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Education / Re: 90-Year-Old Grandma Begins Primary School In Kenya (Photos) by bluelaptop: 10:30pm On Jan 25, 2018
Cute cute,

I encourage you Popsi




In life its never too late to do the right thing


#Keyboard_War_Lord
Crime / Re: 'Dogo Russia’, Kidnap Gang Leader Arrested By Security Operatives In Kaduna by bluelaptop: 10:26pm On Jan 25, 2018
Kill them all, show no mercy





Why deny another mans freedom



Freedom is the greatest gift to man kind


Sanity has to be restored



#Keyboard_War_Lord

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Family / Re: Please Help My Brother Is Missing. by bluelaptop: 10:22pm On Jan 25, 2018
I pray and believe strongly he will be found



#Keyboard_War_Lord
Politics / Re: APC, PDP Can't Win 2019 Presidential Election - Okupe by bluelaptop: 10:06pm On Jan 25, 2018
Nigeria is a big mistake.


Buhari is a bigger if not the biggest mistake


i've learnt to live without fears.



Bold and confident.


No F to give


#Keyboard_War_Lord

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Family / Re: I Caught My Wife Selling Her Nude Pictures To Other Men. What Should I Do? by bluelaptop: 10:05pm On Jan 25, 2018
Segzee1:
Below is a true life story of a man who caught his wife of 18 years and a mother of two sending her own nude pictures to other men in exchange for money.

Hello,

I believe this is the right place to share this burning issue that has been giving me sleepless nights for some time now.

My name is Joseph but I’m popularly known as Joe especially where I live here in Lagos. I got married to this lady Bolatito 18 years ago and we are blessed with two lovely children, a boy and a girl (ages 16 and 13).

I’m a businessman and my wife is a hairdresser (she owns her business). We are doing fine both in business and family life. My wife is very submissive, caring and loving but never knew she is a wolf-in-sheep-skin until the recent incident which revealed her true identity.

As a businessman, I’m always busy during the week but my weekend is for my family, I always create time to spend nice time with my family (wife and children).

Lest I forget, the only bad habit I see in my wife is that she is addictive to phone (social media). She is always on different social media platforms chatting, at times she will just burst into laughter while pressing her phone, even when we are discussing something serious. Of course, I do complain about this, but her excuse has always been “I’m using it to promote my business”. So, I decided to hold my peace.

Last Saturday, we were having a nice time in our sitting room with the children when I noticed a strange reaction from my wife. First, she was smiling while pressing her phone then she ran to the bathroom and after about 5 minutes she joined us in the sitting room. Not too long her phone rang and she picked and all I could hear was “I’m fine” “Nice doing business with you”. For a while, I was thinking about the “Nice doing business with you” phrase but later discard it as I remember she is also into selling of cosmetics and jewellery.

Not too long just as I was about to forget the first drama another one showed up. She received a call and immediately asked the caller (I didn’t know the caller’s sex, since the phone was not on speaker) to chat her on (Whatsapp), then after 10 minutes she stood up and say to me “honey I’m coming” and I replied her with “No problem dear”. That moment I became suspicious of her movement.

After about 2 minutes she left the sitting room, I quietly walked to our bedroom she was not there then I noticed she was in the bathroom talking to someone on phone about price. I heard, “that is the last price for your demand ” and she ended the call with “I will send it now”.

I moved closer to the bathroom door and spied through the keyhole, I almost fainted with what I saw. Guess what, my wife, Bolatito mother of two was naked, snapping her private parts and sending it to someone.

I couldn’t take it anymore and since I don’t want to have someone’s blood on my hands, I left the place, took the car key and went out in anger.

I later returned home that evening, she asked where I went to without leaving any message but I lied that I received an urgent call from a friend. I even said sorry to her because I don’t want her to suspect anything.

I later got hold of her phone that night when she was fast asleep, thank God she didn’t password it (maybe it is because of the trust and respect we have for each other). My heart bled as I opened her Whatsapp messenger. It was full of different pictures of my wife’s private parts sent to other men (her clients), with payment details.

I quickly forwarded all of them to my phone as evidence, and then woke her up and confronted her, at first she wanted to deny it but I showed her the evidence immediately she saw it she burst into tears and started asking for forgiveness.

Please, my people, I don’t know what to do as I can’t withstand seeing her and remembering this stuff. I also don’t want my children to suffer by sending her packing. I don’t think I can forgive her…

Please advise me….


Dear readers to advise Joe on this issue, kindly click the link below:


https://dailyfamily.ng/i-caught-my-wife-selling-her-nude-pictures-to-other-men-what-should-i-do/


Full who re you asking ?? i got my own cross to carry.
Celebrities / science students Can You Spot The girl on green top ? (wink) by bluelaptop: 5:20pm On Jan 25, 2018
Don't lie, it took you a while to get what this post is about...lol

Politics / Re: Governor Obiano Inspects The Nengo River Bridge, Nteje (Photos) by bluelaptop: 5:04pm On Jan 25, 2018
A governor with the interest of his people, not big like buhari.





The sun is Yellow




for tools send me a pm

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Business / Re: Take A Look At The Change This Driver Gave Me by bluelaptop: 4:55pm On Jan 25, 2018
Money na money grin



For toolz like loki, smtp...........crypter send Pm me

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Celebrities / Re: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by bluelaptop: 11:04am On Jan 25, 2018
And ?
Education / Re: [Updated] UNIZIK 2017/2018 Admission List by bluelaptop: 2:33am On Nov 08, 2017
UNIZIK FIRST BATCH ADMISSION LIST FOR 2017/18 SESSION
UNIZIK Admission List 2017/2018 List Is Out-Check Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka
How To Check UNIZIK Admission List 2017/2018 List


Below is the process to check UNIZIK admission status

Visit the school portal @ www.Unizik.edu.ng OR www.Jamb.org.ng the JAMB official website.
Enter your e-Mail address use for JAMB profile registration.
Enter your JAMB password and then proceed to click “Login” button to view JAMB admission status.
Good Luck Dear

We appreciate your continue visit to WWW.JAMBSTUDENTS.COM and value your suggestion as they are crucial to enable us serve you better..Thanks


As an aspirant of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University (popularly known as Unizik) you surely must be aware that the Unizik 2017 admission list has been released, right?

Well, you can now confirm your admission on JAMB official portal using the guidelines outlined in this post.

This is to inform all aspirants of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK) that the school authorities have officially sent to JAMB, the names of all candidates who were successfully admitted into the institution for 2017/18 session.


How to Access and Confirm Your Unizik Admission Status on JAMB Portal

i. All candidates can confirm their unizik admission status on jamb portal by Clicking The Link http://www.postutme.org.ng/jamb-admission-status-checking-portal/

ii. Then type in your JAMB Registration Number.

iii. Then click on “Check Admission Status” to view your admission details.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

ALL candidates should take note that if you have been admitted to the institution, your next step is to proceed to request for your official JAMB admission Letter.

Congratulation to all Admitted Students..
Education / Re: JAMB Has Released Withheld Results by bluelaptop: 7:17pm On Jun 13, 2017
favour136:


Alright, Thanksssss

Welcome
Education / Re: JAMB Has Released Withheld Results by bluelaptop: 6:13pm On Jun 13, 2017
favour136:
Just checked my my niece , nothing yet. she registered Unizik.




Follo Unizik thread @ https://www.nairaland.com/3815301/

















.


whats her reg number. follow this thread for help getting admission through jamb to any university in Nigeria.

>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.nairaland.com/2960754/jamb-2017-2018-admission-into
Education / Re: UNILAG Merit Admission List 2016/2017 Released by bluelaptop: 9:58pm On Sep 28, 2016
make una follow me thank god ooo, i,ve been admitted

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Education / Re: University Of Ilorin 2016/2017 Admission List Is Out by bluelaptop: 10:04pm On Sep 26, 2016
wow at last

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Education / Re: University Of Nigeria UNN 2017 -2018 Admission Updates by bluelaptop: 3:52pm On Jul 26, 2016
martfrank:
HELLO,Please am currently registering for the pj, but am hooked at O'Level, my results are not yet out, been looking for the option for AWAITING RESULTS but cannot find it. plzzzz

What department ??
Education / Re: UNIMAID Guidelines For Admission Screening Exercise For 2016/2017 Session by bluelaptop: 12:47pm On Jul 26, 2016
ok
Education / Re: 15 Possible Questions You May Come Across During Your Screening Exercise by bluelaptop: 6:09pm On Jul 25, 2016
FOR MORE ADMISSION GUIDANCE AND SOLUTION TO JAMB ADMISSION PROBLEMS FOR ALL NIGERIA UNIVERSITIES

FOLLOW THIS THREAD


https://www.nairaland.com/2960754/jamb-2016-2017-admission-all

Education / Re: UNN Releases Admission Screening Application Forms by bluelaptop: 11:35pm On Jul 12, 2016
Unn aspirants should follow this thread for solution to must admission problems and tips

https://www.nairaland.com/2978392/university-nigeria-unn-2016-2017

Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa: "I Am Prettier Than Faithia Balogun" by bluelaptop: 10:06pm On Jul 12, 2016
this is serious
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria UNN 2017 -2018 Admission Updates by bluelaptop: 12:41pm On May 01, 2016
phrezzz:
no they dont but they do G&C

G& C in full please
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria UNN 2017 -2018 Admission Updates by bluelaptop: 1:53pm On Apr 13, 2016
phrezzz:
NO

NO for ?,
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria UNN 2017 -2018 Admission Updates by bluelaptop: 11:13pm On Apr 12, 2016
phrezzz:
Yeah. past question are already on sale. Btw i dont think UNN offer EMP, i knw of Unizik tho.

Can you confirm if UNN offers EMP or not very important and am counting on you
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria UNN 2017 -2018 Admission Updates by bluelaptop: 4:26pm On Mar 08, 2016
so no unn aspirant here
Education / University Of Nigeria UNN 2017 -2018 Admission Updates by bluelaptop: 4:16pm On Mar 08, 2016
As promised by the Joint Admission And Matriculation Board (JAMB), the portal for candidates to determine the institution they have been posted for 2016 admission has been enabled.

Candidates can actually check the institutions they have been posted for 2016 admission.

The portal is yet to be made official on its website, which goes to show that the candidates details are still being uploaded.

So if you check and it does not display your details, you can always check back.

How To Check Institution You Have Been Posted For 2016 Admission

-Visit the portal http://jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionRecommendationStatus.aspx?id=82903797-C2A2-44C3-B1D6-5EE46DCCDDFD

-On the page that opens, enter your JAMB Registration Number in the space provided.

-Click on "Check where you have been posted for admission" to access the details.

Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 11:49pm On Feb 29, 2016
DebbyChris:
I wrote mine today in unn, thank God for the exam though the comprehension was something else and the collocation had a little problem.

have you checked ur result, please check and share with us.
Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 11:48pm On Feb 29, 2016
rozzyy:
I don write on 27th

how was the exam and whats your score ??
Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 10:25am On Feb 28, 2016
After you have passed through the tough stages of writing
JAMB and getting high grades, I congratulate you but
much tougher tests await as you move into your school of
admission. There are many little things that may cause you
stress in the course of your registration. This items must
be with you hands on prior to your admission.
1. Your local government certificate.
This is as important as writing JAMB/UTME itself because
no institution of higher learning in Nigeria would accept
anyone they know nothing about. This certificate tells
details about your state of origin and your local government
with an attestation of the Chairman of your local
government or his secretary (in chairman’s absence). You
don’t want to start going back home after you’ve got to
school for full resumption as that will amount to stress
and waste of money. So the best thing is to get it as early
as possible.
2. Your original O-level results/certificate and original
Jamb certificate
For those that have written O-level examination for more
than two years back, you’ll have the chance to get your
original results after that time, so it is advised to proceed
now to their respective offices(WAEC, NECO, NABTEB
e.t.c.) to claim your results (but don’t go empty
handed). They have head offices in the 36 states of the
federation (you can google up for the location in your own
state). Also, you have to get a scratch card to print your
original Jamb certificate which shows your results and date
of birth. It is always coloured green and white. This would
also be requested for in the course of registration in your
school of admission. On the other hand, for those who just
finished secondary school and got admission the same year,
you’d be given a chance of producing these certificates
before you graduate from the institution during screening in
the penultimate year -3rd year for university i.e.
300Level. And at this time you would have the chance to
get the original copy of your certificate/results.
3. Original birth certificates/ affidavit
I intentionally put this last because it is the major cause
of registration stress in most higher institutions of learning.
You’d be surprised that some people don’t even know
their date of births and it was never documented by their
parent, so they end up running up and down from court to
school in order to get affidavit/ declaration of age. In
some cases, some might want to increase/ decrease their
age as the case may be for reasons best known to them
and they start running helter sketer from class to courts,
spending lots of money in the process while their mates
would be in class receiving lectures, if you find yourself in
this category, you should do that as soon as possible to
save yourself registration ‘palava’.
One other thing that causes problems for newly admitted
students in tertiary institutions is the issue of change of
name or not writing names in full. The name you used in
writing JAMB/UTME must NOT be different from what you
have on your birth certificate , some people make the
mistake of changing names while some use abbreviations.
This is very wrong, for example: if your name is ADEKUNLE
TAIWO BABALOLA on your birth certificate, it should read
exactly the same thing on your O-Level and UTME results.
Any alteration or slight difference renders one of the
certificates invalid…and you’ll have to go for affidavit
again.
There are some other important things to note in the course
of your registration but these three are by far the most
important, follow these instruction and have a successful
hitch-free registration process in your school of admission.
BEST OF LUCK!
Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 10:08am On Feb 28, 2016
nimat158:
Anybody at ilorin

Am in lag,
Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 10:07am On Feb 28, 2016
[b]Students who wrote last weekend’s Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) can now check cut-off marks for their schools of choice.

The list contains cut off marks for tertiary institutions (universities, polytechnics, colleges of education) as published by jambnews.ng early this year.

Any student seeking admission to any tertiary institution’s post UTME has to score at least the cutoff mark before being considered for the pre-admission processes after the UTME.



Check out the list below:

Imo state University (IMSU) – 180

Anambara state University (ANSU) – 180

University of Ibadan (UI) – 200

Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) – 200

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria (ABU-Zaria) – 180

Nnamdi Azikiwe University (NAU/UNIZIK) – 180/200

Bayero University, Kano – 180

Lagos State University (LASU) – 200

Cross River University of Technology(CRUTECH) – 180

Enugu state University of research and expertise (ESUT)-180

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso (LAUTECH) – 200

Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA) -200

Federal University Ndufu- Alike Ikwo (FUNAI)-180

University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (UNAAB) – 180

Federal University of Technology Minna(FUTMINNA) -190

University of Port-Harcourt (UNIPORT) -180/200

Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO) -180

Kaduna State University (KASU) -180 (first choice only)

Adekunle Ajasin University-200

Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH – 180

University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) – 180 or 200 depending on course

Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED) -180 (first choice only)

University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) -200

Rivers State University of science and technology (RSUST) -180 (first choice only)

University of Agriculture Abeokuta -180

Delta state University Abraka (DELSU) -180

Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike (MOUAU) – 180

Ebonyi state University Abakaliki (EBSU) -180

Abia state University Uturu -180

University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) -200 (240 for medicine)

University of Lagos (UNILAG) -200

Abia State University, Uturu (ABSUU) – 180

Auchi Polytechnic (Auchipoly) – 160 Minimum Jamb Score

University of Abuja -180

University of Benin (UNIBEN)-200

Niger Delta University -180

Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University (IBBU) – 180[/b]
Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 10:03am On Feb 28, 2016
15 Possible Questions You May Come Across During Your Screening Exercise

1.your full name(Your name must be stated the
exact way it is written in your O’level certificate)


Interviewer
2. Which course did you apply for?
Possible reply:
(Don’t tell them the course you wish for, tell
them the course you applied for)


Interviewer:
3. What position do you prefer on a team working
on a project?
Possible reply (DE students):
If I’m the team leader it will give me the
opportunity using my leadership skills that I have
learnt with years. I can also do a well as a team
member my skills will help to encourage my
mates.


Interviewer
4. Can you recite your O’level and the grades, off
hand?
Possible reply:
If you sit for the exam yourself you must know
the result off hand)


Interviewer
5. How do you see yourself in five years from
now?
Possible reply:
I see myself as a successful graduate of
(Compute Science), University of….


Interviewer
6. Do you consider yourself successful?
Possible reply:
Not yet. That’s why I’m here to perform well and
I know I will and that’s when I can say I’m
successful.


Interviewer
7. What’s the reason behind choosing this school
Possible reply:
As a standard school, I believe this is the right
place for me to be. Both academically and
character wise, I’d be ready to take up any
challenge in the outside world after 4/5 years
here.

Interviewer:
8. What irritates you about your fellow students
Possible reply:
I believe in oneness if I find anything irritating, I
avoid it unless it personally affects me.

Interviewer:
. When did you finish your Secondary School?
Possible reply:
(Be very sure the year you will mention
corresponds with the one on your result and
testimonial)

Interviewer:
10. What are your expectations from this school?
Possible reply:
Standard educational qualifications, sound
professional advancement and good future.

Interviewer:
11. How much can you pay to gain this
admission?
Possible reply:
That’s bribery. The only money I can pay now is
my school and registration fees and that will be
into the school designated account.

Interviewer:
12. Why have you not gained admission since?
Possible reply:
(1) I have been having challenges with jamb. Or
(2) I already have National Diploma. Or
(3) I already have certificate in computer
appreciation and I also took up a teaching job in
the mean time because idle hand is devils
workshop.

Interviewer:
13. If you discovered that your best friend in
school here is a cultists, what would you do?
Possible reply:
I will report to the appropriate quarters.

Interviewer:
14. What’s your advantage over others here?
Possible reply:
I’m a fast learner and I’m obedient.

Interviewer:
15. Do you have any questions for us?
Possible reply:.
How did I perform sir/ma?


I came across this so i decided to share .....
Education / Re: jamb 2017 2018 admission into all Nigeria universities by bluelaptop: 12:15am On Feb 28, 2016
Am using this medium to urge JAMB candidates who are unable to check their results to go and check it now.
JAMB has just released the withheld results.

To check your results.....
Visit www.jamb.org.ng

If you are unable to view it, just calm down and keep re-checking it as they are uploading it batches by batches.

Share with friends !!!

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