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perfectly normal bro. I've bin there before. At that age u can't even handle a relationship better face whatever are doing now and leave out distractions.

After I've been raped, I'll rape her back. Shikeena!!

It's either u mezzed up or he's beginning 2 take d relationship serious and wants u to imbibe d cooking habit. Whichever way, u still look handful, Trying shedding some fat too.

jaxmanreal:
I have been crushing on a girl in my street..... this night her brother invited. me to his bday party and she was there..Eva since she saw me she has b tweaking in my front ... please advise

Tweaking!! Abeg abeg send me d IMEI details so far i am guaranteed unlimited surfing.

And u didn't tell him every 4th of July is world's-maga-day. U sef nor try. Atleast he should know what u guys are celebrating.


Btw who u sef epp?

Make some noise for d desi boys!!


Buh OP no try am with my ex ooo if u no wan land for igbobi. ;>

And are u not supposed to be in Bible study at this time monsterdeeq abi prick?

This has happened to me on three occasions or so. The last one was so real. Looked like some dirty demons were trying to tie me to d bed even after gaining some level of consciousness. It was not until I shouted d blood of Jesus I gained myself. Sometimes these things go beyond sleep paralysis alone especially when u've lately been involved in tarot readings, horoscope and pornography too.

OP d problem is not whether ur in her league or not but rather if she feels d same way as U. D signs prove otherwise in dis case. Maybe she sees u just as a good friend. She missed u does not necessarily mean she loves u(not romantically). She just happen 2 miss d jokes and chats u used 2 have. It's not bad idea u opened ur mind to her though wish u d best.

So d whites think dey can set standards of what female beauty should mean for us again. Like who cares. We desire real women n not bitches. Anorexic zombies claiming beauty.

Very inspiring!

Learnt a thing or two. Time to put my father's six plots of land into use, atleast 2 begin with. But truth is dt finance has been a major setback for most enterprising young Nigerians.

Ok

Collins10:
That is not what the person meant. What the person mean is that the 19,800 is not worth her life at all.

of course,nothing on earth here is worth anyone's life. She simply died in d course of her service 2 d nation but tagging such to a meagre sum is bemeaning. It could have been me. She's a fallen hero. Rest on dear.

RIP to d dead...so sad u had 2 leave so soon.

jaelz:
Phew ontop 19,800 God forbid bad thing

so na 19 800 ginger u go serve...SMH

You say?

RealSleek:
did they collect it from you...cos i sent my brother and another applicant

yes they did.

Mine worked flawlessly yesternight.
U shuld have switched off ur phone,remove d sim and put it back again. Better still change ya proxy port to 127.0.0.1

RealSleek:
you are not alone so dont fret...i sent someone too they didnt collect it ...

some guys are just spreading false information here

It's not a false rumour.I went there myself on monday cos i did mine on d the 6th. They didn't collect 4rm d person u sent doesn't mean they are not collecting.

Dt guy must be an engine guy.

Waaaoww!

bolanleayodeji97:
good afternoon house.
pls I did my screening in osogbo on 6/6/2016 and they did not ask us to submit anything then. bt I read on nairaland now that we shld go n submit the photocopy of our credentials. pls cn I submit on Monday? can someone submit on my behalf? or is nt necessary again.....pls ur response here will save my soul

unfortunately it's true. I'll b going 2 osogbo on Monday though.

kekakuz:
there are rich guyz on Nairaland. they are all freaking poor

after u've been warned not to smoke garri with igbo.

timsonpreye:
do u think its easy to dey change email and moniker Use ur head ijn

then use ur head not 2 get banned too. U flout rules and don't want 2 face it's consequences. There is a reason for everything that I know. The mods are even fair enough.Going by d numerous hate speeches and immature comments I see here everyday at least 80% of nairalanders should have been served life bans. They go ahead to insult even d President as if they are man enough 2 face him in reality.

why are u guys taking dis ban thing seriously like it's a court ruling. A larger percent of people here exist under a pseudonym. Why not accept it or learn from it as d case may be. If e too worst create a new moniker and move ahead.

dheolexaone:
Make me sef do yanga.

is that ur kid brother?

stahrkhid:
I also heard they are only paying mortgage allowance..... And that the money is nothing to write home about..... How true is this.... Someone should please clear our doubts and questions with reliable information

they've been paying that since @mortgage only that u will apply and required 2 pay a certain amount of money for processing.

D ones that irk me the most are those non-Academic staffs at our federal universities. Imagine coming to work around 11am only to start discuss ingTelemundo when i needed 2 do my final clearance & get back to lagos ASAP. Worst they are very rude. And to think most of them used School certificate in getting d job..*yuck*

Too much hate on girls here. U na no dey tire?

So she said just "Hi" and u already feeling like what i dont know...o ya clap 4 urself. It's becos of pple like u dey complain of making d first move on a guy they like.
Guess u own ur own conglomerate then.

#Very immatured post

snadguy007:
Op, you can lie ooo. Wait first, where is the ball

Next time if you want to lie, be brief; thats why adverts are short

Choi!!

Bros i hail ooo. E clear say U be ajebo. It is well...

kholexgman:
Oga stop disturbing your self....they are not collecting any photocopy in osun....I was screened on Tuesday and they didn't collect anything ..

tnx man ah think say na only me waka kom.

Pls anyone going 2 Osun H/Q for d screening next week from Lagos should pls help a brother. I need 2 submit photocopies of my credentials.