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#1. If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without reaching
for ur panties.. marry him, he is a HUSBAND MATERIAL 250 YARDS

#2. If she enters ur house n sees U drinking garri without
sugar n she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon shouting
"wait for me o, no finish am"... bros marry her, na WIFE
MATERIAL 300 YARDS.

#3. If he spends on U only because he is expecting
something from U.. my sister dnt marry him, he is a
HUSBAND MATERIAL 0.5 YARDS.

#4. If she is on twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo, skype,
instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz, foursquare n others... my broda run for ur life! dnt marry her, she
is a WIFE MATERIAL 0.000005 YARDS.

True Or False ??

We have seen alot of amazing date this year like 11.12.13 this another amazing date 20.12.20.13

harlos: U forgot to put in guy's inbox:

Please call me.
Please send me credit.

Lol

A LADY'S phone INBOX

1..I luv u dear (EHIS )
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with
another man (MOSES)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD) 5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u?
(Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to be by my side
(Samuel) 7..Consider it done (Senator)

8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)

A GUY'S FONE INBOX:....

1..Your data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)

2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U
Am getting married(Jane)

3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat
(jumoke)

4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo
(Landlord)

5..Brother am still expecting the money for the admission form (youngbro)

6..My son, how re you? Please send us some money (Mama)

7..I have not seen my period for 2 months (Ijeoma)..

8... DEAR CUSTOMER, RECHARGE UP TO....
TRUE OR FALSE??

Chaleeee: Your ignorance is profound. And I should also state that you knowledge of Yoruba language is deficient. How does Olamide = my wealth don come and Ayomikun = my wealth don full? Get a life!!

Hmmm...

Aromas: Kilagbe Kileju, ewooo ni gbogbo mona mona yin si. Can't u see is joke session abi u gf no gv u pussy f*ck tu9ht ni? Lemme add my own jareeeee
OYINLAYO = Honey is happiness
OYINDAMOLA = Honey pour in2 wealth
OYIN'AAARA = Honey of d body

Lol tanx jawe

1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty
2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me
3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh
4. Olamide- My wealth don come
5. Timileyin- push me for back
6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me
7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again
8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house
9. Ayomikun- My wealth full
10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight (
KEEP IT ROLLING... Add Yours

Shakespeare
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because U May Win The Game But The Risk Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life Time".

Napoleon
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!"

Einstein
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It's because of them I did it myself."

Abraham Lincoln
"If friendship is ur weakest point then U are the strongest person in the world."

Shakespeare
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It".

William Arthur
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Hitler
"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."

Shakespeare
"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases Keep Quiet.

the warrior72: Please is the poo still working? I want to subscribe

Yeah it is

hennri: pls guys my bis is xpiring 2morrow(14th dec)? though m still browsing with my airtel,they hvnt blocked it and itz faster now...ehnnn pls wats d code for d #200 own *440*16# for 2gig #1500...i cnt risk it abeg xmas don reach nau

There is no risk again... Airtel bis is still working on non bb device

• Always Exit Your Apps When You're Not
Using Them : Never forget to exit your apps
when you are not using them. Leaving your
apps on when they're not in use will drain
you battery , even when your phone is on
standby mode.
• Turn Off Your Networks When You're Not
Browsing : Believe me or not , network
connection drains battery. Some powerful
smartphones come with both 2G And 3G
Network options. When the network is on
3G , the browsing connection is always faster
and drains battery. So its advisable to turn
off your data or put it in 2G Mode when
you're not browsing.
• Turn Off Your Bluetooth : Always turn off
your bluetooth when not in use. Leaving your
bluetooth on will expose your device to
incoming virus as well as drain your battery.
To turn it off , naivgate to Settings > General
> Network and select options there.
• Turn Off The Vibration : Turn off you phone's
vibration when not in use or when you phone
is on silent mode.To do so , navigate to
Settings > Sound > and select the options
there.
• Reduce The Brightness Level : lower your
battery consumption by reducing your
screen's brightness. You can reduce it when
you're not making use of your phone. To do
so , Go to Settings > Brightness > and adjust
it from there.
All in all i'ld get advise you to get a power
bank for your phone. If you use an android
phone it has an external power memory
called Power Bank. Power bank is an external
storage device that stores power for your
phone. When your battery is low and there's
no light , all you need to do is connect your
powerbank to your phone and it'ld start
charging on its own.

Fynestboi: Good.

Thanks

Fynestboi: Bt this should be between married men and women. Una hear

Yeah it is

tex baba: you wan kill yourself abi! welldone, you try...

Hmmm...

Tamita: ok ooo; But what abt the black spot on my Bum bum?

Lol

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1. Increases immunity

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3. Brings a couple closer

Most couples, busy with work commitments, sometimes find it difficult to spend time together during the day. But they can get the most out of their bedrooms. Interestingly, regular lovemaking makes people closer thus strengthening their relationship.

4. Comfort factor

Do you still feel vulnerable in bed, especially when you’re unclad in front of your partner? Having s*x life more often can help you to overcome this barrier. Studies reveal that couples who make love more frequently are likely to feel reassured about themselves in bed.

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Some studies reveal that s*xual interaction allows the release of endorphins and boosts the skin’s production of vitamin D, which in turn makes one look and feel young.

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Having s*x before going to bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep. Pleasant exhaustion after lovemaking is a normal reaction of the body which helps in inducing sleep. So after a hard day at work, indulge in sweat-inducing s*x to get some restful slumber.

8. It’s plain fun

s*x can be a fun exercise for couples who are in a committed relationship. So while physical intimacy helps the two of you stay connected, it also helps in adding some spice in your life. Moreover, experimenting in the bedroom with more than just vanilla s*x can add that much-needed naughty element to your relationship.

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Dear Lord,
I offer you this prayer, to help me with my current relationship situation. Please take away all the pain and hurt in my heart. Fill it with love, joy, patience, and understanding. Bless me and my partner, so that we may never surrender to whatever challenges that come our way. Fill our hearts with love for each other, and may you make each one of us realize each other's worth. Please touch the heart of my partner,fill it with much love for me. Make our complicated relationship become uncomplicated. I seek for your mercy and blessing that you may allow us to spend the rest of our lives with each other. Please make this feeling mutual for both of us. Lead us not into temptations. Guide us wherever we go. Always put us in each other's heart and mind. Thank you Lord for hearing my prayer. I love you. Amen.

Dear Lord,
I offer you this prayer, to help me with my current relationship situation. Please take away all the pain and hurt in my heart. Fill it with love, joy, patience, and understanding. Bless me and my partner, so that we may never surrender to whatever challenges that come our way. Fill our hearts with love for each other, and may you make each one of us realize each other's worth. Please touch the heart of my partner,fill it with much love for me. Make our complicated relationship become uncomplicated. I seek for your mercy and blessing that you may allow us to spend the rest of our lives with each other. Please make this feeling mutual for both of us. Lead us not into temptations. Guide us wherever we go. Always put us in each other's heart and mind. Thank you Lord for hearing my prayer. I love you. Amen.

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