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Imagine,av not even being cleared o,my cash don dey show red light,GOD,i av no where 2 run 2 o,hmmm

Attention 2 all students,weda u stayn at ekosodin or not,u all nid 2 pay ur EKOSODIN FORM,pay ur raw cash at BELLA HOSTEL,where u going 2 meet BENKING,YOUNGARTIST,AKHIBGODE(rtd driver)

Adrainzeez....eatn wit him ryt now Akigbode....ran away wit my trailer Benking....his own turn 2 cook meal 4 i and youngartist 2day youngartist....a silly poor fellow,washing d plate we used 4 eatn ysday gravity....searching 4 his document at d auditorium sumdays ago,na wetin woman cause o yinkart....checkd,bt his a calm fellow nimi....she's a black beauty.JESSICA,FRISKYBENSON,u d nxt

Metaphycist: Chocofalls.......Check
Mayorkings.....Check
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Blox03................Check
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Chiemeka Orizu..Check
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Still Checking.....

i 1da if ur eyes stil dey 4 im socket.

On d clearance stage,apart 4m paymnt 4 d record file,accptanc fee,na which oda paymnt remain again person nid pay?

Davidtolu: I woke up dis mawning receiving a goodnews call frm my phone abt my skul fees. I can't believe. Thank God.

u mean ur skul fee av been paid in2 ur acct?

See me see okoro soup o,imagine dat oyibo woman,afta av been cleared by anoda auditorium official,she carry ah own say my o'level result(nabteb) no suite my course(theatre art),say d only remmedy na 4 me 2 choose btw mass-com n fine art,dat where my result fit in,abeg mk she no go my acting dreams o

Men cum c armpit oozing 4m d queuey,everbdy jxt dey sweat 4 unda sun,i nearly fainted.

Metaphycist: Downloading clearance.....loading23%....55%....71%.....88%....95%.......99%.....ERROR!!
It ws jst an inch remainin b4 being Totally cleared,all of a sudden My Acceptance Letter vanished 4rm all my files.
Dos who flew at night 2 steal my Acceptance Letter sud pls stop such acts(I tut we all hv settled our diferences).....n dnt try 2 stop Metaphycist 4rm clearing next time.
I hv seen it tho...D officer collectd my name n sed I sud com 2mrw by 7am n I wil be attended to promptly.
Now Re-Downloading Clearance....Loading......43%

.reload wat!!!,d tin don turn 2 pump action?

EgobiambuEmmanuel: Well,it depends on the building.Newer ones are more expensive than older ones.However,you can get a 'room self contain' between 50-80 yearly.Why do you want 2 stay off campus?Well,I think you have not been to Ekenwan hostel.A visit will convince you!

bro,d place bam?

Callynx700: shey na off camp u won stay

still dey tink am o,depend on cheapest amount em fit dey rent am,wetin u tink

Abeg my guys,na lyk au much b d list(lowest) outside hostel 4 ekenwa campus

If u at d busary ryt now,dnt hesitte buzzing d calmed lad.08065744301

Eghosa graviti: hahahaha I go make sure say dem no Clear u tomorrow.why u no come tell me say na u? I go catch u 2morrow.

egbòn,no b my fault o,ah jxt wan lay low nani,as 4 d clearance,VC na my uncle,4m a reliable source

Eghosa graviti: ask ppl wey see me if na colour riot. Am a fashionist.u wount understand what I wore except u saw me.

ahahaha,graviti,u make me laf,ok,who do u tink was nxt our honourable driver wen he was asking u abt agege bread,which u said got spoilt afta sum days u'v being here in benin.I LYK DOZ UR MOSTACHE

benkings: Today was rili fun wit sheffman n d honourable trailer driver(rtd),met yinkart alxo...mhen d line 4 unity nr be here o n even bursary na no go area....
Bursary loading... .0%

.YEAH,U MEAN Blocx03(sheffman1),u guys all missed,it was so awesome meeting akhigbode(trailer driver) wit along wit his trailer,wit benking assisting him offloading d heap of TELLER at d unity bank

Eghosa graviti: If u wana see ne I. Am putting on. Plain white shirt,black trouser and Red shoe.

y colour riot?

Davidtolu: Glooming in prestige, surrounded by astonishing features influencing my charactristics positively. GOD Is Omnipotent, giving me unlimited excellence, rendering me unprecedented favour and brightening my star. GOD, make me the best among my mates. What they do dat is difficult for them will be done by me with ease in Jesus name. My clearance officer should be a patient, understanding and easy going human. Do not let me fall a victim to any act of violation of the clearance procedure that could terminate it. Let my name be special and attracted to the officers. Make me luminous with great intensity. Provide money for me dat will carry me throughout the process. Give my parents, brothers, sisters, relatives, well wishers, neighbours, friends and I long life and unending dominance. Let your name be glorified in my life. I rebuke accident or any sudden cause of illness from my way. Give me strenght, courage, wisdom and improve my understanding capacity more. Make Nigeria peacefully and bless us with good leaders. All these I ask through JESUS CHRIST my LORD. Amen. Be thou Magnified, all glory be unto you. Add and remove what I have asked because you only know the best for me. Take glory.

u skiped dis,make uniben reduce thier school fee,4 its 2much 4 sum students 2 afford,during d physical clearance at d auditurium,make d official no ask of extra money 4m the student.dat na where e dey touch me,gud mawning

Temitope2000: Manual clearance starts tomorrow MON 5th Nov 2012....
If U nid any kind of help whatsoever...08077183350,drazy005:2go id.
Cheers @ y'all:-)
Check out Metaphy...'s post 4 sm vital requirements...

"any kind of help"?igwe no go begin promise wey u no fit do,cox i myt jxt ask loan 4m u

mayorkings: Is there any1 here who clickd 'deferent of admission'?
@ blocx, Its till monday they'll be there again. Its just opposite school gate. Catch ya.

tank u sir,na u b d only broda wey feel my pains

snave007: na wa oo,we get funny guys 4 dis thread oo.....LMAO

my 2 legs and hands on air 4u,permission 2 bring it down chief

Jessicavizzy: ...e no easy ooo...using nokia torchlight infinity to do 2go pingin..z fun!jus try it n c, 2use bb no go hungry u again*lol*

sure now,b4 nko,i go try using it,bt na rubber band me take tie my own round, hope e no go dey pursue netwrk away

mayorkings: Yes, they do too. Virtually all the campus fellowship do it free.

,i no get 10kobo,discribe d place 4me,em fit cum 2mao

Jessicavizzy: ...lol..my dear i dnt use BLACKBERRY..Z 4DOS Dat have money..ayam using NOKIA TORCHLIGHT INFINITY...*SMILE*....

.na im u dey take do all doz 2go pinging?,madam u strong o

mayorkings: @ Miracle, i ddnt pay a dime. Its a fellowship secretariat. . .if u care u cn give me a call, i think we cn come and pick u at the gate. . . .lemme tell them first. 08136560336

my guy,na dem dey do free online clearance?

Kenswinzy.:
r u frm kwara state?

am nt 4m kwara,but i base there,hope no wahala?

Leobreezy: The cost of online clearance varies, depending on where you do yours. Some places charge as much as N2,000 while others are free. So make enquiries about the one in your location. As for physical clearance, there's no defined amount, but just hold a reasonable sum of money with you just incase the need for expenditure arises. Be watchful as well, cuz some people will be desperately in need of money on that day and will go to "any lengths" to get it.

.bro abeg,apart 4m d accpetance fee,lyk au much do u think wud b okay 4 other remaining fee,including school fee,if its 2b art student?

Metaphycist: Clearance ...45,000
Online service....1,500
PHYSICAL
Photocopies...200-500
Passports (36)...1,500
Gst clearance....5,500
Student Record....2,000
Faculty clearance....(Medical Students)....7,900.....(Others)....4000
Departmental clearance....1,500
Hostel....6,500,now 9,000
Prospectus....3000
Waec/Neco scratch card....500
n oda negligible expenditure.
Pls knw dat dis is last year's cost..U hv 2 overestimate n get d total urself...
Hope 2 see u!

abeg,na all dis fee b d tin wey make am school fee of 46k and 49,500k wey em say make we pay?

On a road walking(jogging)4m ilorin 2 benin,GOD c us through out our stay in uniben,may we not b INTIMIDATED by cultist,money or anytin in christ name

Hmmm,uniben fee don turn me 2 sumtin else o,bt any way sha,weda dis money gree or not,i must complete am,dat na dún dùn.

mustrule: Umuazi nwebenu anwuri na udo di... Nwa akwonazu amahi na ije nafiaru... Ka chi foo nu...1 Love.

.ku bu nnwane nmadu

benkings: Done wit my online clearance xo easy!
I kip wondrin y u guys ah askin hw do we upload dis n dat,shuld we type bla bla bla,ah we to print bla bla bla?,waste of time indeed!
Give ur document to a reliable cyber cafe agent n dy wil do it 4 u clean n clear while u sleep besyd dem,wen dy ah dn dy wil wake u up to kolet ur printawt FINISH...
I enjoyd my online clearance it was more like avin siesta to me.

.abeg au much em collect 4m u?