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See as i dey waka for street in a scorching hot sun dis afternoon all in d name of getting 1 yeye affidavit.i tut dey say anoda name 4 uniben na unistress,but i neva even travell go benin so y my own stress cum start 2day here in ilorin?,GOD abego,now uniben don dey put jala 4 there fee,CHINEKE NA UR HAND WE DEY O

benkings: metaphycist wat ah u calculatin here? D total money is more dan wat u calculated....frndz b ready to spend more dan wat he wrote,TRUST ME,uniben dy increase evrytin nw o

where dis old man talk say im cum 4m now?,baba abeg go sleep

Metaphycist: I'm turning 2 a bee dat's why.Bt I'll mak sure I log in evri nite at least.

,ok,dat b cool,wat courx were u gvn again?

Mexyz: One thing i jst want to knw is wen we re payn ds outrageous tuition fee. I mean,wen re we payn it, is it deep into 1st semester or immediately we resume?

.mexyz,u again,u on point,hlp me ask,hope d cash wont b paid at once cox i fit sell my landlord buildn.bt guy,y ar u complaining,u don finish indomie money ni?

Oh God,wat ar they thinking,mk we poormen pikin go villa?

Am i nt undstndn sumtin or wat,ar u guyz sayn there's been an increment on d school fee or wat,sum1 pls rply d poor boi

Metaphycist: Spent 2day wit Jessicavizzy!
It ws well spent I mst say!
2go@Metaphycist

.i hardly c u on 2go,meta

Chikizzle: FREE ONLINE CLEARANCE
FREE ACCOMMODATION
We wlc u all to ds GREAT n PRESTIGEOUS University. UNIBEN.
As we all knw d 2012/2013 clearance is here again. 2 ds effect MFMCF is offerin FREE ONLINE CLEARANCE to all interestd freshers as a means of sayin URE WELCOME.
D online process has begun already n we av cleared sum students ds week by d help of God.We also giv all round assistance inorder 4 u 2 get ur required documents n also we hep students PAY THEIR CLEARANCE FEES,4 dose witout internet enabled ATM.
Hostel Accommodation strts on Mon 5th Nov bt inorder 2 ease ur clearance we re providin u wit FREE ACCOMMODATION @ our secretariat until ure given ur temporary Accomondation.
For our God fearin brethren hu wants 2 kip d fire burnin 4 God on campus d Lord wud hep us assist u spiritually cos as we all knw d days re evil n we re at d EDGE OF D END.
U myt b askin y all ds offers,d bible says in Matt9:36, "Bt wen He saw d multitudes,He ws moved wit compassion 4 dem,because dey wer weary n scattered,like a sheep havin no shepherd".
Notin moves God like wen he sees people witout direction.
UNIBEN is also knwn as UNISTRESS n dats y we re here 2 help ease d stress.
If ure interestd in our offers or u av probs wit ur online clearance or any qstn concernin UNIBEN or better still oda issues y nt contact us:
Bro Dammy- 08068349860
Bro John- 08164550222
Bro Chike- 08187638394, 08168589535.
Man Of Fire- 08122751680.
MOUNTAIN OF FIRE AND MIRACLES CAMPUS FELLOWSHIP
Making Life better for you
GOD BLES YOU
JESUS IS LORD

all d time,amen.bro make una kip my own space 4me,as soon as i enta benin on saturday nxt wk,ah go track una down,hp d bonanza no go end by den,GOD BLESS U

Chikizzle: FREE ONLINE CLEARANCE
FREE ACCOMMODATION
We wlc u all to ds GREAT n PRESTIGEOUS University. UNIBEN.
As we all knw d 2012/2013 clearance is here again. 2 ds effect MFMCF is offerin FREE ONLINE CLEARANCE to all interestd freshers as a means of sayin URE WELCOME.
D online process has begun already n we av cleared sum students ds week by d help of God.We also giv all round assistance inorder 4 u 2 get ur required documents n also we hep students PAY THEIR CLEARANCE FEES,4 dose witout internet enabled ATM.
Hostel Accommodation strts on Mon 5th Nov bt inorder 2 ease ur clearance we re providin u wit FREE ACCOMMODATION @ our secretariat until ure given ur temporary Accomondation.
For our God fearin brethren hu wants 2 kip d fire burnin 4 God on campus d Lord wud hep us assist u spiritually cos as we all knw d days re evil n we re at d EDGE OF D END.
U myt b askin y all ds offers,d bible says in Matt9:36, "Bt wen He saw d multitudes,He ws moved wit compassion 4 dem,because dey wer weary n scattered,like a sheep havin no shepherd".
Notin moves God like wen he sees people witout direction.
UNIBEN is also knwn as UNISTRESS n dats y we re here 2 help ease d stress.
If ure interestd in our offers or u av probs wit ur online clearance or any qstn concernin UNIBEN or better still oda issues y nt contact us:
Bro Dammy- 08068349860
Bro John- 08164550222
Bro Chike- 08187638394, 08168589535.
Man Of Fire- 08122751680.
MOUNTAIN OF FIRE AND MIRACLES CAMPUS FELLOWSHIP
Making Life better for you
GOD BLES YOU
JESUS IS LORD

all d time,amen.bro make una kip my own space 4me,as soon as i enta benin on saturday nxt wk,ah go track una down,hp d bonanza no go end by den,GOD BLESS U

ybnl994: Pls,can i pay d acceptance fee of 65k using first bank's atm?

did u jez said 65 or 45?

benkings: lol,my guy b4 u die of hypertension chek dis link http://allafrica.com/stories/200405050606.html/
www.nabtebnigeria.org/news1.htm

my guy,u d man,dnt wrry,ah go gv u my kiddo sis mk u marry,bt na urubu she b o

emmanuel okafor: check. Ur Jamb text book were dey give u wen u buy d form. Ur answer dey their

broda,i wasnt gvn,pls do u tink dey accpts it?

ABEG,UNIBEN DEY ACCEPT NABTED RESULT?

Energieman: Hi new unibenites. I great you. You're welcome to the great citadel. Now that the online clearance has commenced, handle everything with care. There's probability that verve wount do the payment again just like the pre-post-utme era. Your O'level online print out will still be requested from you even if you have the certificate. Gently and steady please... The school cannot withdraw their admission at this point, so no fear... Be careful of who wants to help you... Help fills the air right now from every source.
Take care.
I'm energieman

pls do they accepts nabteb results?

Hello beautiful people,aspirant of uniben,there's this information reaching me direct from the source,that our dear friend,father of 5,driver,farmer etc MR AKHIGBODE,for those who known him as driver,his willing to sell out his admission provision,his going back 2 his former old job farmer,fisherman at his village,so any intrested person should dail dis number 0809ja, for more info.

Emmybrownbob: yes bt ready 2 send dem 2 of d scratch card.

uniben accepts nabteb result,pls?

45k?,cud sum1 pls gv me d blueprint in2 world bank building,ah nid 2 break sum rule 2 gt dis kinda money.

MAKE UNA NO STREX UNA XEF MY FRNDS,THERE WONT B A TYM CLEARANCE WILL SKIP US BY,NEITHER WE ALL WILL BEING DENIED OF OUR ADMISSN,XO SMILEEEE

datogen: I now know my username and password just as I know my date of birth, all thanks to UNIBEN's lazy, foolish, sluggish and stupendous approach to this clearance issue. People have started with guess works again. Maybe, Maybe not, I think, I hope, UNIBEN might or might not... I just taya. If acceptance fee payment is like this, I wonder what physical clearance and hostel allocation will be like.

i heard 4m a very gud reliable source,dat d online clearance.....lol

voucher: DEEP Insult!

d guy deservs it cox he askd 4 it.i cum 2 find out dat most of d chums here in d forum 2 lyk I.T.K(i to knw)choi,nawa o.xup metap

datogen: I called the REGISTRAR but there was no response. The VC's line was switched off. Can someone suggest another official for me to call? If I don't see the details for clearance b4 midnight, I'm gonna call FLOODS into their offices and homes. I don tok my own finish.

lets try their home addresses.

Nuel01: Information reaching me says dat, school fees has bn increased 4rm N40k to N45k and acceptance fee is N34,250 for new studnt while for old stdnt 4rm N10k to N15k. Hostel fee N6,500 to N8,000 which has bn suspended because SUG protesting against d hostel fee hype. Get ur doc ready and start ur online clearance by monday 22nd oct while d physical clearance 5th Nov. Wish u guys a safe journey down 2 benin and a stressful clearance period.

ABEG MK IM JXT B WASH O,I PRAY

snave007: Admission letter[check], original jamb result[check], affidavit of non-membership of secret cult[check], affidavit of good conduct[check], waec result[check], birth certificate[check]

.NEPABILL?,REPORT CARD 4 UR PRIMARY SCHL?,RECIPTS 4 UR FOOD STUFFS?

Mexyz: @blocx03, funny dude, i win money no mean say uniben go cme corner am 4 my hand na....dat guy jst mke me dey rethink abt d expenses awaitn me in d next cumn days...na to dey chop mre indomies o, maybe ma code go win again.

MA GUY,CHOP DIS MONEY,ABI MONEY FIT CHOP IMXEF O,ABI U WAN MK AL DIS BENIN GALS CHOP AM 4U.GUY OPEN D CODE 2 DIS INDOMIE AWUF 4ME,U B LUCKY GUY

oses d rapkinga: add me on drapkinga1 (2go)
note u re nt poor, be positive

copy dat,champ

oses d rapkinga: xup pple, m new to nairaland and am new to dis forum, but i must confess it has helped me a lot.................
dis is ma first tyme of processing admission although av been through from secondary school since 2009..........
i scored 236 in JAMB
i scored 48 in P-UME
aggregrate was 54
theater art
and i was admitted.................

after reading a lots of post in this forum,
all that came out of my mouth was thank you JESUS
because people wey knw book pass me no get Admission

I pray GOD comfort those people and i wish them better luck next tyme
please i need someone to really update me on the clearance and acceptance

my bb pin is 21890F7D

thanks

.XUP COURSE MATE,SOWI,POOR MEN DNT PING,BUT U CAN ASWEL GV ME U 2GO I.D MK I PING U

Mexyz: 29K for course registratn? Where u pay dat one put? Guy pls mke it clean on ds cos i don't undstnd ds ur explanatns o..34,250k 4 acceptance, 29k for course reg nd d skul fees is nt even there. Hey guy no go anywhere o,talk to me..holds his trousers.

me grabing him on his G-string pant.but mexzy,y ar u worried abt d amount,no b u jxt won spaghetti money?

Mexyz: Gud talk metaphycist, they shud bring out acceptance fee details o b4 ma people go finish ds millions wey i win 4 INDOMIE MILLIONAIRES PROMO. Oya uniben wake up 4rm ur slumber nd gve us d details... Osas is ma name fwnds.

my man,hafa,au we fit split dis dough?

Tgirl-temmy:
Guyz, after you login click on your admitted course of study u will see some info.

i c noting o

benkings: @obago,u ah disturbin us wit dis antiEYA campaign o,if u av any questn 4 metaphycist u call his numba,atleast he as drop his numba smwhr in dis thread luk 4 it n cal im 1 on 1.
Lets talk of hw 1st day in sch wuld luk lyk,hw ah d behavioural attitude of lecturer n oda sch bla bla bla
#PEACE

ABI O,I 1DA O.GUYS,HOPE ALL FEE WANT B PAYED AT ONCE?

Metaphycist: I bliv I made my point earlier.However,as d proponent,I hv evrytin up in my head.I cnt leav dem der lest dey escape.Consequently,I wrot it so as to provide d thoughts,structure,composition n modus Operandi.
No one else will spearhead it's writin except me cuz apparently, I alone cn provide it's all in all in detail.U cn write d Constitutn of smtin u knw ntin abt.
Long story short,What I penned down is nevertheless UNOFFICIAL.A legitimate one wil be drafted by a Committee of sound minds 2 reflect d opinion of d majority immediately der is time 2 breathe.D one I penned down wud make d work a lot easier!!!
Please grasp d point,I dnt wana drive on dis route again.

HMMM,POLITICS GAME DON START B DAT O.