FL Gators:

So which load are you carrying?  

Well, some things are better left unsaid

FL Gators:

Who and you is doing bedmatics? Surely not muki, let dayo catch you

Dayo is what we call 'All Talk No Action'.
Besides, Muki nah Dayo's property, while you are my Property

luizworld:

hehe, , didnt even know u had my sisters name, lolz how u doin plat

yo, im cool, the sun is killing me here though   so ure igbo?

*death*

chic2pimp:

Well, some things are better left unsaid
Dayo is what we call 'All Talk No Action'.
Besides, Muki nah Dayo's property, while you are my Property

I am your property? When you buy me?
Woah, if you dont dobale for aunty I'll rain hot feli feli slap on your face

FL Gators:

I am your property? When you buy me?

Chei mo gbe ooo, you don forget abi?
Remember you offered to go at a discount price cuz in your words, 'The s, e.x was freaking awesome'

FL Gators:

Woah, if you dont dobale for aunty I'll rain hot feli feli slap on your face

As you are about to slap moi, I'll grab hold off your hand and kiss it then slowly make my way upwards towards your Oyan and neck area.
After I'm done I'll slowly make my way downwards towards your. . . . . . . .
I'll have you screaming in ecstacy in no time

Waiting in the corner like a proud lion, urgently waiting for his royal call.
rotflmao. . . .You forgot how wicked the lioness can be.
She stole your crown, wears it to show the whole jungle.
You feel betrayed, how dare  your lioness do this?
Will the Lion kill the Lioness?

chic2pimp:

Chei mo gbe ooo, you don forget abi?
Remember you offered to go at a discount price cuz in your words, 'The s, e.x was freaking awesome'

Oh that was with you? Thought you were the 1st customer
The first customer didnt know what he was doing. Could barely take off my pantyhose without shaking
I'm sure it was you.

chic2pimp:

As you are about to slap moi, I'll grab hold off your hand and kiss it then slowly make my way upwards towards your Oyan and neck area.
After I'm done I'll slowly make my way downwards towards your. . . . . . . .
I'll have you screaming in ecstacy in no time

My friend, shuttup dia, what do you know about all that?
If you talk abt oyan again, I wont give you some kool aid today

UML, i will forever rue the day i began learning you

Oops I [i]think [/i]I just farted, hope my roommates dont notice

oh fu[i]c[/i]k!
now its both eyes, just fu[i]c[/i]king great guys,
fu[i]c[/i]king great

vodka n sprite with some ice

FL Gators:

Oh that was with you? Thought you were the 1st customer
The first customer didnt know what he was doing. Could barely take off my pantyhose without shaking
I'm sure it was you.

The same way I could barely unzip without you salivating abi?

FL Gators:

My friend, shuttup dia, what do you know about all that?

You'll be suprised by how much I know.
All I ask of you is to relax and enjoy

FL Gators:


If you talk abt oyan again, I wont give you some kool aid today

You sef stop teasing me jor ahn ahn

Inhale the kushhh . . . . . . .

then I Blowout

OMG I just stuck my finger in my butt and shook your hand.

chic2pimp:

The same way I could barely unzip without you salivating abi?
You'll be suprised by how much I know.
All I ask of you is to relax and enjoy

You sef stop teasing me jor ahn ahn

Mimicking Dayo, do you ever think about anything but s//ex?

Dont corrupt me abeg, I'm a saint


@Post
Lord thank you, dont have to smell that stank a$$ lab room again

H2O2:

OMG I just stuck my finger in my butt and shook your hand.

^ will you stop being so disgusting i'm sure there are plenty other ways to get attention

^^ Are you retarded. Why do you always single out my post, you friggin ruffian.

I said what's on my mind and no one asked you to read

So stop finding my trouble o okay


now to the thread,

i was told it's better to break your leg than to sprain it badly.

sprains don't heal completely, breakages do.

I didn't like the ending of why did I get married too

janet jackson was rewarded with a new man for killing her husband.

somethings are better left unsaid. it's simple courtesy

H2O2:

i was told it's better to break your leg than to sprain it badly.

sprains don't heal completely, breakages do.

they are absolutely right!
i know that for sure

Yeah courtesy my foot.  You better lighten up on life before you grow miserable and feisty.
Courtesy should have informed you not to get at me like that.
Attention ko retention ni.

Well how did you sprain your ankle? Stop wearing high heels lmao.

At least mine is understandable. Most of my ailments come from sports.

Courtesy my A%S: This is AMERICA!

You have a right to stay stuck on stupid and I don't have to change your mind.

This is just annoying . . . this is the last time I'm buying any cashmere jumper.
How can I have sumn I'm not allowed to was myself??
Those dry-cleaning guys won't even tell me how to get it cleaned, just because they run their business on my card. . . RUBBISH!!!

But truth be told maynne . . . they're nice and they feel classy too.
Maynne, I think it's mind control.

eldee:

This is just annoying . . . this is the last time I'm buying any cashmere jumper.
How can I have sumn I'm not allowed to was myself??
Those dry-cleaning guys won't even tell me how to get it cleaned, just because they run their business on my card. . . RUBBISH!!!

But truth be told maynne . . . they're nice and they feel classy too.
Maynne, I think it's mind control.

You need to hear the way I burst out laughing after reading that, I imagined you with a top hat and a very pretty teacup

it's this repetitve nonsense

hello

Mmmbop:

You need to hear the way I burst out laughing after reading that, I imagined you with a top hat and a very pretty teacup

Hehehe . . . cashmere jumpers are cool jare.
It's not my fault that Primark don't sell cashmere stuff.

Is it weird that I'm a big fan of Nigerian Lil Wayne??