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Metaphycist: The Constitution wic has been penned down by me is 90% done,jst remaining minor editing.

D association is structured in a way dat evry member does somtin.i.e der wud me no idle member.
There wud be special arrangement 4 dose exclusively interested in politics(Student Union Government) So as 2 create support,popularity,n ease at elections.
Also is dat those who hav some reasonable amount of cash at their disposal say...40,000 upwards n want 2 try invest in smtin little can be part of an arm in d association wic's procedure I wudnt want 2 disclose here.
Others who r overly interested in dancing,singing,playing football n oda sports etc will hav provisions made 4 dem within d association.It wudnt be made by anyone oda dan ourselves,dat's wat makes it special.We task our ability in unity.
How many cn I say? There r lots of tins I wudnt want 2 make public.
All these n more wer envisioned by me alone,imagine if u n many others r part of this...How ideas dat cn leave mouth watered wud be in 10's.2 good heads r beta dan one.Be a part of it.Wateva has 2 be done,it's always your choice.

"INVESTMENT"?,CHOI COUNT ME IN,AS AN IGBO BOI,I FIT B UNA TREASURER,THOUGH AM THEATRE ART ASPIRANT,BT I STILL GET KNWOLEGDE CONCERNING "ÒWÒ,EGO,KUDI".I.D JONATHAN UME,NUMBER:08065744301.COURSE:THEATRE ART.I REP DIS BUISNESS ORGANIZATION,SOWI, YOUTH ORGANIZATION.IGBO KWENU!!!

Akhigbode01: Pls, Don't be Afraid of spelling my Name completely because it simply remains my Bonafide Identity. In fact, it is AKHIGBODEMHE. It is worth a password.

DAT UR NAME FIT BITE PERSON TONGUE OFF

STILL REMBERD WHEN EVERYBDY WAS STILL WAITING 4 DAT DRUNKARD DRIVER 4 OUR ADMISSION LIST ,"WAT HIS NAME AGAIN O"BUT HE KEPT ON DELAYIN WIT ALL KINDA XCUSES,FLAT TIRE,POLICEMEN COLLECTING ROGER,BAD ROAD,HIS concusion FOOD Got BURNT,AWEFUL CANTEEN HE ATE ON HIS WAY...ETC,NOW ITS ALL A THIN OF PAST,BUT MAYB WE SHUD GV D CONTRACT 2 ANODA DRIVER 2 DELIVER D ON COMING PACKAGE(SUPPLIMENTARY LIST).*WINKS 2 AKHIBGODEME*"wat a huge name 4 huge man"

Akhigbode01: And where are all these people Now?

CHIEF,ONLY FEW MADE IT 2 D FINISHN LYN,AND D REMAINING STIL GOING 2 MAKE IT THERE 2 WIT US,COX WE WAITN 4 EM,MR DRIVER

Wazzaowner: 4 d tyme beenin i wl be here to help u guys.. If u hav any problem concernin d Clearance or u nd ani info just feel free 2 reach me here or thru ani of my account in d various social networkin app nd site.. Check my profile 4 detail.. Am Steve Ind Physic 300l..

YEZIR TNX 4 UR KIND GESTURE,WEN DO U TINK D LIST 4 D HOSTEL B CUMING,DO U TINK BENIN ACPTS NABTEB?

benkings: blox pls wahz ur 2go i.d

SHEFFMAN1

Nuel01: @metaphycist, i was nt admtd newly, i'm a student in uniben already studing pure and applied chemistry bt was also admitd dis yr, i wil add u on 2go soon.
@blocx03, u're nt paying ur hostel fee wit ur school fees or acceptance fees. Account has bn opened for diff activity. U hv 2 cm down 2 d skol 2 chk for ur names so dat u wld knw d hostel block given 2 u. Lik for females its HALL 1 and HALL 2 while for d guys, its HALL 3 and HALL 4 wit diff block in each hall. U hv 2 clear ur accommodation 1st b4 u start d payment of acceptance fee.

WEN IS IT LIKELY 4 D LIST 2 CUM OUT,MY CAMPUS IS AT EKENWA

amazinme: If u think JAMB is d end then you are wrong.Am a living testimony to a program called IJMB(Interim Joint Matriculation Board).I gained admission via d prog to UNILORIN...I know of a reputable centre that wil give adequate lectures and even help in admission processing, decent hostel accommodation and serene environment. Its just going to be like 100 level in the tutor. Why waste your time with Jamb when you can be in 200level come next year via IJMB? Call or sms 07037203368, 08060849193

GOD GO HLP SHA

Nuel01: Those admitted in d 2nd batch, hope u knw dat "there's no hostel accommodation 4 u" its only 4 1st batch. There wld b pipo in d 1st batch dat wld lik 2 sell their hostel space, so b on d look out if any1 wld lik 2 sell their's wen clearance commences, u hv 2 cm down 2 skol 2 knw chk ur names for hostel accommodation. Note: the hostel fee is jst N6,500 to b paid to d bank. Bt if u wld lik 2 buy hostel space is abt N15k,N25k,N30K or N34k, depend on d person selling it 2 u and d hostel block. So any1 interested in getting hostel accommodation space shld add me on 2go wit 0tas01. Gud moni my fellow unibites.

BUT CHIEF, D
PAYMENT 4D HOSTEL WUD B PAYED ALONG DURING D SCHOOL FEE PAYMENT?

@METAPHYCIST,Y U DECIDE OPENING PEOPLE YANSH 4 PUBLIC?

EgobiambuEmmanuel: @bicsox,welkome to EKCITY,the home of arts.Relax as I will get to you when anytin comes up.Hope u're ready for clearanc starting next month?

sum me wit dis 2go id,sheffman1

EgobiambuEmmanuel: Gudmorn,for those admitted to study mass comm,theatre arts and fine art,welcome to Ekehuan campus .
Though you will do ur clearance in Ugbowo campus,your study campus is Ekehuan.
Let us know ourselves.Welcome!

BIGMAN,AM IN 4 THEATRE ART,ANY HEADS UP 4ME

mustrule: Hey Guy let me hear Word! Go to e.g UNN the Southerners have d heighest population cos der cut off were lower u ar here yarnin DUST. Use ur Head oo. 1 Love...

BRO AH DEY FOLO U BUMPA 2 BUMPA LYK TWITTER IN D AIR JAWE

voucher: I am praying it starts b4 November..

AU AH WISH D CLEARANCE CUD START JANUARY NXT YR AH GO APPY DIE,AH GO GT MORE TYM 2 GADA D MONEY WELL WELL

MAKZINO,PLS QUIT,U NOT HELPING PEOPLE,NO HARD FEELINGS O O O

ANY NEW THEATRE ART STUDNT DAT HAS JXT BEING ADMITTED?ADD ME WIT MY 2GO I.D LETS PING SHEFFMAN1.

voucher: I still dnt want to believe dat Clearance is November!! Biko doz dat av nt bin admitted shuld nt lose hope yet,believe dat names ll still be uploaded...And av seen jus one Philosopher

U SAYN CLEARANCE MYT COMMENCE B4 DAT NOV OR WAT?

AS ADMISSION DON SHOW,MONEY 4 SCHOOL FEE N EVERY 2 GO SHOW BY GOD GRACE.AU UNA DEY,THOSE OF U WEY STL DEY XPCT D ODA LIST,I PUT U ALL IN MY PRAYA.

Great~Mind:
Bros Emmy. U seem to subscribe to the Nigerian Navy philosophy..."ONWARD TOGETHER" i kinda buy da idea too, but its gona b on credit o, cos over 30k for acceptance fee no b agidi at all.

,AH DEY WIT U DEY FOLO U 4 BCK BUMPA 2 BUMPA,30KI WAN GT HEARTATTACK FA

Akhigbode01: if d cat is mistakenly Let out of D polybag, it will surely go and finish all D Polymers reserved by D Central Bank oooooo...so u'd better leave it inside the Polytene Bag!

NOT A WILD CAT,ITS ALRDY TAMED.XUPN

Metaphycist: I'm consulting my Oracle,n It's telling me two things...,It says...
The 2nd set of turtles are out of their shells to join d first.
It also says...All turtles would gather their shells at an ancient city on d 5th hour of d 11th year.
Who knws wat these mean?

WISE 1,PLS U SPK IN PARABLE,LET D CAT OUT OF D POLYBAG NW

Emmybrownbob: What for God sake do u guys take this site? Someone walks in and giv u info frm d school notice board abt clearance (5th nov.) and all u cld do is cast doubt? I pity u as nt even Odunnu is in uniben to giv u as many new dev. As u r waitin 4. Com nov. 5, com clearance.... Go2 skol notice board b4 u grumble here

CHIEF,ME AH BLV U JAWE,NOV 5,MEN MORE TYM STL DEY 4ME 2 GADA MORE MONEY

Makzino: wow,,thanks bro,,it sure does,,but like how much did all of em cost And the quarantor and acceptance letter,,shud it be done in the same court??

HERE IN ILORIN,I DID MINE AFFI AT D RATE OF 400BUCKS.AS 4D GUARANTOR AND ACPTANCE LETA,I KNW NOTING ABT IT COX AVNT EVN DONE MINE XEF

Metaphycist: Bro! Are u for or against? Cuz it seems u r already intimidating pple wit dis "INTIMIDATION" u write in uppercase.

HAHAHAAA,DUKE...AGAINST 4 SURE

Davidtolu: The hostel dat s overconjested. I can't even stay in a hostel. But what i know is dat, u only join if u re interested in cultism. Intimidation cannot make u join dem.

INTIMIDATION CUMS IN MANY WAYS O,I MEANT HUGE INTIMIDATION,DAT U WIL B LEFT WIT NO ODA OPTION

Adufaye: d guy go dey 4 cult.....chai badt tin,may his soul rest in peace.....una wey don get admi n we wey neva get admi,if u lik join cult ur name na OYO on your own!

MY GUY,SUM OF DIX CULT GUYS NO JXT JOIN CULT LYK DAT,SUM NA BASE ON 2 MUCH INTIMIDATION

onyeso.david:
WE ARE STIL WAITING.IT IS QUIT UNFORTUNATE THAT LOST MY MOTHER YET NO ADMISSION.SOMTIN SHE SO DESIRE TO SEE BUT DID NOT

SRRY 4 UR HUGE LOST,MAY GOD RESTORE U POWA 2 BEAR IT

Akhigbode01: At Least, I've been able to get my Shaving Sticks and Shaving Powder as part of the Phase II preparation............

WAT OF UR NAILCUTTER?

Eghosa graviti: Yes it must be with a coloured printer.

tnx bro

pls,mxt d original result b printed wit colour printer?

hello,am a theatre art student of uniben,and i would luv 2 go in to acting as a career,do u think with my knwoledge of my study,it will b of a gr8 impact 2me in the career?

voucher: I have printed my admission letter.

k,bt wat do u tink of d acceptance fee?