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u got shares there?

y e dey pain u na?

its not 2 late to mend ya ways. u know dat, dont ya?

got a good job. fanx but i'll pass.

a truthful one too.

messed up!

why don't u apply? u might just get the job.

I dont do threat.

it's a fact I'm ure u can relate to.

see lauv o!

some1 pls tell me wat this thread is all abt.

lolabey to lol? sounds ssstupid --- for lack of a nicer word.

a bit late mate, stale pix.


PS: if u r gonna dish it, make it count as u neva know wat u'll be served.

no fanks, i'll pass.

Order? wetin dem dey order?

I tell u say i wan practice ojuju?


even if i was into ojuju, the color gan sef go put me off. surely Equi is just having a laff, right?

what's a guy doing wiv a name like Bbee anywayz?

and u also know empty barrel makes the loudest noise!

sly, i honestly cant rem. seeing any mail from u.


Studio, i neva get ur time o.

U no sabi read again ni? or ur FLOw pattern don dey touch?


Mykali of course, dats who

@Bbee,

you dont have to laugh o - matter of fact u dont have to laff @ all,, downside t that is you'd get old rather quick; that is if you arnt there yet!

It's actually asy if you think abt it.

Try first now, you might surprise yaself.

I no go see email first b4 I reply?

My people see me o!

Sly, I no see that email wey u say u go send o - just thot I'd chip that in.

U wish, I told you be - Only in ya dreams!

do u even understand what that means?

I'm sure you do.

still wishing? don't hold ya breathe - might lead to death.

Typical case of,

















If wishes were horses, beggars would ride!

wetin u wan start?

boo hoo hoo!

DEPENDS ON UR OWN EXPERIENCE. That'll determine what u do in the end.

A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

, HOW DO U FEEL BEING A NIGERIAN.

Gone were the days you will hear up soothin(IICC)now 3sc, up langers(Rangers of Enugu.Things have changed.What we now have are things like up galatikos,up gunners,up baka or barca,up man u,up blues to mention just few.
That has been one of the damages,that had been implanted into Nigerian football.