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A facebook user, Hopeyemi Hogunsakin accuses CAC pastor Olawuni Tunde of f*cking her without payment.

Below is what she posted on her page.

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He shared the below photo and captioned it:

"Seems they are no more selling payint in America"


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ba7man:
Crouching tiger nko?

Pardon my mistake, i am sorry.

ba7man:
No be only Crouch....... na Peter Crouch.

Pardon my mistake, i am sorry.

dacovajnr:
Crouch ni, Couch kor

Pardon my mistake.

1. Folarin Falana popularly known as Falz or Falzthebahdguy.

2. Anidugbe Oluwatobiloba Daniel popularly known as Kiss Daniel.

3. Korede Bello.

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11. Guests leave as soon as the food is served
Nigerians do not waste time at all. The moment the food is being served and they eat, the wedding is over. Some of them may stay out of the goodness of their hearts to spray the couples money before they leave.

But basically, the ceremony is pronounced closed as soon as people eat. Who knows whether the closing prayer is being said at all? Nigerians do not wait for this part.

10. Money must be sprayed
A Nigerian wedding will always involve the spraying of money. No matter how small the event is, there would be the dancing part that would make all guests get up and spray money. At some Nigerian parties, this is usually a competition amidst guests. Nigerians love faaji.

9. If you do not wear asoebi you will not be served
Nigerian weddings could be funny at times; people naturally bond and blend with other guests the moment they see their anko. They would become friends immediately and start to flow while the event is unfolding.

When the food is being served, they pay special attention to the group of people wearing the asoebi. They also do this when souvenirs are to be shared.

8. Nigerians must take food items home
If your guests had enough to eat and even took food home, that means the wedding was a huge success. Nigerians believe in taking food home after the party in order to give those who could not attend. The neighbours of the celebrating families would eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner on that family.

7. The food is hardly enough
Another thing that you would observe in a Nigerian wedding is the shortage of food. Those who are party lovers know the right time to get to the reception and get food. They also know the right places to sit that the trays of food would not be passed over their heads.

In spite of this, it would get to a point where the food would get finished. And if they happen to have extra left, you can bet there would be no meat left. So who are those people that go away with the meat at the parties?

6. Everyone is related to the couple
We must not fail to add the fact that Nigerians like famza; you would be surprised to know that people who are not friends with the couple or the family would always claim to be best friends with them on that day.

Some will dedicate their services to them as if their lives depend on it. They are the people that would disrupt the order of photograph while claiming affinity to the couples.

5. The reception would not start at the right time
Nigerians are so gifted, we know that wedding receptions do not always start at the stipulated time because of one reason or the other.

Guests would have left the church or wherever the engagement was done to move to the reception ground. Things do not always follow the order as the master of the ceremony is usually rushed in order to have enough time.

4. The prolonged thanksgiving done to make money
And some churches overdo it when it is time for thanksgiving; they simply capitalize on this part of the programme and refuse to move to the next item until they have made enough money.

Whoever is controlling the programme may say the couple’s first task is providing for the house of God. They would ask them to go round the congregation with a bowl in hand to collect an offering.

3. The sermon could be long at times
Biko, is it a regular church program or a wedding? Some preachers need to be reoriented on this issue as they usually take long when they mount that pulpit.

The couple only sits to hear all the long and boring sermon because they cannot afford to miss the part where they actually get joined. That is what everyone wants to see, the joining and not the preaching.

Some preachers go overboard and do alter call when they know no one would step out. This is so hilarious.

2. The sermon could be about the bride if she shows skin
Some preachers are really stern, they do not care if the wedding is about the bride or not. They speak their minds and may lash out at the bride and her maids if they dress inappropriately.

Some churches avoid this scenario by asking the bride to present the things she would wear at the church before the chosen date. It is only at a Nigerian wedding that the bride may not be allowed to enter the church if she is not properly dressed.

If you have never attended a Nigerian wedding, then you are missing. Weddings are usually a big affair in Nigeria as they are grand, entertaining, funny and dramatic.

People do not attend parties simply because of the party rice that is being served there. Instead, they do so in order to ease the stress of the week as they know they are bound to see something funny there.

Nigerian weddings are not to be missed; that is where you get to keep a tab on the fashion trend in the society as you can be sure you would see people of all calibre rocking and slaying in fashionable outfits.

Nigerian weddings are usually packed with interesting people, and if you are attending with a friend and gist partner, there would be enough gist to tap there. The couples may be too busy to notice the things going on but the guests would always capture some of these interesting moments and keep them in their memories forever.

There are some funny things that you would observe at a Nigerian wedding, check out some of these things below and let us know if we missed anything out:

1. The bride is always late
When you attend lots of Nigerian weddings, you would get to know that the brides usually come in late. The relatives, guests, groom and his friends get to the venue before the bride ever does. In strict churches, the pastor starts the program without the bride and expect her to join as soon as she arrives.

The brides always claim the makeup artist messed up or they had issues with traffic. Like they did not choose the day themselves.

– Katsina government distributed 720 goats to women under its empowerment scheme

– The goats worth N104 million, were bought from Niger Republic

– The state governor, Aminu Masari said the N104million was part of the N2billion loan obtained from the CBN

The Katsina state government has procured 720 high breed goats worth N104 million for distribution to women under its Women Empowerment Scheme.

This was disclosed on Tuesday, August 2, by Alhaji Abdulkadir Nasir, the special adviser to the governor on economic empowerment, at the launching of the programme in Katsina, Daily Trust reports.

According to him, each of 240 women selected across the 34 local governments would be given two female goats and one male goat.

He said the animals were purchased in Niger Republic and were highly reproductive and good for breeding.

“The goats are also insured for one year and veterinary officers will be going round in all the local governments to provide medication to the animals if the need arises,” the special adviser said.

Nasir urged the beneficiaries not to sell the animals and to ensure they take proper care of the animal.

He noted that the government disbursed N30million to 1,890 physically challenged people across the state to establish small-scale businesses and also empowered one physically challenged from each local government area with a shop, generator, charging board, recorder and N20,000 worth of recharge cards to engage in business.

The sum of N340million was also disbursed to various organised trade associations in the state, all in efforts to boost small and medium scale enterprises in the state.

Speaking at the distribution ceremony, Governor Aminu Masari said the N104million was part of the N2billion loan obtained from the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) by the state government for the development of Small Scale and Medium Entrepreneurship.

He said the loan would attract nine per cent interest rate which the administration had obliged to bear.

Source: https://www.naij.com/913810-govt-buys-720-goats-empower-women-wont-believe-bought-much.html

Asiwaju Bisi Adegbuyi has been appointed as the new Post Master General/Chief Executive Office of Nigeria Postal Services (NIPOST).

His appointment was approved by President Muhammadu Buhari.

This was contained in a terse statement signed by Bolaji Adebiyi, the Director, Press, of the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) Babachir David Lawal.

Adegbuyi, was the Deputy Director- General of Governor Ibikunle Amosun Campaign Organisation in the last general elections.

He is a legal practitioner, human rights activists and was also an Action Congress (AC) Ogun East senatorial candidate.

Recall that Mallam Ibrahim Mori Baba retired as the post master general of NIPOST in August last year. He has handed over to the deputy postmaster general (engineering and technical) Architect Enoch Ade Ogun, who is the most senior official in the postal agency.

In June, the President of the Senior Staff Association of NIPOST, Comrade Gabriel Imafidon, complained that the non-appointment of a substantive PMG had become a thing of concern.

According to him since the retirement of Baba, no serious decisions had been taken, although government had on two occasions made appointments in acting capacity.

Source: https://www.naij.com/912782-president-buhari-makes-another-appointment-not-north.html

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– A top Imam from the holy Prophet’s Mosque is set to visit Nigeria

– The Muslim cleric, Sheikh Salah Bin Muhammad Al-Budair is to touch down in Abuja Wednesday, August 3

Imam of the Prophet’s Mosque, Madinah, Saudi ArabiaSheikh Salah Bin Muhammad Al-Budair is expected to arrive Abuja tomorrow, August 3.

Daily Trust reports that the highly respected Muslim Cleric is to spend three days on his august visit.

During the visit, Al-Budair, considered one of the best Qur’anic reciters in the world, will lead the Juma’a Prayers at the National Mosque Abuja on Friday, August 5, 2016.

The imam is also scheduled to lead Magrib and Isha’i Prayers at the National Mosque on Wednesday, August 3 and Fajr on Thursday, August 4.

Later in the evening on the same day he will lead Magrib and Isha’i Prayers at the An-Nuur Mosque, Wuse 2 Abuja.

A member of the Local Organising Committee (LOC) for the visit and Amir of 1Ummah, Abubakar Sadiq Muhammad, said Sheikh Salah Bin Muhammad Al-Budair will interact with Nigerians at the proposed locations.

Al-Budair’s visit comes at a time when there rumours, speculations and minor agitations that there is a subtle plot to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

Just recently, the Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria (HURIWA) has blamed President Muhammadu Buhari for making Nigeria an Islamic country.

The group claimed that Minister of Interior Abdulrahman Dambazau breached the Nigerian Constitution by taking by taking orders from a private religious leader – the Sultan of Sokoto in extending a national holiday to mark the Eid-el-Fitr from two to three days.

Daily Post reports that HURIWA also slammed the Nigerian government for creating doubt and causing commotion to the businesses and the private sector by the one-sided and unprepared announcement of one more day to mark the end of the Ramadan fasting.

The rights group in a statement stated that the Nigerian Constitution clearly provided in section 10 that no special religion should be elevated to a status of a state religion.

Source:https://www.naij.com/912073-viral-you-need-to-see-this-spiritually-powerful-man-that-will-visit-buhari-tomorrow-photo.html

– Pastor Adeboye has cautioned RCCG pastors to be clean shaven at all times

– He urged elders to be the guiding light to the youths

– The cleric said youths are young and look up to the elders for direction

Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, has cautioned elders to be good examples to the youths.

According to him, any elderly person who cannot show the noble journey for the youths in terms of dressing is not worthy to be described as an elder, Vanguard reports.

“The youths don’t respect an elder that looks like them. You are supposed to be their guiding light after they have fooled around,” the cleric stated.

He frowned at pastors growing beards in the name of new fashion, Vanguard reports.

“I don’t want to see any of my pastors looking like fellows from the training camps of Al-Qaeda,” Adeboye said.

He explained that pastors should be clean shaven at all times and must not in any way grow beards that will portray them as persons of different persuasion.

The man of God condemned tribalism in the church, saying no pastor has the church’s blessing to impose Yoruba songs as part of the church service in other parts of the country, emphasizing the need for pastors in other parts of the country to encourage the locals to sing and rejoice in their local dialects.

Adeboye warned RCCG pastors to refrain from arranging marriages among brethren in the church, just as he advised youths not to marry outside the church.

Source: https://www.naij.com/911865-read-adeboye-say-pastors-growing-beards.html

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