₦airaland Forum

Lol....very weak....monkey does not have any punch again

my parents dont live in the shit hole....we decided forward long time ago. For you, you will die in that forsaken hellhole. No hope... lol

Anyways, people here are already booking tickets for December 2025 oblee....your government is awaiting our arrival to help your economy and you wives and bannies are secretly texting us too for gifts.....we come dominate your territory...alpha mode... 🦁 ......😆 🤣 😂

Jabroni.....oya start crying by responding.....local 🐕

galserv:
Ode! Send 'remittance' to your old parents back home first
Ignoramus!!

Jabroni my monkey.....how much do you need to feed...elebi? 😆 🤣 😂

galserv:
Ode japa slave. If you sleep on duty, you will be fired.
Think of your folks back home now and get some sleep before the grind

No sir. You are the one misinterpreting this simple report.

It states that of all cities African cities measured, Lagos is among the 10 with the highest cost of living.

The might have measured 50/100/200/ cities we dont know from the write up unless they avail us more details of their analysis, but Lagos is part of the top 10 with most expensive cost of living. Finish.

DeLaRue:
People are reading the data upside down.

The list is basically stating that of the top 10 African cities listed, Lagos is one of the cheapest.

Many Nigerians, particularly the young ones on social media have convinced themselves that this is the worst country in the world.

In reality, that is far from being the case.

Even compared to Ghana and some neighbouring countries, petrol, gas, and several other goods are still cheaper in Nigeria.

This is more than a comprehension problem. It

Do you know the cost of living in other cities that are considered cheaper?

Na wah o!!

ALISMILE:
I live in Lagos, I don’t see Lagos as being expensive, really. Except they are talking about places like VI, Ikoyi, Lekki and others. But those are choice areas

Lagos shouldn’t be on this list!

😆 🤣..Jabroni my monkey on nairaland.

I have been wanting to ask you this. How much donyou make from these your "online huzzling" aka scamming/yahoo ?

I can give you a decent living devoid of spiritual repercussions and endless harrasment from "the boys in red"

I can place you on a salary for life, it is a small change to my earnings. It wouldn't stop me from coming in December to bully you though.... lol!!

Oya respond publicly but send your aza via pm. Your life and the economy of your shithole where you live needs the rewards of my nightshifts

galserv:
Olodo japa slave. Go and get ready for tonight's grind

Lol...weaker from Jabroni the local bingo

Oya respond....Jabroni

galserv:
Olodo japa slave is feeling funky
Hunger will wire folks back home if you don't grind hard

Lol....differentiate between Revenue and Budget...let us test if you are nit dyslexic....

Tueh!!....local okiri... dog 😆

You are my monkey here...coming tinstraff your mama and your bannies in December and you cant si nothing about it...aka buruku!

galserv:
Olodo! You're a slave
Now prepare for tonight's grind Family is waiting back home.
Omo ale!!

Jabroni...the local bingo.... 😆 🤣
Dem born you well male you pass local bus park...

Same idiot who does not know the difference between a budget and a revenue....who born monkey..?

Mumu...oya respond, eranko jati jati..despicable being....tueh!!

galserv:
Ode! Feed your hungry family first. That's why they sold all to sponsor you abroad.

Face your slave job so that you don't get sacked

Did you read the report or you have permanent dyslexia ? Where did they mention UN?

Ndenomy:
Useless UN flexing muscle when it comes to 3rd world countries but have failed to arrest Netanyahu and his cohorts. Who takes those toothless bulldogs seriously again?

Insurgency in Nigeria has affected everyone both religion. So make them getat!!

Yes

Ringstonermasks:
they all need to return to PDP and work together to kick the disaster from AsoRock.

Jabroni....my monkey....You have not answered my question....what do you want me to bring for you...? Cos Iknow you are a hungry mofo......I can feed you forever if you beg me.... 😉 😆 🤣

galserv:
Otondo japa slave. When did your nightshift end?
Oya go and prepare for the next grind
Your folks are waiting on your remittance

Intersting. Lots of implications

If sanctions are imposed then Nigerian economy will finally collapse.

It also looks like the Trump administration may not be a fan of this drug lord Tinubu. He may proceed to ask FBI/CIA to release his past criminal files

Lol.....weaker still from a jobless online fraudster wannabe mofo....my monkey on nairaland. I own you. Gbabe!!

When i come in December what do you want me to bring for you? Your babe and mama have requested for saputo milky chocolates.....and I shall obliige them cos theybm will allow me spread my seeds in them while you scamper to the village.

Isn't a shame to you that nightshift worker comes around and not only your economy booms but your women are happier too? 😆

Jabroni...respond....olofo!!

galserv:
Olofo japa slave! Face your nightshift slave job before you get sacked.
Pity your folks back home waiting for your 'remittance'
Oniro oshi!!

Weak....from my Nairaland monkey....lol

I can conveniently put you on permanent salary for the rest of your life....how.much osnit to feed and clothe your daily....? N15000? That is less thn a 10 minutes pay.....pauper!

And if you ever run into a health adversity in life/ future and you need a reference so you can get a health tourism visa to come take medically advanced treatment here, on my bills, dont forget to dm me...... i am into then profession of saving lives....I wont mind thay you are utterly stupid and daft .....

For now...enjoy yiur shithole...jabroni....local dog 🐕

galserv:
Olodo japa slave. Prepare for your nightshift.
Your folks are waiting for your 'remittance'
Ignoramus!

Lol....monkey, worry less about my folks...they are all fine an none is in your shithole...we all decided the chaotic and corruption laden life you lot live in is not for us and we had moved ahead for the sake of our future generations.

We are the ones proppig up your life....if we dont come to spend the Night-shift money, you for don die by now. Your CBN governor and President are in their knees everyday for diapora remiitance.....they are even proposing taxing us whenever we come to own your wives/bannies/mothers with $3 chocolates and mini perfumes......while you scamper to the village to hide...beta!!

I am your father...your alpha...I own you....you are a local 🐕

galserv:
Ode! Your folks' welfare back home is at risk.
They are all waiting for your 'remittance' to survive
Don't let them down. Face your slave job.

Hey my 🐒 on nairaland...lol You are frtting weaker with your responses.... 😆 🤣 😂

I knew you would respond....you dont want tp be termed a ba..ard!!

Sure, I am workingbhard to save your economy, yiur CBN governor keeps texting me not to forget to send money home to save the asses of "online cashing out but broke by day naira spenders like you" .....jabroni!!!

Oya respond...I am your alpha here!

galserv:
Olodo japa slave
Face your slave job lest you get sacked.
Your folks are waiting for your remittance
Ignoramus

Lol....my 🐒 on nairaland... 😆 🤣

I knew you would respond. Who born you?? 😆

I am your alpha and you must do my bidding. I am coming to drive you to your village in December( into hiding when i land) with all your kobo kobo daily cash out from my niteshift earnings.

Jabroni...oya respond.....if you do, you are confirming you are a beta and my monkey....and if you do not...you are a bast...d!! 🤣 😂

galserv:
Olodo japa slave

Go and prepare for your nightshift

Your folks back home are waiting for your remittance

Ode!

My monkey on nairaland...... 😆

I don't bother to read your gibberish anymore( whon
wastes time reading from a retard that couldn't differentiate between budget and revenue). I just got to my mentions and look out for your post....it is an entertaiment thrill getting someone to do your bidding on social media. I sha know you will respond.....local bingo.... 😆 🤣

Countdown to december has begun, we are working hard saving from our nightshifts so we can come tonyour city and drive you, the local dogs, to the village for about 4 weeks when we dominate your territory (bannes,wives and mumsys dem) with $3 chocolates and cheap miniso perfumes from walmart.....alpha mode!! 🦁

Chase the "everyday cashout mugus" to the villages while the the diasporan lion roams and debuse their women....alpha mode!!!!

I am your alpha here...oya respond......Jabroni 😆 🤣 😂

If you do not respond ....you be ba..ard!!

galserv:
Olodo japa slave! You are browsing on duty Don't let them sack you o Hunger will wire your indigent folks back home

Oya double up and face your slave job.

Lol....weak comeback...yiu van do better

....with my job I come to dominate you and your family and fred your country via my remittance. If I don't you will die miserably.

Jabroni......oya respond....you still have some change to buy 3gb data on that your MTM 2.5g mifi right? Wait till they increase it. Meanwhile I am using a 5g broadband here...not the 2g MTN lies to you that it is a 5g...lol....aja oko....local dog

galserv:
Omo ale! Face your slave job. Olodo!!

Your indigent folks back home are waiting for your 'remittance'

Lol.....coming from someone who could not differentiate between budget and revenue or diaspora remiitance and forex inflow.....we got high school grade 6 pupils that wil teach you those basics here....jabroni!! 😆 🤣

You are not only intellectually handicapped .....i own you and your mama here....with a pack of chocolates when I arrive December, you hear? Cheap things upon all the cash out stories....local bingo....😆 🤣 😂

galserv:
Ode! Omo igi!! Shame on you and your prostitute family members. Please hustle well o to send money to them

Ignoramus!!!

My monkey...lol...why are you so weak in punches?...you have been repeating same lines

U know i do your mother and babes when I land and I give them kobo kobo and a pack of chocolate and then send my regards to you via my alpha scents all over your holes....including your mama's

Niteshift is going on well....we dont want you to die of hunger and your CBN governor keeps wailing for us not to forget you guys....we are counting down to another December oblee... lol

Jabroni.....

galserv:
Olodo japa slave. Just say your female relatives get banged by your fellow japa slaves

How is your nightshift going?

Lol.....we make money and then come December come bang your wives and mother for kobo kobo and a box of answer and you think you are living?? Alpha mode

I am your alpha.....accept it

galserv:
Olodo japa slave

It's your type that declined their transactions when they returned to base Next time, we are collecting CASH.

Nobody is begging for diaspora remittance.

If you are tired of sending money to your aged parents and relations back home, you are free to stop. They will survive.

You earn forex and spend forex

I earn forex and spend Naira

I don't expect you to understand

Omo ale! Otondo!!

Lol..jabroni the entertainer.....Nigerians earn more
and your government still begs for diasporan remittance everyday? Oponu

Send me your aza let me bless you with some forex. What you earn in 1 year, I earn in a day...lol

After all yourbl suffering, we go do nightshift so tey we come December oblee come bang una wives and girlfriends for peanuts....maaga

Oya, reapond....you are my monkey on Nairaland

galserv:
Olofo japa slave. Go and prepare for your nightshift. Gateman oshi.

I am sure you are still CREDIT worthy that's why you are feel funky

Nigerians earn more than diaspora remittances today.

Ode!

Correct

id4sho:
Fubara needs to fix Wike through hard vawulence

Paid write up. Completely bias.

Jabroni....Your stupidity is not what the world worry about. We know the meaning of diaspora remiitance......you can keep deluldin yourself

You can send your aza let me bless your hungry life tp pay for data so you can keep entertaining me...we full ground here living our dreams while you keep assuming...on December, we land to clme borrow your babes for a few weeks and return them ehen we are leaving...lol

By the way, dont digress....can you explain to us the difference between revenue and budget....olodo?

Oya respond, you are my monkey on Nairaland....

galserv:
Olodo japa gateman CBN cannot tell the diffference

I CASH OUT through various means that are TRANSPARENT to the system and can easily be tagged as DIASPORA REMITTANCE

We don't depend on your remittances anymore. We earn MORE. Thank God.

😆...ole. thief...you are the one thinking it is diasporan remittance, the world and CBN call it forex inflow.

What was I expecting anyway, a Jabroni assumes whatever his miniscule brain tells him. Youbare unlettered...lol

Oya I want to laugh again this morning.....can you explain why the Govt. Is paying N7.7trilion for subsisdy in 2025?

galserv:
Olodo! Face your slave job.

I CASH OUT through various means that are TRANSPARENT to the system and can easily be tagged as DIASPORA REMITTANCE

Ignoramus!!

Monkey....who cares about what you cash out....definition is definition. You can argue with google or any dictionary that defined omit as such...mumu

Illiterate...lol.....aha send me dm anytine you are hungry or you magas dont pay. I will feed you from my nite shift money...


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galserv:
Olodo JAPA SLAVE! CBN cannot tell all the time.

Again, I CASH OUT through various means that are TRANSPARENT to the system and can easily be tagged as DIASPORA REMITTANCE

Ignoramus!!

lol...see attachment below. One word defines you....illiterate. I knew you did not go to school the moment you could not differentiate between budget and revenue.

Jabroni...oya respond, I am having fun...or dm me let me send feeding money to you from my nightshift...

galserv:
Olofo!!! CBN cannot differentiate.

I CASH OUT through various means that are TRANSPARENT to the system and can easily be tagged as DIASPORA REMITTANCE

JAPA SLAVE!!

My friend, you must have a serious reasoning issue if a statistic is shown to be universally accepted by all agencies of the world that have the wherewithal to validate, test and review statistics. UN or WHO woukd not take any dtatistic that they believe is questionable.

You are the one that needs to reveiw your reasoning processes.

Almunjid:
You provided an elaborate response without addressing my query. I specifically questioned how the life expectancy of 54.6 years in Nigeria was determined. Referring me to websites of international agencies or general hospitals does not answer my question.

It's unclear how these agencies arrived at the 54.6-year figure. Using only data from general or teaching hospitals within the country may not accurately represent the overall life expectancy. Other factors should be considered when determining this figure. Please suggest a more reasonable method for assessing life expectancy.

Peace!

Ani seh! You are a jabroni. 😆 🤣 😂

Check the definition of diadporan remittance . It is different from forex inflow earned by individuals and corporates in Nigeria . CBN differentiate that much they did not employ dafts like you.

Why am I surpised? Someoe who could not differentiate between budget and revenue, how on earth did I even raise my expectations? 😆 🤣 😂

When you ate hungry,you can dm me....I will help you with some forex ao you dont die of hunger....weyrey... lol

galserv:
Od*!!!

A good chunk of the 'dispora remittances' is actually foreign income earned by Nigerians in Nigeria. Nigerians here now earn more than you slaves over there.

CBN has NOT found a way of separating the two.

Lol jabroni....you dont even have a punch

We do nightshift and send the money down to help alleviate the suffering of those of you back home.

Your economy now relies more on diaspora remittances. Or did you not see your CBN givernir celebrating the increase in diasporan remittance as a big achievement in January?

Without the people doing nightshifts, you would have been eating yourselves on the streets of Nigeria.

Dont send any pm request to me to help you with some money when you go hungry o!!

Oya, bring another one on, I am having fun....local drudge

galserv:
Olod* japa slave! Go and sleep before your next nightshift.

Ignoramus!!