Lalas247:
I have 14 on my butt n back
Who cares .. if u like don't date your loss

No jokes?

Lalas247:

Jesus is bae

See her mouth... I like you but I like kimbraa more ...
Shey you no see my mail abi?

mzlove100:
why pls?

It was in my dream!
Woke up and it was all gone/memories

That should be never getting married...

Hmmmm

kinibigdeal:
EDO STATE GOVERNOR: LARA WAIST IS LIKE THIS

AREGBE: OGA O

You mean lalas247 ? Everybody and that particular waist sef... No wonder she chose Jesus

I'm not really a fan of gifty's but whatever rocks her world... Everyone will be remembered for one thing or the other..

Evaberry:



been cool, I'm so sorry, I haven't been able to access my mail. as soon as I can I will reply u.

Its OK..just take care of you,that's what matters..still travelling this week?

tiffanyfan:
Am a 200l student, I met this guy here on NL, though when we started I didn't tell him am 18, I told him am 24, I cooked up different lies for him, so that he won't see me as a teenager, but with time, I felt deeply in love with me and I think he felt the same way, though we have never slept together. I decided to confess all my lies to him....which I did on Saturday, though he was angry initially but he later calm down and said I should come to his place today so that we can talk about the issue....av never been to his place b4, we only meet at public places. The problem now is he is threatening to call it quit if I did come to his house today, though I really love him but am not ready to go his house now. PLEASE NO INSULT

The only issue I see here is him making it a must that you come to his place...that's a red flag so if you ask me, don't go ,let him call it quits for all the birds care.
That's emotional blackmail and it isn't fair...My advice


But then again, someone that really wants to harm you, believe me you won't see it coming...He might still be cool and wait till you ready then you come and boom, just like that and you are done for..

It might be hard but if he breaks up, I suggest you strongly try and move the fvcking on...

Evaberry:
Hahahahhahahhahahahhahha
Tiffanyfan

This post really made me laugh.

That guy will never ever never take you serious! You are not even up to 20 sef. He will always see you as a child or a sister at worst a friend, he might even tell you how you guys are at different places in your life right now.
he will constantly Bring Your age up anytime you guys have misunderstanding+ other things. he will be thinking of marriage in the next two-three years and you wont be ready to settle down by 20 or 21.

I'm sorry dear but this can't work out. pls do your self a favour and locate the nearest dustbin to throw that love away. you don't love him dear, you are just infatuated, give yourself time and it will flutter away It's better you end things now to save yourself from getting hurt.

As for going to his place, if you don't want to go, pls don't go. but if you trust him and feel safe with him then go. Also it's not all guys that invite a girl over with the thought of having sex with them.

I don't quite agree with this assertion!

By the way, how have you been?

Lalas247:

Tired jare

Shey you no fit reply my mail madam abi you need operation egwu eke for your phone?

End time preek... I have seen it all...

Evaberry:
Dear Ex



I'm not sorry I fvcked your elder brother. what I'm actually sorry about is that I didn't get to fvck bami your best friend.

For real?

By the way are mad at me?

Lalas247:

Haha no kill me Biko
The relationship serious o .... takes my breathe away sometimes seff

That means you are a living dead nah... Abeg go church jare!
Takes your breathe away, you go die be that nah... How you dy?

Lalas247:
In a serious RELATIONSHIP

Osheyyy, baddest... I know people like you..
Those ones wey no dy answer wetyn dy option... Where you see serious for the options there..

Na bite I go bite you.

kimbraa:
Single but not searching 'cause I'm in a relationship.

Two answers at the same time... I am not understanding

Lalas247:

Sex education

No be only Sex education, Na Reproductive science...
You just dy here dy find trouble since morning? Shey na cause you see weekend ba?

tohpahz:


You that has Christ.. He didn't stop boko haram ,ipob,military,.. He didn't even stop your stupidity.. Tueeeh

Hmmmm, T what's up? You don't believe in Christ/God?

Lalas247:

Lets be friends my brother likes u n u fine ehhhh
I no b les o, I just want him to marry before year ends

Good morning
Got this for you!