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Some fans do blame arsene wenger for the predicaments arsenal is now.....some blames the players, while some thinks dat arsenal will improve as d season progresses.......WHAT IS YOUR POINT OF VIEWIS WENGER REALLY A SPECIALIST IN FAILURE??

osiee: OK thanks .while will a uni take 3wks 2 realise 2nd list . wow dats amazing

..d acceptance fee for 1st batch jst closed yestrday...dats y d 2nd list is nt yet aut...

osiee: PLS how many candidates is futa admitting dis year appart from direct entry and wen are we resuming pls gud and sure answer am confuse :DPLS how many candidates is futa admitting dis year appart from direct entry and wen are we resuming pls gud and sure answer am confuse

na d Vc or registrar fit ansa dat one correctly....buh, i tink minimum of 3000 nd 4000max includin Deites, pdites nd jambites....so it cn be estimated as 3000-4000..

Dayzzy: Evnin peeps, I thought of sharing this important info wit u guys. I jst finished drinking garri wit chilled water nd hausa made kuli kuli.

also, av gat a wedding ceremony to attend tomoro,make ur order so i can help u pack ur choice of fud kum hme. Ordering ends 12:00 noon tomoro,pls order in time....nighty night.

egbon, na ALOMO i wan order for o.......willl i get it

worisj: who tell them say i go school to go farm? ....cutlass ko arrow ni

abi na......hw futa go say make stdnts go dey clear bush for dem?na sec.schleven for ma sec.schl, stdnts no dey clear bush....d tin jst dey baffle mie wen i ws told dat na stdnts dey help dem clear bush....AHno go clear any bush o......nd if dey force me go, i will jst faint in d farm....

Engrkay11: Tnx so much for the response

uwlc

No prob daddy ty265....so, aryu also an aspirant of futa?

goodygirl1: Blurr there u go again...'mummy'....anyways I know where to get u....chill on....

lmao...i promise, we wil jst ignore blesh d riff-raff

goodygirl1: Blurr instead of u to stop seydam, all u do is join him in continuing the e-fight.....u guys fall my hand big time....i respected u more than all this drama u performing...

mummy gee....we ar sori ma'....i promise we will STOP D DRAMA ma'........

joshua16: seydam n bleshh n blurr kindly go back to d topic

abi naa bro...for d peace of dis thrend...

joshua16: guy ar u admitted already??

yea...yu nko?

Genes1s: The so called adults

lol

Bleshh: yeah, so bad! I noticed it too. My dad sef na wa 4 him o..... Buh d funiest thing bou d mata is that d so called monkey he was molesting was ur freaking Mum!

see hw daft nd foolish u are!!!...well, cnt blame ya...hw do i expect d son of a mad woman to behave??..actually, i expect more insane words frm u....i knw it is vei hard for u growinq up in d assylum...wel, it has nw bcom ur family's tradition dat evry male child shld grow up in d assylum..ur grandpa dyd in d assylum, ur dad ws dia till d age of 19....sori guy..madness is nw d birth-mark of ur family...sori for u....

Gosh! Wat is NL turnin too??it is disheartnin to learn dat some ex-psychic or lemm say "escaped mad men", ar fyndin dia way hia.......well, wont be surprizd tho, tis a public-forum....

Engrkay11: I mean postgraduate (pgd)

seriously sir, i dnt av any idea bout it...buh u can goto d schl to confirm......

Bleshh: u c, like fada like son. U too dey jump to wehin dem no kall u too just like ur fada. That was the exact thing the poor man did that led him to his present predicament. Pls, make sure u mind ur business later in life(i doubt it tho, cuz with d way u r going,u r destined to die yung).

i dnt wantu tell u dis bfor
but, since u asked for it...im goin to tell u....im seriously sorry for u, tsims u dunno dart ur FADA ve been caught raping a monkey......nt his fault tho..i guess he is irritated by d foul smell cumin out frm ur MUM.......*yu may take it personal if u like*

Engrkay11: Pls, anyone who cares! When will FUTA release the list of 2014/2015 PGD admission list.

u mean pd admsn list?

Bleshh: Are we gonna have like Freshers nite or something? Am just asking o....[/b]

Bleshh: Are we gonna have like Freshers nite or something? Am just asking o....[b]

u tink say na yaba-left yu still dey? Guy, wake up

Bleshh: Are we gonna have like Freshers nite or something? Am just asking o....[/b]

Bleshh: Are we gonna have like Freshers nite or something? Am just asking o....[b]

do u tink u na yaba-left yu still dey?

seydam21: Yes na! old age but still younger dan you. Mind you, if u die today, mine is still a century after....

guy, jst ignore d gud-4-nthn mad man jor.....he escaped frm yaba left assylum last year.

Bleshh: Those who open dia mouths to attack me here , they neva meet me b4 ni o... Cuz if them c me one-on-one, Walai, them go prostrate without being told!!


SOMETHING is telln me that d 2nd batch list would be out this week. #BELIEVE

GUY, SERIOUSLY, u nid an expert's assistance....i mean a professional psychologist......

Stanyvic: Pls guys does futa accept the combination of waec and nabteb for admission??..pls nid a reply asap,a bro nids d info urgently fenkz

nt sure bout dat....

15 Facts about various organs in the human body......
1) Babies are born with 300 bones-adults have 206
2) Your lungs is the only organ in your body that float
3) Bones are 4xce stronger than concrete
4) Every square inch of the human body has about 19,000,000 skin cells
5)The human brain is about 85%water..
6) Every hour, one billion cells in the body must be replaced...
7) The world record for the number of body piercing on one individual is 702, which is held by Canadian Brent Moffat..
The small intestine in the Human body is about 2 inches around, and 22 feet long...
9) The Human body makes anywhere from 1 to 3 pints of saliva every 24hours..
10) The Human body has approximately 37,000 miles of capiilaries
11) The aorta, which is the largest artery located in the body is about the diameter of a garden hose....
12) The adult human body requires about 88 pounds of oxygen daily...
13)A HUMAN's small intenstine is 6metres long
14) Dead cells in the body ultimately go to the kidneys for excretion...
15) By walking an extra 20minutes every day, an average person will burn off 7pounds of body fat in a year......

THE BEST DEFINITION OF WHO MIKEL OBI IS


1) A magician: He s right in front of you for 90 mins but you get to see him for 30sec, picking up a yellow card...
2)A Mikel is a Nigerian ferrari with the engine of a picanto
3)A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space on the pitch but remains stationary
4)A Mikel is a confused strolling object on the pitch, that has no focus...
5) It is the S.I unit of deceleration.e.g. The car decelerated by 2mikel/sec
6) The botanical name of a snail is Mikelis Obilis
7) Anybody that can pass the ball, but cant shoot.e.g my grandma is a mikel
A mikel is a footballer who is allergic to goal..
I KNOW CHELSEA FANS WOULD BE MAD AT THIS....

folly65: The babes wey dey my area na d kind babes wey to ask person for smtin dey hard dem

wich part of naija yu dey

Gofwane: As in ehhh. E get 1 wey i meet 4 social ntwrk. D first day we met facially d grl com dey ask me 1.5k mk she buy bb battery.

I jst tellam mk she giv me punny first. She com dey foam, say she no b olosho.

chai! Maybe she see say u get tribal marklol

Mraph: Wic coursr cn i choose in my c.o.c list with dis combination
ENG;BIO;AGR;CHEM?

wth dat combo, its betr u choose a course in SAAT.....

folly65: Which part of the planet do you guys meet the recharge card babes
Because in my own planet. They are difficult to come by

virtually, evry part of naija..even evry part of dis planet qan

shey na "buy me designers" babes dey ur area ni

Baddo101: D way babes don dey beg wth authority dis dayz make me bow for dem ooo....

i swear u ar damn right......chai! D tin taya me

Dayzzy: mtchwww...baseless assumption

guy, u shldnt cal any info baseless, if u ursef aint sure abt it...or ar u sure bout hw it wd be done

Horluwahighdee: Then what can i do?

Heya......bro.....
Next year wd be gud....i pray ur neco result is gud.