance

Useless people - ban something without providing an alternative

As any of the tips worked for anybody

Almost steped on black deadly snake



How did u arrive at your NL username

I hate talk shows


what is your favorite tv series

To be continued

When i get home from Work/Gym - I need to develop my muscles for my new babe .

Naija_Sisi:
*sigh* oh how i love your hugs blackie darlin

" that was fantastic with a big grin on blackie face "

He be like i don hit jackpot. finebaby no pimples - lol

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the woman's room."

Naija_Sisi:
^^i trust u blackie

Oya come and get a hug

Naija_Sisi:
^^now u r going to make his head swell wit joy!

My head is already swelling  - The Lord has blessed me richly

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

and you are woman - case closed

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.
After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like me to stay out during late night."
The first guy replies, "I'll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning."
The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try.
When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face.
As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.
Seeing her he screamed, "What the hell are you doing in here?!"
"Quiet!", she exclaimed. "You'll wake my mother."

Naija_Sisi:
hahaha, cheap but funny

Cool - Love you too.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me,

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

Who opened this bin again - na wa ooo

mukina2:
na white baby i want

so if i dash you belle, you go born blond baby with pink eyes

Dont worry in my geneology i get white for blood - At least give me a try if i know born white albino dump me

ok

Thanks

Now i know u need glasses - I be fine black baby -

E gbe - u no recongize

U want to see sex change certificate .


The doctors did a good job.

I don attach my pics - I love you so much - when are we seeing so you can taste firsthand

Hello Dear - Welcome home

Please stay away from the Romance - it can corrupt person


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I meant one need somebody of a matured thinking to help understand the joke - cause some never get my jokes