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Michael_______ Mike
Clifford_______Cliff
David___________ Dave
Daniel________ Dany
Everlyne________ Eva
Judith __________ Judy
Janeth _________ Jane
Paulinus ________ Paul

What’s Yours__________?

I can't categorically tell u 1 nw and my oga @ d top will tell u anoda 1... Lol ... Abeg no ban me o... I prostrate on ground dey beg una o

Michael_______ Mike
Clifford_______Cliff
David___________ Dave
Daniel________ Dany
Everlyne________ Eva
Judith __________ Judy
Janeth _________ Jane
Paulinus ________ Paul

What’s Yours__________?

idnoble135: ^
You asked a question addressed to the "forumites". Being one, i gave a reply.
Now stop whining and deal with it.

Ok o. Now i see

idnoble135: Crap!

Must u comment? Ha! I wonder o

Dadymonso:

Y tongue out

If your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you, there will be proof in her/his cell phone. You may not even have to go through her/his cell phone to figure it out though. You generally can tell just by the ways she/ he acts about her/his cell phone. If you are in a committed relationship, your cell phones should be an open book. The ultimate test is to let your phone die and ask to use hers/his. One tell-tale sign she/he has something to hide is if she/he won't tell you the password, and she/he insists on putting it in for you. Also, while you are using her/his cell phone pay close attention to her/his body language. One clue that she/he has something to hide is if she/he appears nervous or fidgety while you have it. She/He also won't leave your side while you are using it, and will snatch it out of your hand if she/he gets a text message or phone call...do you agree with this?

Blackberry 4 10k? Na wa o d money wey i use repair my broken iPad screen so i fit use am buy BB... Sad face

First thing to do is hire a helicopter, invite her for
a ride (we all know that no girl will reject a
helicopter ride).
Immediately you are in the sky, bring out the
engagement ring and propose to her by saying
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"Marry me or get out of my helicopter"
No girl can ever say no to that..
Try it and see! Lol

Red_Card: this your end time anthem is stale and outdated. Try some other tricks if you must make us laugh. Thank you.

I wonder o

Known_pal: That's if you guys are smart to hide under airplane/copter.

lol

HOW TO PROPOSE TO A LADY THE NORMAL
WAY...
First thing to do is hire a helicopter, invite her for
a ride (we all know that no girl will reject a
helicopter ride).
Immediately you are in the sky, bring out the
engagement ring and propose to her by saying
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
"Marry me or get out of my helicopter"
No girl can ever say no to that..
Try it and see! Lol

Pinopinoguy: Hmmm,endtime tins

Why is it end time things?

Afam4eva: Are you hoping that when you guys marry, she will convert to Christianity? It's better you guys define your relationship as it is now and not hope for something later. If you married her a muslim then don't hope that she will change. That might cause problems for the marraige.

I'm not hoping to change her and she is also ready to change if i wants to but i'm just confused what people may be saying most especially our families

There is this girl i loves so much and she loves me too, we are hoping to get married but the problem is this, she is a muslim and I am a christain but we love each other so much. I have alot of hope because her dad had converted to a Christian too even most of his children is also a christain but i'm confused... Naira Landers, please help...

Elliotwiz1: ;DJamb questions

Lol

FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No...
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.

1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why? 7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?

Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.

LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
______________________
______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________ Yours In-law to be,
Bobolekepee

Just keep saying AMEN + Surprises + Elevation +
Peace + Favor + Wealth + Success + Longlife
+Joy + Promotion + Protection + All & more shall
be yours......Amennnnnnnn({}) Happy New Month ..
Always welcome new day of
the new month…our month ☀̤̣̈̇f joy:*

Indifferent: Imagine D'prince saying "take banana till u go yo" 16 times.
I couldnt beleive it

Lol..
I wonder o

big-t:
Na lie?

Y?

big-t:
And to sum it up, live and let live

Lol

Stop and ask yourself today, "How do I really feel about myself? " Before you answer read these ten principles.

(1) Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God.

(2) Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will.

(3) Don't compare yourself to anybody else. You're unique, one of a kind, an original. So don't settle for being a copy.

(4) Focus on your potential, not your limitations. Remember, God lives in you!

(5) Find what you like to do, do well, and strive to do it with excellence.

(6) Have the courage to be different. Be a God pleasure, not a people pleasure .

(7) Learn to handle criticism. Let it develop you instead of discourage you.

(Determine your own worth instead of letting others do it for you. They'll short-change you!

(9) Keep your shortcomings in perspective - you're still a work in progress.

(10) Focus daily on your greatest source of confidence - the God Who lives in you !

Lol

Western Road
P.O. BOX 15
worri
29th June, 2013
Hello Girl,
APPLECASION FOR LOVE OF
YOU
I want to write you this
letter. Because every time I
saw you opposite with my
house in our area, you saw
me and I also saw you and I
saw you everyday. But I
have watch you for a
severlly times. The way
your behavior is good for
me, I want to take you as a
good girl friend. Because
you are the beautiful girl in
this town and in our
nationlity. So I love you like
a flower. But one thing is
that, I want to talk to you I
love you but I can see you
does not have time. That is
why I shouldn't come and
talk to you.Sometimes, i
want to come to the house
that you are siting inside on
the road side but everybody
is passing there that is why I
am filling shamful to come
there and talk to you on
your face. If you think that,
you cannot read and
understanding this letter
just call me and talk to me
in a security place. After
reading these letter give
me the reply or the answer.
I am hopefully that you will
consider me your love. I am
finish.
Good bye.
Yours everything
Akpos.

ayusco85: Not in this country o. Its hard to find such A̶̲̥̅ person. Though some rare exceptions exist

Yeah i agree with you

SLIDE waxie: www.google.com

Meaning?

A RELATIONSHIP is not about having a
handsome boyfriend or having a beautiful
girlfriend. It’s not about looking for a
perfect person because there isn’t any
perfect person on earth. It’s not about
looking for a well off or a rich person.
Having a lot of money doesn’t mean that
one has too much pure love. MONEY
CAN’T BUY LOVE. A relationship is about
finding someone who respects you, who
cares about you in anyway he/she can
afford, who understands you, who is proud of having you, who loves you the way you are. Who is faithful to you, who knows how to comfort you, who knows to encourage you and who would accept the worst of you & who will go through everything without giving up on you. Such people are very rare to find these days. If you have got one, just keep that person. Handle him or her with care, be honest & contented with that person and don’t ever think of hurting & letting down of that special person in anyway..

The news is true because that's the school i'm attending, my friend was among the people that were shot but she later survives... But I wonder why this story is making first page now after another issue have arisen.

I will stop liking too much salt o... I have learnt now that it is not good for my health... Thanks so much @ op

Make God provide money for us to be buying all these thing o