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CHILDREN IPAD

For your 3-10 year-old child.

Let them have a feel of a true Children IPad

Kids love seeing cartoons and lots more. Educate them with a good iPad that comes with the latest cartoons.

You can as well download more cartoons and educational content in it applicable section.

Buy now.

N18,500

Pay on delivery is allowed

MAGIC SWEEPER
Who still uses broom on tiles?

Broom is cool but magic Sweeper is super cool.

Magic sweeper will sweep both sand and dust particles easily and you will have that feel of smooth surface at once.

This is the latest and best sweeper for your tiles.

Magic sweeper gives just one stroke, you are done.

Buy now for N5,000

Available nationwide. Check my signature below for contact.

Children Lappy

Your 2 to 6 year-old kid will love this.

Best for birthday, party gift and celebration.

Let them have a feel of laptop before they grow. Start with a baby lappy.

N4,000

Delivery fee: Between N1,000- N1,500 Nationwide
Pay on delivery: Yes!

Electronic Mosquito Killer.

Health is wealth. Buy this and say good buy to mosquito in your home forever.

It major function is to attract mosquitoes, they all go close and die once and for all.

Buy once, feel free to enjoy your sleep daily.

Interested? Buy this for N5,000

We deliver to all states Nationwide.
Pay on Delivery.
Our location is in Lagos

Delivery fee

Maybe he’s an atheist

deltateam:
Per day? All I am seeing today are mostly nonsense games except Saif which is like 70% okay.

Games are better picked during weekend.

But gambling on Super Falcons to win France at 19 odds looks tempting though.

I saw it too o. But the way Superfalcons are playing on and off I don’t understand. Lose today, win tomorrow.

Can they withstand the pressure from France?

timmykaydude:
bro,i am not on whatsapp, how do we talk about AFSB?

What’s AFSB?

MrCuteking:
How far I need like sure sure 3-4 odds. I want to stake high. Who can help or recommend a good prediction site. I'm tired of losing my bets

There are good punters here. Try @deltateam’s predictions with one other guy. If you need a site I think matchplug is trying but they give small odds not even up to 2 in accumulation. Or maybe you should try Babanlagenius site. They are trying as well. Mix them up. Even match gains. I always mix all their tips to help me out atimes.

Hello guys, yesterday was my birthday so I wish to celebrate in on nairaland. The first 10 guys that will call me on this platform will get 5k each transferred to their account...


happy birthday to me.
My number.

08081730239

Today is my birthday so I wish to celebrate in on nairaland. The first 10 guys that will call me on this platform will get 5k each transferred to their account... happy birthday to me.
My number.

08081730239

habeebcole:
pole please help me,,,I need sum where to do my I.T....a manufacturing company to be precise, here in lag.......plz kindly DM me if u can help

Bros go to ikeja Alausa secretariat. Simply ask of where IT placement is done they would direct you. Infact they would accept you with both hands

It’s grace

SirMichael1:
What about guys who haven't masturbated before?

Besides, why does everyone think all guys (virgins) masturbate? I find that statement to be utterly incorrect

Eheheh
Not all bro but I think above 90% of all guys have one way or the other masturbated and are still doing so.

yarimo:
OP all what you said is not impressive and not educative, meanwhile acting chairman Vaseline crew SAMBISA FOREST branch is here. Thank you

Eheheh but I dare you to go for 21days, you don't really know what you are missing in the other side of the world.

1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now"

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...

Good

okay

Osho free state

This is not the first of it kind on nairaland so I will make it short...

Are you a lady who needs a real guy to hook up with? You don't need to drop your contact, of-cause we know how cruel it may sound, most ladies don't like taking the first step.
Don't doubt! some people got married with this simple blind date and I know one way or the other, you may find your dream man or woman via this means.
This is what we will do. Guys, drop your details and tell us the kind of lady you want, you can also post your picture to demonstrate a lot of info to the lady who may also want to have you. But incase we have a bold lady here, feel free to do vice versa. If you see the guy or lady that strikes you most, feel free to flash, message or call him.
Note: drop your contact with smartness.
E.g:
Copy and Edit below:

Name: Okoro Ibe

Sex: Male

Location: Abuja, Anambra, Delta , Lagos or Imo etc.

Hobbies: Reading, Traveling etc.

Job: Unemployed, Self employed, or Employed.

Religion: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Buddhist or none.

My Type of lady: Fair, pretty, short, friendly and good cook. well, quiet type, Talkative, God fearing, Money conscious, good in bed etc.

Contact: zero eight zero seven four two eight zero zero two one

Picture:


Best of luck!

Name:

Sex: Male

Location:

Hobbies:

Job:
Religion:

My Type of lady:
Contact:

Picture:

. Nice but I don't think Madrid will beatl my people. Mourinho has good records against them. Zidane no know him mate? Manchester the United can never allow small Madrid without Ororo to beat them

Hmmm

ghanaman5050:
Please guys , don't buy or join VIP . This guy will send you 10 games and ask you to pick from the game. Don't waste your money to bookies .

You are wrong. I am one of his subscribers. What you typed here was done only once and after sending me a winning ticket he said we would resume by 30th of July because there were few games to pick from. Something like that. I have been following this guy and he is simple and easy. All this guys can lie for Africa. Lol. There are free games on his site whatever even if you are not bent on subscribing. I'm just waiting for the season to kick off let's see if I will continue to subscribe with him or not.

Hey, I will have it prepared smoothly. It's part of my plans to run school portal and doing result oriented one is a nice idea. Contact me for the best design with complete maturity written all over it. I am a php and MySQL professional and I can show you my works. Contact me via my signature.

Why do you need that when php and MySQL can brush it easily? I can run it smoothly. Contact me on my signature

Wow! So introverts are this much. I feel your pains. I just came in here to read comments. I believe in one thing, if you want to conquer your fears, you have to start surfing the Internet on "how to communicate with people without fear" Google is your friend, unlike police. Check my signature, I need a female friend who is an introvert, residing in Lagos jare, let me show you how to communicate with the opposite sex.

Please. I need 200k urgently i will definately meet the demands as repuested by u
smartme783@gmail.com