campbelljosh:
Funny enough my hands are so straight on wheels and i can reverse, make a U-turn quite well.

wow........................bravo.....................

I've just enrolled myself here in Enugu, at Okpara square. There are many vehicles used by training schools there to teach people how to drive

campbelljosh:
I didn't learn how to drive tbvh, i always sit in the front seat of public transport and paid keen attention to how the drivers manoeuvre the car here and there, so when i had access to cars i put it into practice then zoooooom i go

How about the steering wheel control? didn't you have any challenge with it when trying to drive for some time?

Congratulations bro

sade911:
I am a 29 years old working class lady based in Ibadan. You can contact me on 08162210089. I need a guy with genotype AA, he must be a working class residing in ibadan and a christian

Tell us your spec

Oya post evidence

Bmaster:
too handsome.
They don't believe I won't cheat

I can't wait to accept huge gifts from my in-law family.
After all, we are becoming one soon.
If they like they should offer me a car as a gift. I will drive it home peacefully.

Jennyclay:
May God help you broke and struggling men!

Biko, stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in poverty

Nobody wants to settle for less my dear!

What's up? Pls have some sympathy on us. Are you single and searching?

folake4u:


Give me 500k for the short course. It's an introductory course with 10 modules.

Haha...... that's more than my annual income

folake4u:


Perse please!!! 😭😭🤣🤣

Women enjoy sex when their partner is keen on exploring their bodies. Heck, most men just want to pound abi dig, as if they're digging well. They don't even care if their wives are pleased. And that's why many women haven't experienced orgasm in their lives. Many won't even experience till they die.

Some of them can't even press boobs well. I see some of them squeeze pure water sachet, I imagine them squeezing their partner's boobs like that too and I cringe. That thing can be painful when not handled well.

I don't even blame women that hoard sex oh. If na me, I go begin press phone.

And yes, you're right. If they channel the money spent in chasing side chicks to investing in their wives and pleasuring her, there will be more happy homes.

But they don't understand this logic. A case of a fool and his money are soon parted.

You will be a good educator on sex.
Can you take me on a short course about satisfying a lady?

omolola15:


Sagamu papalanto is actually under construction.

Pls are you very sure of this?
How long has the construction started?
I wanted to use that route few days ago, I browsed online, but what I was seeing was it has been awarded to a contractor and that was like 2 to 3 years ago. But unfortunately I called someone who leaves at Odafa for confirmation but the report was heartbreaking.
So pls, if you are really sure of this update you have posted here then it's a good news for me, instead of going through Lagos, that route will reduce the hours by 2.

Jennyclay:
Honestly, Nigerian men are so childish.

Men should learn to help a lady without expecting anything in return .

If you like spend millions and billions on me, if I don’t love you anymore I will kindly end the relationship.

And you try to forcefully take my property from me just because you bought it for me then I would have to report you to the police or sue you for stealing.

Good for nothing men everywhere!!!
Bunch of morons!!

It's your type that will be jumping from one man to the other, because you want to be using them to gather properties.
My candid advice to ladies, is never to collect anything from any man you know you wouldn't marry.

Nazgul:

For real?

I've heard it in church countless times during testimony sessions.

You'll hear things like...Praise the Lord. I want to thank God for not allowing me deliver my child through CS. The doctor told me that I should get ready to be moved to the theater for operation, but I called daddy and he prayed with me on the phone and told me that CS is not my portion. And to the glory of God, I delivered before I was taken into the theater, the God of the Hebrew women appeared in the hospital and saved me from CS.

Then she would drop seed on the altar and leave.

The problem here is that there are other women who are seated in that congregation that gave birth through CS, how would they feel hearing that kind of testimony, does it mean that their own God is dead, are these ones better than them, is giving birth through CS an abomination, why not just thank God for safe delivery and drop the mic without condemning CS?

Some Africans are gullible.

It is grace, and I think they are at liberty to share the testimony. Same way, a student will be sharing testimony of graduation when some of his contemporaries in the church could not have sponsor.

FireUpNow:
Very sad pool woman suddenly becomes a window. I hope it was aindeed an illness oo because eom n are very weird in today's world. I just hope it's not what I am thinking oo

What are you thinking

Orinechi:
If he wasn't poisoned then his wife could be ahugbu ( Ihuoma)

Pls can you enlighten me about what ahugbu means

ONEjoblessGUY:
What's dis again bayii??

Is that dis celebrities ain't truly happy despite accumulating wealth,being famous and living fine........

Yet they seem to portray happiness everywhere.........

Lonely at the top

Pwettylinda:
Yoruba people hit him with JuJu

I read a similar comment just now. Tell me more pls

Reelmii:
Black Tuesday

And my best song na pariwo....he just released it

Mine na weekend

Vectors

nathyx:
21st century indomie generation heavily exposed to social media, how do you expect them to know that marriage requires a great deal of tolerance?? Thank God for the girl he blessed me with My wedding is next month, I don't have employment, zero source of income, zero kobo in my acct yet my woman loves me and eager to live the rest of her life with me cos she of knows am not a lazy man and I will never let my family sleep hungry. If you're still out there waiting for the perfect partner (100%) keep wasting your time marriage is not for feeble minds. Congratulations to me and wife in advance! October 21st 2023 save the date guys!

Don't come and deceive us here. You have something doing, how can you say she knows you will never let your family sleep hungry

4tomandchi:
Imo state and stories that touch which day death go reach Abuja governor door. Imo is the most dead state in the SE.

Where did you see Imo state here

Cow that should have been gunned down

ecolime:

Hahaha... E be like say you be foreigner.

People retire daily in all MDAs. How do you think their positions get filled? Via mass recruitment? 😃

Dey there make pant dey wear you

let me just be quiet

DiamondPant:


No offence, but you probably don't know much.
Replacement happen all the time in all agencies and the paramilitary agencies are always top on the list.
Replacement into the NCS costs around 1 million naira.
I have at least three close human beings who have joined the NCS between March 2023 and now through replacement.

how sure are you?

ecolime:
Very possible because underground recruitments happen all the time.

Just be careful

Capital No............................Nothing like replacement or underground recruitment.
Only mass recruitment is done.

Serendipity2023:


There are many dry young girls.

There are many dry older ones.

The first girl that squirted for me was older and above 35.

.

What does being dry mean

OneCandleAway:
Ok, where are the job adverts now, or testimonial of people who got jobs without connection

Many.......my dear.....just concluded customs 2021 recruitment was a great surprise.

stainlessnature:
Do it first.

Use them do shakara later.

Nigerian employers just find a way to give watery offers to big title jobs.

What is 50,000? Is it for kabukabu?

It's for garri, eba and agbado

Kobojunkie:
So your intention is to raise them from paycheck to paycheck as well?

https://www.nairaland.com/7773810/consequences-having-many-children-bad/4#124616202

Wahala

Kobojunkie:
You should go read through your own comment for yourself to see that you said nothing of the how you intend, in the bad economy that remains Nigeria, to do that. And no, God does not force kids on anyone neither did He promise to give you resources for kids you chose to bring into this world.

I am gainfully employed. And I earn good income that can sustain myself, two children and my wife.
And I said I'm planning to have just 2 children and you're quoting me like we have an unsettled business.
Kilode gan