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crudedude: The one that has the best specs?

yes sir

@Lagtech, Fellow importers, which of these laptops has the best specs?
Toshiba C650
Toshiba C850
Toshiba C50

kentochi: my brother!
If not for the delay here why will i look outside this thread.
Now i have been scammer of my hard earn #20,000 was just looking for alternative way to get goods fast and cheap.
I lost 20k not my life.
I can always move on.

patience is golden. Never run out of it.

Vstuffs: when I first saw the thread,I knew it was likely to be a scam.but I try not to belive that it is a scam

*first:-the name "jesuswithus" is very suspicious,why will someone put a name like that(maybe he is looking for trust),and the name look more like just4jesus(why do d guy pick a moniker like that of a reputable pre-order thread owner)
*imagine only one person dey go san diegio,houston,and chicago(he be machine,imagine d commission sey)
*d first person do deal with him is a new nairalander "aweza"(and a deal more than #30,000)
*i personally follow d thread from d first day it was created,to know much about the guy,but the only person that seen to be doing deal with him is that particular first guy....later aiyebaba,kentochi and others(I almost believe d guy is real)
Na GOD HAND EVERYBODY DEY

I wonder how only him go cover the whole of chi town, SD. When I ask am him exact location and he couldn't respond, I knew his game.

How genuine is this?

angela98: what they did to u is bad o. That's discrimination. We are all beautiful the way we are. Maybe you should start eating greasy food, plenty butter and fatty food..ask ur doctor tho for further advice...someone once told me egovin is good but I can't be too sure..

the doctors I've met didn't help much. THey prescribed some drugs: feed fine, a syrup, just can't remember all. They didn't work as expected. Can you draw an eating plan for me?

cannonnier: well i don't have any advice on getting fat, when you find a working trick don't just eat, gt fat and floppy also hit the gym, so you wil look sexy too.

noted. I'll hit the gym once the flesh starts gathering... Thanks.

Mishydoo: Bros...Me and u been dey d same category...but i started drinking yogurt mehn...Hollandia no dey absent fr my fridge.and always eat Garri n soup at nyt....Now,ŋα weight loss thread I dey follow now

Thank me latter.

I tried Oldenburger for 1 week and no improvement. I'll try the hollandia and garri... Na 1pack for morning and 1 for evening? Or 1 daily?... Make the fat come first, I go burn am. Thanks for the tip.

angela98: U should learn to feel comfortable, confidence and secure with the way u look. Trust me as a prospective young man, you still have a lot going on through ur mind.thus can be one factor why you ain't putting on weight. Give yourself couple more years when you've achieved greater success with a loving and caring wife by your side, trust me, you go robust, fresh and more handsome. When i met my husband he was indeed very skinny but now its different. No worry very soon you go turn shine shine bobo

no doubt a lot's on my mind... Like being on forbes list.lol. Lemme ask, if you see 1 skinny guy coming out of an Avalanche, what would you think? Won't you assume he's just a mechanic? I got a job I never applied for cos I was 'too slim'. The position I applied for was given to someone who had some flesh. You know how that feels?

romzyxy: guy go carry iron den chop enough beans n bread.

hahaha. If na dat one, e for don work since o. I no too like beans sha but I dey eat moin-moin and akara. Some times. Also, I dey do light pushups and dumb bells morning and night.

lagtech: To all importers-whose items were delayed in the last few months -all items will be available for pick up-not one item will be remaining by next week. We have already delivered to almost everyone.
And as we promised earlier-we have a batch of laptops coming in later in August with each of the 12 people on the list getting one for free as compensation.
We appreciate your business and when you succeed we also succeed!

Lagtech how far? Communicate via email.

My body type is very slim. I'm 5.7 feet tall and I'm past 26yrs yet I'm skiinny. Some of my colleagues call me slim/ khalifa and it's annoying.
I've been to few doctors and they all prescribe a drug or syrup with cyproheptadine... It only made me eat and sleep. The progress was slow.
I'm appealing to all nutritionists/ health experts and fellow NL'ers to give me tips on how to add weight, and if possible draw out an eating plan for me.

lagtech: @ Balogunsam-last netbook has cleared-and Jimmy just picked up-making 5 netbooks in all. 2 laptops remaining-thanks for your patience. We are sending to Ibadan free.
@ib4ola- Your 3 laptops just picked up-ready to move to Kano
@Fasrola-Juice is with Jimmy-please contact him.
@Shinner2010-tablet with Jimmy-ready to move to Ibadan.

...patiently waiting...

babeface3: Mosquitoes are picky creatures — unsurprising if you’re the one always ducking for cover under a swarm of bloodsuckers while your friend remains unscathed. Good thing scientists are on the hunt to discover what makes certain people especially attractive to the tiny insects. Here are nine reasons they’ve come up with so far.

You Breathe

In many ways, no one is immune. The fact that humans breathe makes us all mosquito targets to varying degrees. More than 30 years ago, researchers discovered that carbon dioxide is one of the main reasons mosquitos seek us out. The insects will fly to higher concentrations of CO2 (i.e. - large groups of people at sporting events and backyard parties), then use other sights and smells to narrow down their target.

You’re Tall

Because larger people produce more carbon dioxide and more body heat, they’re naturally more attractive to mosquitoes. This is why, when in groups, adults usually get bitten more than children, and men are targeted more often than women.

You’re Pregnant

Along with swollen feet and morning sickness, pregnant women are also nearly twice as likely to get bitten than those who are not expecting, according to one international study. Two reasons: Pregnant women produce excess amounts of carbon dioxide and body heat.

You Exercise Regularly

During a workout, the body produces a chemical called lactic acid, which is released through sweat glands on the skin. And one German study confirmed that mosquitoes can detect and are attracted to lactic acid at close range.

Your Feet Stink

One study published in the journal PLOS ONE found that people with a higher abundance but lower diversity of bacteria on their feet are highly attractive to mosquitoes. The bacteria, which is pungent, is also found in Limburger cheese and is so effective at attracting mosquitoes, that scientists are using the cheese to trap and control the flies in Africa.

You’re Wearing Perfume

Mosquitoes suck the nectar of flowers for energy, so they’re attracted to floral scents. And certain floral odors are effective enough that researchers are figuring out how to use them to lure mosquitoes with their sweetness.

You’re Genetically Predisposed

Your genes are responsible for your body odor, so scientists are starting to test how genetic makeup could affect one’s susceptibility to mosquitoes. For example, one study published in the journal Infections, Genetics, and Evolution found that people with a particular HLA gene are more likely to be bitten.

You Drink Beer

Downing just one 12-ounce beer can increase the risk of being bitten, says the Journal of the American Mosquito Association, although it’s unclear why. Just make sure that backyard beer is worth it.

You Have O Blood Type

This one is debatable. Several studies, including the most recent published in the journal Experimental Parasitology, show that people with blood type O are more likely to get bitten. However Joseph M. Conlon, a technical adviser to the American Mosquito Control Association, has disputed some of the research, blaming “bad statistics.”

https://www.yahoo.com/health/9-reasons-youre-a-mosquito-magnet-91764600447.html

mosquito and liquor go together... Interesting!

lagtech: There is no delay.The last delay was 3 to 4 weeks ago and all have arrived since then or are arriving this week.
In fact on our list-almost all the people with delayed shipments have gotten their items or their items are with Jimmy. Except for 5 or 6 people.
Items are being picked up 2 to 3 times a week. Your dell is already on ground and as soon as we pick it up-we will inform you.

I'm one of the 5/6 persons left.

Them fine sha. MILFs...

Some fine sha...

kastonkastrol: btw dame jonathan cant even speak good english.... So pls "cut her off" the list

whether she sabi speak or she no sabi speak... She be FIRST LADY. You nor any other person no fit change am.

kastonkastrol: yeah i have a problem with the first picture........ Mind you, her(pej) husband(gej) is not a made politician but only a lucky somebody who takes advantages of other folks "undoings" to get to the top... Politicians are smart, competent and a little bit sane, but mr gej lacks all these three qualities because he is dumb, clueless and very incompetent

take a few minutes walk in his shoes and see if you could do any better. Pray for your leaders...

lagtech: Other pics

I'll need 5 pairs of Size 10.5.

Ogborokiri: Is any body ready to partnerwit me on dis deal

which deal? Email chat.

Has any of the persons listed below received his/ her item(s)

[quote author=lagtech]SHIPPING

Kizito 5 Laptops
Mosb 6 Laptops
Wale 2 Laptops
Ifunaya- 1 Lenovo
Aliu-Lenovo
Chuks 2 Laptops
Blaxx 3 Laptops
Idok HP + 2 Mini
Lstar -2 Laptops
Nnamdi -3 Laptops
Nostalgia- 2 Laptops + Phone
Febian-1 Laptop
Respect-Mini
TexasBullet-Mini
Yhellow -3 Laptops
Tripodmode -2 Minis
Patrick-1 Laptop
Ogboriki-2 Laptops
Mrsleamy-6 Laptops
Omoruwi-4 Laptops
Betatach-UltraBook
Kentochi- 4 Laptops
ResourceMan-1 Laptop
Dammy-1 Laptop
Kizito -Samsung Tablet
Shinner2010-Android Tablet
Mosb-2 Tablets
Missizzy- Laptop
Opanago-Laptop

lagtech: Craigslist seller that @Ogborokiri found has 46 laptops for sale-all Pentium 4 and M. He wants $1300.

He also has a garage full of stuff he is selling today at a garage sale. Including

-About 15 box of 'tennis' shoes. Each box has 6 pairs of shoes and he's selling the whole box for $10 each-thats less than $2 per shoe. Brand new.
-Lots of printers for $10 each
-Lots of used men and women's shoes-$4 each.

any pixs of the used men shoes? I'll need like 10pairs.

EMEKA1MILLION: not even close...
I stay at Ada george

I heard the story but was at Moscow road. Tomorrow I'll go to the location and investigate. No version was posted on NL and that's why I did this. You can add any version you hear. No smoke without fire.

EMEKA1MILLION: Different versions of the story.... Some said it was her husband that returned it and the police in turn gave him 5k for transport fare back home,
To me idon't believe the story since none of the rumor mongers had a visual contact of the said foreign currency...
I went to the Super market this evening and all I hear is side gossips and swear words like "the woman Na mumu, them go poor for life, which kien ode the man be, the man sold his wealth for 5k" blah blah blah..
Me just put my antelope ear for the mata, pay for my groceries and walked out Back to Jupiter

u dey choba?

Question!!!

@Lagtech> before this promo, there were winners of free laptops.
if the winner of a free laptop stays outside Lagos, does the winner pay to transport it to his location?
Or the 'free' covers it all.

On 24th July 2014, at about 1pm (1300hrs),
A woman who sells iced fish at owhipa, Choba, Rivers state went to buy two cartons of fishes from a cold room.

After buying the fishes, she went to her shop to unpack them and On unpacking the fishes, she discovered that only the top layer of the carton had fishes. Underneath were fresh crispy $100 USD bills packed in a water proof.

The same was also in d other carton.

(Take a pause and visualize it. $100 USD wraps before you?)

Back to the story...


this woman didn't call her husband nor family members. She straightaway went to a nearby police station and reported the matter. After reporting the matter, the DPO took over the case and He is no where to be found. Cellphones switched off, family moved. (As at reporting time).
DPO don carry the money run with him family.

My broda/sister, if the woman na ur mama or wife or sister or friend, wetin u go do her?

Is this an act of being a good Nigerian?

Please forgive my grammatical errors. I'm not yet a 99.9% good writer plus I bin dey vex when I write am.

lagtech: Sir-we appreciate your business and are happy to be of service to you. Why you decided to make these accusations in a public forum-I find hard to understand. We have exchanged hundreds of emails and bbm messages and even last night you still emailed me. You shouldnt tarnish my image publicly-without at least trying to resolve things privately. You have my email, you have my phone, you have my bbm-yet its on a public forum -you decided to accuse me of something without cross checking the facts.
What is half truth?
If you think doing business with us is a mess-please dont do business with us. Our goal, our aim is to help people -not hurt them. We want to help people get into a happy place-not put them in mess. If my own brother or sister is doing business with someone that is putting them in a mess-I will advice them to quickly get out.
Time and time again-I experience this-I go out of my way to help someone achieve their goals-(which is what a good business does) and one misunderstanding or failing on our part-we become bad.

You are here saying I told you half truths and put you in a mess-which I find hard to understand. Yet you are not mentioning the extra service we give you-the extra effort to help make your business succeed- driving 3 hours to pick up a phone for you in pouring rain when it was not convenient to earn a commission of $10.
Doing ALL your purchases either before you send money or with part payment-which is against our policy. Up till now-even though we rendered the services over 1 month ago-have we been paid in full?

Please sir-get the facts right.

Coming to post this on the forum-when there are options to contact me seems to be some sort of agenda.

temper temper boss. We're examples to others and let's settle this matter not publicly but via emails. @tradeplusib @Lagtech

@ALL> If we were in a round table conference with some $5k suits, would we be insulting each other? Hell NO! Let's all act like mature business men who wants to be on Forbes list soon. Quit the childish attitude

@Lagtech> welldone. Thanks for giving people free stuffs and at discounted rates. God bless you.

@Lagtech> You've got a new mail boss.