The booking code is definitely wrong....

Rstc:

But she is igbo though and can speak the language.

The igbo ethnicity supercedes Nigerian nationality.

...Na so e be...

midehi2:
They have small dick

...how do you know... Have you seen the dick of every fat guy

qanda:
Dateline 2010. I joined MDGs, it was fulfilling (Emure Ekiti). I hope the CDS now exists as SDG

....was there too... Same year... Platoon 7

650k....very serious buyer...

You must be a joker

greggng:
I have blue eye come and beat me....

...Me too

It's 1gig....I'll give you 25k for it.... Hope it has a receipt cos I'm buying for someone..

Price?

Tell us the real price when you're ready to sell... �

Don Andres...one of the finest midfielders to grace the game....very classy player.. Thanks for the memories..GGMU...

Will pay 750k for this ride... Very serious buyer here...

750k...very serious..

I'm interested in this ride... Send full pictures on whatsapp let's negotiate...08118534225

The bosslady!!!!!!

Obviously photo shopped...very poor job...

400....
Serious buyer.....get back to me if you agree...hope there are no other things to fix on this ride...

Thegeneralqueen:
Make sure you burn that bird cause it looks spiritual

.....I don't Gerrit... Humans are spiritual beings cos we have a soul.....birds ain't spiritual for crying out loud!!!

Untainted007:
This an Owl. Nigerians must you eat everything? No go eat someone's grandma that missed their way back home from meeting. Lol

...Yikes!!!... #Pukes

hajoke2000:
it was sent by the witches (village people)....

..I don't believe in the existence of village people...what you don't know won't kill ya....

Thegeneralqueen:
This one don dey plan to eat am after if you eat am way you nor fit shit you go begin blame your village people

Jeeze!!!!....thats scary!!!....anyway I know you're joking...already on fire..

gbemi514:
Ordinary owl

...have you eaten one before?.. How does it taste?

Strange Bird Killed In My Office This Morning...

Good morning nairalanders....this bird was killed a few minutes ago in my office... Please help me identify it's edible status before I proceed to barbeque it... Thanks in anticipation..

front page please...

No pictures...waste of time and energy..

Beautiful killer..

You generate four equations each for the unknown quantities which we name WXYZ for convenience and solve them simultaneously....from the question,
W = Xsquared..............eqn1
X + Y = 10.....................eqn2
X + 1 = Z...................... eqn3 and
W+X+Y+Z= 23..............eqn4...solving these four equations simultaneously we get
W=9 or 16
X=3 or -4
Y= 7 or 14...and
Z=4 or-3......We obtained two numbers for each variable because the first equation was quadratic...Since there are no negative numbers in ATM pins we take only the positive numbers so her pin will be 9374....

Men are now endangered species in this country....Terrible to say the least..

Pics and reason for sale...

marsoden:
After trying to understand the poo that you wrote up there, all I can say is that you're a sissy. Apparently, the girl must have used your brain to fry plantain. Your girlfriend is clearly cheating on you with more than 5 guys, disrespects you and does some other unspeakable things to you and you still had to go down on your knees, cry and beg her. Tufiakwa!

....Be easy on the dude... Might be his first experience... Generally we tend to get stronger with experience....Cut him some slack

Too bad bro... Must be blunt with you... You lost that girl the moment you turned to a sissy... Crying and begging a girl?... Who does that crap these days when ladies are everywhere willing to mingle... No matter what happens between you and a female never I repeat NEVER show any sign of weakness (guy code 101).. Women can smell weakness a mile away and the moment that happens then you're toast.. She'll wipe the floor with your arse till she's tired of seeing your weak sorry face....Dust yourself up, count your losses and move on... You've lost this one but no problem....Lesson learnt...

vivie01:


Nice to see my birthday mate too! I believed you are doing fine.

...Sure I'm doing good.....where you at?

vivie01:


Wow! I always thought/believed 19th is very rare. It's nice finding you two - blueeyedboy and samtes.

You know one funny thing they used to say about we Nov 19ths ? .... That we were products of St. Valentine's day, kinda true isnt it?

...Really??... Never heard of that to be honest but I think you're right cos by calculations feb14 - nov19 is approximately 9months..