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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer caused by his cigarette. His body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to ID the body, so they called his two closest friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe, to come in.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jim-Bob looked closely and said: "Yep, he's got burnt up purdy bad. Roll 'im over."
So, the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said: "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was a little bit strange. Then he brought in Billy-Joe to ID the body. Billy-Joe looked at him and said: "Yep, he's burnt up sumpin' real bad. Roll 'im over."
The mortician once again rolled him over, and Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said: "Nuh-uh, that ain't Bubba.”
The mortician said: "How can you tell?"
Billy-Joe said: "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes? That’s impossible!" said the mortician.
"Yep. Everyone knew about it too, 'cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said: "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son: "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another: "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son: "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.

A man goes to see his bank manager one day and says: “I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?”
“That’s simple,” replies the bank manager. “All you have to do is buy a big one and wait.”

The decision about the importation of older cars is cool, why not make measures for the production of toothpick, how much will it  cost the Government to train and establish a tooth pick production factory. We dey laugh ooooooooooo

A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes.
To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Penny.”
He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”
The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dick, son, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home.”

All pictures here are mostly that of the Island, i will love to see cool places on the mainland as well. great job by u guys.

The wife should have allowed him since she won't be going to work in the morning or she is not ready to mourn the death of her husband?

would love to know the cause of the street fight by law enforcement agents, hope its not the dividend of bribe?

Quite explanatory, wish i cud help but you can call this number and explain your problem to him (08038292296) Dr Kunle Oshunaike, he will be able to help you out.

lets see the interior of this car and is it manual transmission or auto, pls update ur post,

how intimately do u guys relate, what and what do u think she wud miss if u're not there and how is the sex like?

Interesting memoir, interesting spectators, what episode are we now?

it depends on your state of mind and ur sense of humor,

A drunk man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says: "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts: "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

I'm sure you know what could be done with ropes, explore that, nonsense,

where are the electronics/appliances, what kind of product are talking about?

Though there are lessons to learn in the write up but, with an e-mail he may not necessarily apply for a job at Microsoft nor apply for a job at all, with an email he may have come across better opportunity, life is all about luck and opportunity.

@Ranoscky, don't even go there, i wud love to see that day, an average English man will speak English fluently, so wud an average Nigerian speak pidgin fluently and everybody will understand each other better, all na to communicate.

Roll eyes and go to another thread, am sure the OP has a school father or something why come to this forum?

We await the outcome of the meeting.

there are two ways to this its either he is still into the relationship or not, just hope for the worst and move on with life, if he wants you he will surely run back to you, but the curiosity will just not let you be, i feel ur pain. But  in my opinion he is through with you or needs to clarify some things

ehn ehn, brewing, here we go again, people will start exchanging words and the thread will lead to something else till they forget the topic of the thread, waiting,

Lets see where this controversy will lead to,

It shows how dumb some people could be.

What is the VIN and the asking price of this Vehicle?

@190, the guy sure knows people that will defend him, good for u gals.

i switched my car with ma sis for a weekend and i totally regret doing so, manual transmission cud be frustrating if u've become used to driving Auto transmission.

Though am not buying but i think 350k will be ok for a Nigerian used 1996 Toyota Corolla.

Nice car, cool price, can we have the VIN of this vehicle?