hammedkola: Wake up!...The ring is on the right hand

yamakuza:

now i know why they were acting 'adult films' and getting parents worried.

[s]they were simply marketing themselves to ladies and showing they were capable
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yamakuza:

now i know why they were acting 'adult films' and getting parents worried.

[s]they were simply marketing themselves to ladies and showing they were capable
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eboe boy: Why eboe policeman go dey kill yoruba traditional leader?! All these eboe ppl sef dey pass dem boundary o

Gbawe: GEJ: Is our 'effort' bearing fruit?

Adoke Bello: It appears to be Mr.President. The entire Nation is consumed with debate about the renaming. For days, I have not been mentioned anywhere and everyone has forgotten any talk of punishing fuel subsidy scammers or the N155 billion oil bloc scam. It seems it is mission accomplished. *winks at GEJ*

GEJ: Good. Very good. Before they recover we hit them next week with renaming Third mainland bridge Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida democracy bridge. By the time I am done with these simpleton they will know I was not labelled "boy with no shoes" for nothing *GEJ winks at Adoke Bello*.

*Bamanga Tukur, Labaran Maku and Rueben Abati all cackle their Hyena approval while exchanging high fives*.

Orikinla: Many Nigerian guys are on Facebook to do nothing more than stalking girls and trying to hook them up.
I find this very unromantic and as a sort of obsession by men who don't have the balls to talk to girls or ladies offline. So, they post their smiling faces on Facebook and start stalking total strangers who also have posted their sexy pictures too.
You see these dogs sniffing at the girls on Facebook for hours.
They must be i-dio-ts.