₦airaland Forum

H2O2:
i was told it's better to break your leg than to sprain it badly.

sprains don't heal completely, breakages do.

they are absolutely right!
i know that for sure

ElRazur:
If that is want people want. I am in support of it.

luizworld:
^^thats not gonna be a bad idea.

ashewo association

my hair is currently looking ginger
i get physically pained when i see short or bad nails
my eyes currently hurt
i love jewelery
i have jewelery i never take off

oh fu[i]c[/i]k!
now its both eyes, just fu[i]c[/i]king great guys,
fu[i]c[/i]king great

UML, i will forever rue the day i began learning you

tubabie:
Don't talk to my sis like that again bruv That yeye team no fit you jare Just wish us well tonite

yes tell him!

Krayola:
lol. what does that mean?


Yes o. I agree. The guy is very useless. Don't mind him. Are u ok sha?

awwww how nice,
but i meant that in the most i hate you cos u get me so well kind of way

oh fu[i]c[/i]k you man
for real, f-u-c-k you

sango strike your left pinky toe

follypimpi:
U dey beef,just make sure your blue batty is there b4 i lose my temper.

if i kung-fu roundhouse kick you from here ehn!

i heard you won, is that true?

peroxide, you are the most random disgusting frankly weird person i have ever met
come get a hug

@ topic, ugh whilly! whilly whilly!
give me those shoes!!!!!

ugh, i need that pizza more than i need anything

lalaboi:
And that goes to all dem ladies too . . . no bikini. . .no invite!

iyen lon ma ri e si

okay bout to let the zzzzzzzzz troop

toyin free eldee abeg joh

eldee:
Yes ooh . . . she even added Easter Monday on it sef.
Jesus only got tempted three times. For me it was 14 times

I'm only Legendary, I'm not John the Baptist abeg.

lol monday is over nau

londoner:
There is talent in Nigeria. having said that I wish they represented Naija more in their delivery, although most of the quality ones already do.

I have listened to these songs about 40 times today and I love them !



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBT3dT4LVT4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rJJQ3bZUp8&feature=related

I'm waiting for artists who are as talented but with a pidgin delivery.

is pidgin the lingua franqq of Nigeria?
why are we quick to shut people down as not being 'real' enough if they don't sing in pidgin?
smfh

peroxide, i'm here oh
watching you get beat by the doods

H2O2:
Nah, it just occured to me while I was trying to take a shhit in peace.

I felt a wetness on the top of my schlong and I thought to myself awwwwww crap! doodoo dooodoo

Then I heard a bang on tha do'
Can't even take a sht in peace  

awwww man!
finna have to leave you at this point
discussing lengths is one,
but doo doo?
naw man

Pweety4me:
Thought-Short toilets?. . .ahaha

more like, plugged toilets with water levels close to the sitting ring

yetty i swear i'm not the one that said those things, i was only asking him a kweshion

btw u ever heard of ellen von unwerth?
another photographer i'll kiss ass to meet
her shoots are just divine

doyin13:
E gba mi oo. . .Te mi b'aje

Sangba fo, . . .Ashiri ti tu

i was only asking for help nau, you know i've said a lot of things just needed your help refreshing my memory

got it!
ellen von unwert

H2O2:
Ever tried to take a sh'it and your joe starts touching the water inside the bowl?


Nasty shet  

hawt phuck! ummmm u that long?
isn't that ummmm
ugh nevermind

ugh what the phuck is the name of this photographer that choreographs her shoots to be very erotic in nature and gives an earth-y feel to her pictures?
flippin hell google isn't as good as she claims to be
damn! if only i could find the name,
will you stop eluding my consciousness already!

naw wasnt missing pyro, funny enough it was you - peroxide not pyro i missed

tee hee, no

doyin13:
forget the physical jare.

my personality speaks for itself.

the ladies on this site can vouch for me. men don't
come any nicer.  

Oya. . .bluespice tell her. tell her about that time.  

the time where i asked you where the rest of it was, that time?

dayokanu:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bluespice has come with her big big Bakassi again

you have an all expense paid trip to spec savers

chiogo, mayn ya sef oh!

H2O2:
eating Arrow. who wants to know?

i do, duh

oooooooooh dayo has come with his big big yoruba again

where's pyro?

The Sly:
I tell ya. . . .
Its the one and only Le Sly El duro. .  
How far. . . .I don miss that your scintillating lips oh. . .

teee heee, i missed you too jare

ayettymama:
lol dl broda

joh oh, my broda is not on any DL oh, big ashewo like dis?

ayettymama:
@doyin

length or circumference??

ngbo, tell us

doyin13:
look as your mind derry like gutter.
Abi. . .the boys that fight over you use their ''down below'' ni  

na u kuku teash me
yes nau they do,
war of the dangling bits

doyin13:
lolz. . .so u dig annie leibovitz.

mehn. . .i never knew u were one of such cultural taste.

Errr . . .how big did u say this your boyfriend was  

doyin take ya time oh, i'll soon start suspecting you this one you're asking about size

ayettymama:
annie leibovitz

oh i already knew, i'm a huge fan of her works

eldee:
Nah!!! We must crush all other genders . . . male, hermaphrodite, chameleondite, all of them.
So we need more chics to fight this battle.

warefa

chiogo:
I don't want to, I already did! long time ago.  
Idk why I keep doing this to you. I'll let you have him though. . .since we're giving each other space anyway - open relationships = so much fun!~  

i don't do sloppy seconds

The Sly:
U just said it. . . . .Was!
I shuffle both but I got me a program in the UK so i spend lots of me time with them red necks. . . . .
Howdy by the way?

I am the ''toy'' abi
Moi? shuuuuuuu?>
Pls dont dull me. . .I aint coming to no gay party where i'm gon be seeing 4girls with 29boys.
Girls . . . .Abeg, show your face na!

for real tho, na sly we see like this with no visa?
i must tell our ashewo specialist tope that you're around

lol sweet tart mi, i was just playing nau

chiogo:
UK peeps.  

I thought Sly was in the U.S.  

so u stole my other husband u now want to steal my future day toy?

ur plans wont work

#nowcallingonthespiritstofightforme

ayettymama:
lolz

i have absolutely no idea!! all inno is- they are beautifful, and i love beautiful people!

bluspice its tru just checked out her photos!

whose photos?